Woman: (carrying a bag, getting on the bus) The child is in the third grade this year, and the study pressure is like a mountain. Can't get grades up. Find a tutor to relieve my worries.

[A, holding a small cardboard that says "Tutor of Northland University"

W: Which school are you from? Kid.

A: Northland University, or Peking University for short.

Woman: high flyers in colleges and universities must be very capable! Our children study hard, but they just can't get on. Tell me, what can I do?

Don't worry, auntie. ...

Woman: What's your name with me? (Hurriedly interrupting)

Do you mind if I call you aunt? I think you are too young to call you grandma. Please look at you in this dress like a man in his sixties!

Woman: Good! All right! I don't care what your name is. Tell me first, how do you manage our children?

Well, you must study hard. The ancients hung the beam and stabbed the stocks, and finally achieved great things. ...

Woman: Hey, hey, that's the ceiling of our house. Where can I find the light beam?

That's easy. Find some wood, build a shelf, put it in front of the desk, tie a chain on it, hang a charcoal fire basin, burn a soldering iron in the basin and burn it to (child …).

Woman: Stop, are you a tutor? That's torture for * * *!

A: (Sorry) It's wrong to hit a child. You have to make the child suffer! You turn off the desk lamp first, and turn off the * * * light. ...

Woman: Hey, hey, the lights are off. How do the children study at night?

A: What's the difficulty? ! Catch dozens of fireflies, put them in plastic and hang them on the desk!

W: Where can I find so many fireflies?

A: You, isn't it enough for that child to catch fireflies for one day and study at night?

W: Why don't you study during the day?

Wait a minute.

Extended data:

Sketch art form:

Sketch is a new art form born in the Spring Festival Evening. The sketch "Eating Noodles" performed by Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao is the first sketch in the history of the Spring Festival Evening. Since then, Peisi Chen and Zhu Shimao have created China's first sketch, which is a must.

After nearly 20 years of promotion of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, contemporary sketches have made great progress and become an art form loved by the audience.