Character: Zhang Dazheng (Zhang)? Liu (Liu)

Scene 1

Venue: Campus Road, Guangdong University of Commerce

Zhang: Huh? Isn't this Xiao Xin? Xiao Xin, don't you have a class? Why are you wandering around here?

Liu: Alas-those classes were so boring that I skipped classes.

Zhang: What classes do you have?

Liu: Tax law class-I don't know what the teacher is talking about.

Zhang: Huh? Tax law class? This is a very important course! Besides, we are also students of Finance and Taxation College! How can I take a tax evasion class?

Liu: Oh, isn't it just a tax law course? There is nothing to be nervous about. My dad said that I would go directly to my dad's company after graduation in two years. Why should I study tax law? I don't have to pay taxes anyway.

Zhang: Huh? No tax?

Liu: Yes, I am not an individual industrial and commercial household, a big star or a big boss, and I have never won the lottery, so I am just an ordinary wage earner. This tax has nothing to do with us-

Zhang: Alas, you are still a college student. That's all you know about taxes. Then let me ask you, have you ever bought anything in the supermarket?

Liu: I played soy sauce!

Zhang: Have you ever been to a restaurant?

Liu: My mother usually asks me to go home for dinner!

Zhang: Do you smoke and drink?

Liu: Smoke! I think men are particularly handsome when they smoke! If I don't smoke, I will drink. Anyway, I think men have to eat cigarettes and drink to be like men.

Zhang: Your boy should pay attention to his health! Smoking is harmful to health! Well, by answering my question, I can conclude that you are a taxpayer.

Liu: Huh? I didn't pay half a cent in tax. How can I become a taxpayer?

Zhang: You paid tax on the price of soy sauce, and you paid tax on smoking and drinking.

Liu: Are you kidding me? Where is the tax office? How do I pay taxes?

Zhang: I'm not lying to you. You didn't pay the tax directly to the tax bureau, but the merchant paid it to the state treasury for you. No matter what you buy, everything from commercial houses to televisions, computers, bicycles to daily necessities. The tax is paid by the enterprise for you.

Liu: Alas! I am a college student, and I don't know that I am a taxpayer!

Zhang: That's right! You are a taxpayer.

Liu: Tell me more about Dazheng. I still don't understand!

Zhang: Do you want to learn now? All right, I'll tell you in detail. At present, the taxes levied in China include: value-added tax, business tax, urban maintenance and construction tax, property tax, stamp duty, personal income tax, consumption tax, customs duty, deed tax, cultivated land occupation tax, urban land use tax, vehicle and vessel license tax, enterprise income tax and land value-added tax.

Liu: Alas alas alas! Wait a minute ... You know a lot-

Zhang: I learned all these in the tax law class. Of course I don't know if I don't attend class.

Liu: Well ... it seems so ... It seems that the tax law class is still necessary.

Zhang: Of course, hurry back.

Liu: Well, Dazheng, I'll go back first, hee hee ... thank you.

Scene 2

After graduation,

Location: some tax bureau

Liu: (to the audience) What! You said I was early! It's only eight o'clock, not early, not early, early, which only shows that you amateurs really "don't know how expensive rice is and how difficult it is to pay taxes!" Oh, why do you ask me? I went to be an accountant after I graduated from Guangshang, I told you. You said to pay taxes, fill out the declaration form and line up at the declaration window, and then it's your turn to declare. Someone else will help you enter the declaration and deduct the money. Is it difficult? This is not difficult! The hardest thing now is to get the GM quota invoice! First of all, you have to pay taxes in the tax hall, then go to a special administrator to review and confirm, and then go to the invoice window of the tax hall to queue up for the invoice. It's hard to run! Run! Run!

Liu: (to the audience) But my father told me that my first job today is to get rid of my tax administrator. People ask me why I am here. Ha ha! I don't do accounting now. I have hired an accountant myself now. No, I just got the tax registration certificate the day before yesterday, Xiao Xin Hotel, haha, and since then I have started a hotel business! Therefore, in order to pay less taxes in the future, I must take good care of my tax administrator today!

Liu: Look! Finally came to the place where we are struggling today! Seeing the sign of the tax inspection brigade of a local taxation bureau, we can see that the office is clean and tidy, and everyone is ready to start a new day. Knock on the door)

Zhang: Please come in!

Liu: Hello, I am the legal representative of a newly opened hotel. I'd like to ask the tax administrator of our hotel.

Zhang (with a familiar voice): Alas! Liu! How can it be an old classmate?

Liu: Zhang Dazheng! I heard that two years after graduation, you were admitted to the civil service of the tax bureau, but you didn't know it was in our tax bureau! You see, when we were studying, we all called you top student. It seems that you really got your wish now!

Zhang: Where! Where! I'm just lucky, not as good as your son. I just graduated from a company to do finance, and I was promoted to manager in less than two years! Later, you directly fired the boss and started your own business! Unexpectedly, we meet again today. By the way, what do you think can help our big boss?

Liu: (Hand over the tax registration certificate, business license of legal person, etc. ) Old classmate, help me find out who is the manager of this small shop I opened!

Zhang: Alas! It turns out that the boss of Xiao Xin Hotel is our Xiao Xin classmate! No respect! No respect!

Liu: Oh! So you are the manager of our hotel! You have to take care of me in the future! In my opinion, it's really fate-when we didn't graduate, we all listened to our senior sister. They said that after graduating from Guangshang Finance and Taxation College, we will do two things in the future, one is to investigate tax evasion, and the other is to help people evade taxes. Haha, it seems that the old classmates will come in handy now.

Liu: (whispering near Zhang Dazheng): Old classmate, you see our hotel will open in a few days. Look, let's fix our fixed tax today! By the way, help me buy a quota invoice! Old classmate, you have to help!

Zhang: Don't worry! We will deal with it as soon as possible! I promise I won't delay your opening. By the way, Xiao Xin, please fill in the quota application form truthfully first.

Liu: Huh? I said old classmates, and we said that we are so familiar, so the quota application form is free. Why, my brothers who studied and played with me were steel or iron-were they serious?

Zhang: How is that possible? Even old classmates, you know, we have to behave ourselves.

Liu (wakes up the phone and pats himself on the head): Oh! Right, right, right. You see, I get carried away as soon as I see my old classmates. Your "rules", I know, I know!

Liu (deliberately making a mysterious gesture, smiling and taking out a bulging envelope from his pocket and stuffing it into the drawer of Zhang Dazheng's desk): I am a person who knows the rules. There is nothing to respect. Have you thought of a way? Mine is a small business. Please help us and set a turnover of 30 thousand to 50 thousand a month!

Zhang (stuffing the envelope into Liu's clothes again): Old classmates have something to ask for, so they should do good deeds. But it is our personal obligation to pay taxes according to law. Besides, as a national civil servant, I should guide citizens to pay taxes according to law. How can I bend the law? Don't say any more, your quota is not up to me, and the national tax law will help you figure it out, needless to say! Old classmates!

Liu (stuffing the envelope into Zhang Dazheng's hand again): Brother Dazheng! This year, if you are serious, you will lose! If the losses are serious, troublemakers will come. Even if you are cruel, if you give two dollars, someone will applaud! Brother Dazheng, don't push your nose and face in front of our old classmates for so many years-one track-minded?

Zhang: (angry) One-track mind, I took money to do things for you. The organization found that I had made a principled deal, which was shameful and dry and violated the rules and regulations. This money is not comparable to my life. Old classmate, we need your understanding to support our work!

Liu: Old classmate! Can't you take care of it?

Zhang: classmate! As you know, taxes are the foundation of our finance. Taxation has raised a lot of financial funds for the construction of our country. By guiding taxpayers to pay taxes according to law, we will implement national economic policies and adjust and promote the economy. Taxation can also adjust and coordinate the interests of different classes and adjust the distribution relationship; Safeguard national rights and interests in foreign economic exchanges; Participate in the management of the national economy and supervise social and economic life. Without taxes, the country's construction funds will not be supplemented, and socialist construction will be impossible. As citizens of People's Republic of China (PRC), it is our obligation to pay taxes according to law. ...

Liu: er ... it seems that you are still the same, upright and upright! Well, I won't embarrass you either. Give me the quota application form!

Zhang: That's right!

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