1. In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. At this time, you want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should you order first? Answer: matches.
2. Can you set a bigger number with chopsticks? Answer: Take pi as an example.
3. What books are not available in bookstores? Answer: suicide note.
4. Two fathers and sons go to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Answer: Three generations.
Aunt Zhang talked all day, but she said the least for one month. What month was that? Answer: February.
6. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? A: The shadow of the earth means every night.
7. How long does it take to finish Peking University? A: A banknote clock is enough.
8. Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? Answer: it will be stolen.
9. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: There is no water under the head.
10. In the zoo, what is the longest nose of an elephant and the second longest? Answer: Elephant.
1 1. What should I do if I want to shorten a stick, but I can't cut it, break it or shorten it? Answer: Take one that looks like it.
12, Xiao Zhang accidentally hit a telephone pole while driving. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? A: Small convertible hearse.
13, a square table is missing a corner. How many corners are there? Answer: 10.
14, a man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.
15. What is the earliest surname of China people? A: The surname is single.
16, how to rank people according to their city? Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon.
17. What did you do that you didn't do, but you were punished? Answer: Homework.
18, an old lady got on the bus, why didn't anyone give up her seat? Answer: There are seats on the bus.
19, interference answer: step.