Humorous and interesting speech, with the development of society, speech plays an increasingly important role in us. A speech is a speech delivered by a speaker on a certain occasion and in front of an audience, focusing on the theme. Share a humorous and interesting speech with you.
Humorous and interesting speech 1 Dear teachers and students,
Hello everyone!
Today is the first week of school. The topic of my speech under the national flag is "Do a good deed every day, and do a good deed all your life".
"At the beginning of life, human nature is good" and "doing a good deed every day" mean doing a good deed every day.
In ancient times, there was a man named Ge Fan who asked himself to do at least one good deed every day. Later, the official was the prefect. Someone asked him how to "do a good deed every day". He said, "Here is a bench. If it falls down and hinders people from walking, it is good to bend down and straighten it. " Among us, many teachers and students want to do great things, but they often neglect to do small things around them.
One night, an elderly couple walked into a hotel. The receptionist replied, "Sorry, our hotel is full and there are no rooms." Looking at the tired appearance of the old couple, the waiter said, "But let me do something …". I'm afraid other hotels are full and closed, so the kind waiter led the old couple to a room and said, "Maybe not, but now it can only be like this."
"This is a neat and clean room, so the old man lives happily. The next day, when they came to the front desk to check out, the waiter said, "No, because I just lent you my room for one night-have a nice trip!" " The two old people were very moved. The old man said, "son, you are the hotel owner I have ever seen." You will be rewarded. " The waiter smiled and said nothing. He sent the old man out, turned around and went on doing his own thing, and forgot all about it. Unexpectedly, one day, the waiter received a letter and opened it. There is a one-way ticket to new york with a brief postscript inviting him to take another job.
He flew to new york and went to the place mentioned in the letter. When he looked up, a magnificent hotel stood in front of him. It turned out that one night a few months ago, he received a billionaire and his wife. The rich man bought a big hotel for the waiter, convinced that he would manage it well. This is the legendary story of the first manager of the world-famous Hilton Hotel.
It is actually very simple to do one good deed every day in life. Pick up a piece of paper on the ground, lift the bench that fell to the ground, classify the garbage, don't throw it anywhere, leave the bath water to mop the floor, and don't waste water resources.
On the first day of school yesterday, I found that many students started cleaning as soon as they arrived at school. In the second grade, many parents came to help me move the table and asked the children to express their gratitude to the parents for me. A junior child, in the west gate of Ruya Building, helped his brother and sister who moved the table to lift the curtain, and two children pushed the door; A third-grade child is holding scissors in the corridor to subtract a yellow leaf from a holiday flower. I seem to see that flower smiling at her!
Among the teachers, when cleaning, some people carefully wipe the legs of tables and stools, and some teachers bathe flowers in the classroom as soon as school starts, and plant green radish in the vacated flowerpots ... These actions are good every day. Even a smile and an encouragement will make those who see or are helped feel warm.
Humorous and interesting speech 2 Dear students:
Hello everyone!
The grass saw the vastness of the pine and made up its mind to make great efforts to strengthen itself, but it can go through all kinds of hardships and is still an ordinary grass; When Fu and Xue pigeons saw the soaring Dapeng, they very much hoped that they could also go to Wan Li, so they practiced three times in winter and three times in summer. Throughout their lives, they did not have the wings of "hanging the sky in the clouds" or the glory of "beating three thousand miles and soaring nine Wan Li".
They made efforts, but they didn't achieve their goal. Why? Because they didn't know themselves clearly and didn't grasp the direction they should work hard.
If a person wants to win the favor of the goddess of success, it is essential to work hard and struggle, but it is still important to recognize his own strength and grasp the direction of struggle.
It was when he realized his literary deficiency that Ban Chao decided to join the army, which not only made him achieve high military achievements, but also safeguarded the country's stability and prosperity. Yang Zhenning calmly faced the failure, carefully analyzed the reasons and correctly evaluated his ability. Finally, he unloaded his professional ambition of "experimental physics" and changed to "theoretical physics". Theoretically, he became familiar with it, made rapid progress and finally won the Nobel Prize.
It's hard to imagine that Pan Changjiang can rebound, steal and dunk in the nba, and it's hard to imagine that Yao Ming stands on the stage wearing fashionable clothes and sends laughter to thousands of families.
If you can't be your own bole, you can't recognize yourself, and the direction of your efforts is contrary to reality, then no matter how much effort and sweat you make, you can only sink into the sea-no matter how much effort you make, you won't get a return. In reality, each of us doesn't have to be vigorous and immortal. Everyone's career doesn't have to be earth-shattering and immortal. Only what suits you is true.
Be your own bole, find your own bright spot, make clear the direction of your struggle, and grasp yourself well. After unremitting struggle and setbacks, the color of Tianshui will appear.
Students, only when we know our own direction clearly and get out of the thorny land of failure will the road ahead be covered with flowers.
Thank you!
Humorous and interesting speech 3 Dear teachers and classmates:
Hello everyone! The topic of my speech is "Inspirational success begins with faith". Let me tell you a story first.
In a dense jungle in Africa, four scrawny men were walking, stumbling along with a heavy box on their backs. They followed the captain into the jungle to explore. During the break, when the task was about to be completed, the captain fell ill and died in the jungle.
Before he died, the captain entrusted the box he made to them and said very sincerely, "If you can give this box to my friends, you will get something more precious than gold."
After burying the captain, they went on their way with boxes on their shoulders. The road is getting harder and harder, and their strength is getting less and less, but they still summon up courage to move forward. Finally, one day, the green barrier suddenly opened. They finally walked out of the jungle and found the captain's friend, but the friend said, "I have nothing!" " "
So, when I opened the box, I saw a pile of useless wood! With such a story, it seems that the captain gave them a box of useless wood, which actually gave them the purpose of action and made them harvest something more precious than gold-life. This story tells us that learning and doing anything should have clear goals and objectives.
The deaf jumped the beautiful Guanyin with thousands of hands, the blind climbed Mount Everest, their legs and lower limbs were amputated, and they flew back to the blue sky ... Many things that normal people can't do, but these disabled people turned them into reality, which can't help but make people feel surprised and moved by their tenacious perseverance and never giving up. The main reason for their success is that they have the belief of winning, and they never give up.
"everything is established in advance, and it will be abolished if it is not predicted", which determines the goal of struggle. How can we persevere and never give up? Then we must have an action plan and a belief in success. This is your guide to action and a catalyst for you to tap and use your physical potential.
If you think you are excellent, then you are really excellent; If you think small, you will fall behind others; If you imagine that you are brave, you will be really fearless; If you imagine brilliance, you will become great.
Because when you warm up your mind before you act, think of every detail you want to do, organize your mind, and then remember them deeply in your mind. When you act, you will be handy and cope with it.
Students, inspiration should have a clear goal, and the realization of the goal should have the belief of success. From now on, make them come true in your imagination-feel them, experience them and believe them. I believe that in the near future, you will see them finally come true.
My speech is over, thank you!