The two of us will give you a show. B: Yes, cross talk. A: We were partners as soon as we came on stage. B: When we get off the stage, it's our deskmate. He is you at my deskmate. (Singing) Who married the sentimental you? B: This singer sings A: (Continue to sing) Who comforted you when you cried, who shaved off your long hair and who drew it for you. Now we are close friends. Yes, we have a special relationship. B: If I were Nintendo, I would be Contra, the best playmate. A: If I were Harry Potter, I would be Dumbledore. I care about you all the time. A: If I were Optimus Prime, I would be a bumblebee and a close comrade-in-arms. B: If I'm a corn cannon, I'm a tall nut. Ok. In primary school, we were in the same class. A: At that time, the teacher always told us to talk about ideals. Yes, the teacher always asks, what do you want to be when you grow up? My dream is to be an uncle. B: Little boys are envious. Through my years of hard work, my dream has been half realized ... B: How can it be half realized? Some people call me uncle ... oh, this half. No matter how hard you try, someone will call you uncle. What's the use? A: We have been brothers since childhood, and we have an old enemy. B: Old enemy. A: Yes, his name is other people's children. B: Other people's children? A: Yes, when I was naughty, my mother said, look, how obedient other children are. B: Yes, as soon as I failed the exam, my mother said, Look, other children always take a 100-A: This other child never plays games, never talks about QQ, and learns every day. B: This other child, who is good-looking and obedient, has returned to senior one: he has gone to school in other places. What do other people's children look like? A: Yes, what does such a perfect child look like? B: I've never seen it. This is just a legend. A: One day, the school square called on students to donate blood, saying that 200CC would give a box of chocolates and 400CC a watch. I think I donated 400 yuan, gave my love and wore a watch. My partner is different. What is wrong with me? A: My partner heard about it and ran to ask the nurse, "What is 10,000 CC?" B: Huo, 10,000 CC A: The nurse calmly said, "The urn. . . "I lost my bone marrow. A: My partner is very caring. What is care? I am infatuated with money. Another time, my partner and I went to the movies and played Harry Potter. Yes, we all like this. A little girl and her mother were behind us when we went in. They are small fans, wearing cloaks and playing with toy wands. Harry Potter's little guy. This is also putting others aside, so I may be angry. My partner, very measured, smiled after listening. B: Son, we can't be as knowledgeable as him. A: He turned around and said, "Come to the movies, son." Then he heard a scream: Mom! Mom! The magic worked. Oh, fuck you.