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Versailles Quotations Award for Funny Humor
Funny and humorous Versailles Quotations Award 1. Sir, it pains me to see me stay up late for the Double Eleven. I asked skp whether you didn't buy enough or Galeries Lafayette didn't shop enough. Why do you have to buy a large bottle of cream for 3000 yuan? I'm not afraid of cheap goods hurting my skin ~ Hey, how do straight men know the happiness of buying discounted goods?

2. A person's appearance will really affect many things, for example, I am handsome, but I have lost my troubles.

3. Actually speaking of Versailles literature, let's see if the circle of friends is the scene of literary struggle of large-scale Versailles literature.

4. I just went out without makeup today, and someone still wants me to use WeChat. Is he blind?

5. I remember that every time a relative brings a child to my house, I always lock the bedroom door, not for fear that they will damage the cosmetics I made by myself (if they are broken, someone will send them again ~), but because their parents always like to drag them to see the trophies and certificates I have won, and I am very unhappy.

6. There is a kind of showing off wealth, asking me to grow up with you!

7. When I went out today, I said I would save money by taking the subway, but the housekeeper told me that driving was more economical, but I was afraid of being too ostentatious, so I only drove a Ferrari out. I've been keeping a low profile, but I didn't expect someone to ask me for my phone number. It's disgusting.

8. I didn't expect to be demolished after living for half a year. I shared with him with great interest: "I don't know how many houses the country will allocate this time!" " He just said, "Yes." The smile on the corners of the mouth is as warm as jade. It didn't take long for the property to come: "This place is going to be demolished!

9. Eating seaweed every day is boring. There are too many jewels at home! The house was in a mess, and more than thirty maids were invited to clean it up. Why? Because the house is too big!

10. I weighed myself before going out today and found that I lost 25 Jin. I was happy. On the way, I found that I forgot to wear the 25kg ferret velvet silk blended Australian camel hair and Tyrannosaurus Rex fur coat that Xiao Wang bought me.

12. Look! Everyone is rich except me!

13. It's so annoying. SF can only receive 30 couriers at a time. It took me 30 times to get everything I bought. I don't want to pick them up.

14. I make friends, and I don't care if he has money. I have no money anyway!

15. The house bought by Double Eleven is quite spacious, but I still like a small space with security.

16. Just now, at the door of the classroom, I was stopped by a little brother who looks like Tom's son. Do you want the number? I didn't take off my makeup or make up today, but I wore a dusty sweater ... Are your eyes all right, little brother? You want to add me like this?

17. I accidentally dropped my mobile phone. I like shiny new mobile phones very much.

18. What I like to hear from my boyfriend recently is that I will be happy if I buy crazy horse skin.

19. I am 23 years old and have two suites in Beijing's Third Ring Road. Hundreds of thousands of bags can fill the walls, but these are not given to me by my parents, but I dreamed of them through my own efforts.

20. Jumping rope is afraid of affecting the downstairs. After buying a house downstairs, I can finally jump rope with peace of mind.

Funny Versailles quotations 2 2 1. My husband actually gave me a pink Lamborghini, which was too straight. Hey, how can I tell him I don't like this color?

22. It is said that there is great pressure to buy a house now, and I also want to feel what it feels like, because more than a dozen buildings in my house have been demolished.

23. People always ask me what I plan to use 202 1. This question is really difficult to answer, not because of entanglement. After all, it's really tiring to read so many names, such as Hobo, National Honor, Midori, Bando and Matocka.

24. Someone slapped me from behind. I turned around and saw two handsome guys. One of them said shyly, I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else. I turned around and heard another person say, you really look like Liu Yifei.

25. Today, I went to the supermarket and bought a pack of four-dollar spicy strips. When I checked out, the cashier asked my brother for my WeChat. He said he liked me as an independent woman. I smiled. I told him to give him a bottle of coke next time. He called me baby several times with a smile.

26. Playing the piano in the middle of the night, netizens said that attention would disturb neighbors. However, ten villas nearby are mine, and the scope is relatively large, so it should not disturb others.

27. I have been in Switzerland for a long time, and I can't get used to flower rolls when I return home. The Swiss roll my friend specially brought me is still that familiar feeling.

28. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? Obviously, I didn't put on makeup today.

29. Whoops, who can give me some meat? After two months of overeating, I still haven't reached 90 pounds.

30. I took a few days off for cleaning. I live alone in a villa of more than 3000 square meters, which is empty.

3 1. Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

32. I went out to collect rent today and bought breakfast. My hands were dirty and the pockets of my newly bought pants were a little tight. I turned on my mobile phone and saw the message from Obama. Suddenly my mobile phone fell to the ground and fell into a corner. I went home and ate a bucket of instant noodles to suppress my alarm. Alas, today is really a disgusting day.

33. I weighed myself before going out today and found that I lost 25 Jin. I was happy, but I found that I forgot to wear the 25kg ferret velvet silk Australian camel hair blended Tyrannosaurus Rex fur coat that Bo bought me.

34. I was reading a book when I heard a ding. It turns out that milk is hot. I took the milk back: Oh, I forgot to put it in the bookmark. Where did you see it? He: I read the first page all morning.

35. When preparing for the exam, I said, don't go to Peking University, don't go to Peking University. My husband insisted that I go to Peking University to accompany him. It's really annoying Straight men are clingy.

I am worried about how to squander my family's property and whether I can spend it before I die.

37. When my boyfriend came home for the first time, he insisted on making candied haws, saying that caviar, my parents, were used to eating it, and had never eaten it. He also wears a Gucci ring to wash fruit, and he is not afraid to catch hawthorn. He was speechless. It is not easy to plant a hawthorn tree in our villa area.

38. I don't feel weak either. My husband always buys bird's nest, donkey-hide gelatin and sea cucumber and comes back to cheer me up and make me gain weight.

39. Every time I went to the bank counter to do business, I couldn't wait to put my head in, until one day my father gave me a card, which turned out to be received by the president himself every time. Chata in vip deluxe business room tastes terrible.

40. I received a heavy courier today and finally moved home to open it. It turned out to be a box of real estate certificates from my husband. I complained to him that your surprise was too heavy and asked me to take it home myself. Alas, living in a set of tolls every day is also a big expense.

Talk about Versailles' funny mood.

Versailles is a humorous story. I have an advanced diving team with about 65438+ 10,000 people.

2. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? Obviously, there is no makeup today.

When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

I am worried about how to squander my family's property and whether I can spend it before I die.

I have stayed in France for too long, and now I only like to eat French food. This is French bread brought to me by a French friend. It still tastes very old and reminds me of the feeling in Paris.

6. People who are almost 30 years old have no fixed place and change around every day. Living here for two days and there for two days is really troublesome! Hurt! I'm afraid the house will be unoccupied for a long time, which will easily attract thieves! ?

7. I see your Weibo in the waiting room from London to Paris. Suddenly, several muscular white people came up to me. At first, I thought I was disturbing them. I didn't expect them to ask me if I was French. After I made it clear that I was from China, they expressed surprise and said, Are all your girls in China so beautiful? To tell the truth, I don't like them, so much so that they offered to have dinner together, and I made my assistant decline.

8. My best friend invited me to France for afternoon tea. It's really annoying I have to fly to France for afternoon tea. It's so sweet that I went to France to eat almond cakes last week. I wonder how much sugar there is in French romance. Let's honestly ask a French dessert chef to come over and order a cake for me personally. I wonder if he can understand what I mean by less sugar ~

9.iphone 1 1 pro max really doesn't work at all. I'm stuck, 5 12g is still dark green! Actually, that's it. Let's buy 1024g.

10. Last time, I only talked about going back to my childhood. My father bought me so many pink children's playgrounds. It's ugly.

1 1. My life has nothing to miss, because my parents have helped me get what I need. I want to get ahead, but I was worth over 100 million yuan when I was born. I'm so disappointed in the world.

12. Talking about cheating, I said that the business circle should be very simple, right? He said it was true that the assets were hundreds of millions. He once attended hundreds of millions of club parties and went to outer space for parties. He spent tens of millions in one night, all at his own expense. Aliens shuttled back and forth with rockets, and hundreds of A-list stars were randomly selected in bikinis. I asked, and then what? He said I'll go back to my room and video chat with you. I accompanied you to do PPT that night until dawn, and other billionaires were choosing.

13. A little paint fell off the first floor of my fifth floor. My dad wouldn't listen, saying that the renovated house would be bad. He has to buy another house, really.

14. What is Versailles literature? But I just went to Versailles last week, and the place was very poor, so my March 8 holiday this year was ruined.

15. I have a crush on a boy today, but I don't think he is good enough for me, not because he is not good-looking, but because I have to bend down and sit in his bugatti, which is too much trouble. But fortunately, I bought a Bugatti keychain at the Double Eleven.

On Versailles' Humor II 16. It's so irritating. Double 1 1 is useless. You are all 300-40. The house I saw last week was exactly 90 million. I thought I could save more than 10 million to buy a diamond ring. But the customer service told me that I would not participate in the activity. Spending money on diamond rings again. Hmm. Am I too stingy?

17. It's really hard. I've been attending endless parties recently. Tired of seeing the high-definition dress sent by the maid. Forget it. My baby just asked me to go to a disco. Busy day by day.

18. I wanted to go out for a winter tour today, but I found that the 200 square meter swimming pool in the back garden was frozen.

19. I really envy you who are taking the postgraduate entrance examination. It's really amazing. If I take the exam, I'm sure to fail. If I am so poor, I can only go to graduate school.

20. This position is only granted to King 100 stars. It is enough for a person to have hands in this position. I am really sad to eat a lot everywhere.

2 1. In fact, I envy these people and drive Lamborghini at a young age!

22. The last time I flew back to Paris, I happened to meet Wei Wei. She followed me all the time and asked me for a micro signal. I'm speechless. I just gave you this micro signal. What do I use? It really bothers me.

23. I envy you for spending cash. All my money is in several banks. Take it all out and the bank will go bankrupt. Take a few hundred million, it is not enough for me to spend.

24. It's winter, and I have to go to Taobao to buy trousers. Legs are too long and ordinary pants are short. I want to spend the winter warmly.

25. When you are sad, you can cry in Paris and new york instead of my flat home in Beijing.

26. Today is too difficult. I took the wrong key to another villa and stuck in the doorway for an hour. Besides, it's so hot that my new ring makes my palms sweat.

27. It's so annoying. SF can only take 30 couriers at a time, and I have to take 30 trips to everything I buy. This is too much trouble for my nanny. I'd better recruit 29 more maids and let them pick them up together, which is faster.

28. I have never touched money. I am not interested in money.

29. I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

30. Set a small goal first and earn 100 million yuan.

Humorous sentences in Versailles literary masterpieces (30 sentences)

Classical humorous sentences in Versailles literature (1) 1. There is a kind of showing off wealth, begging me to accompany you to grow up slowly!

2. Today, I talked with my friends about the topic of postgraduate entrance examination, only to find that everyone is a postgraduate entrance examination. It's amazing! I'm a graduate student, and I'm sure I can't pass the exam, especially because my English is so poor.

I haven't returned to China for a long time, only to find that everyone has lived a life of electronic payment. I thought it would be convenient to bid farewell to various checks, credit cards and business cards after going out shopping. Today, the store found that there is actually a payment limit, which is sad.

It's the first time I know that so many people have to type by themselves. I am the housekeeper who typed and sent it for me.

Eating seaweed every day is boring. There are too many jewels at home! The house was in a mess, and more than thirty maids were invited to clean it up. Why? Because the house is too big!

6. I'm embarrassed to say it. I have been doing my homework recently. Four of my footmen once wrote it for me. I just realized that I had studied so much homework that they didn't tell me.

7. Can you explain to me that Versailles is out of date recently? Is it because I stay in my 1800 square meter house and watch European classical literature and post-modern literature? Now I'm sitting by the swimming pool at home, holding my iPhone 12 trying to understand Versailles. What about you?

8. It took many years to use the mobile phone before I realized that the original mobile phone was dead and there was no need to buy a new one. I also changed cars two days ago, and the 4s shop told me that the original car could be refueled.

9. I suddenly don't want to struggle. I'm so tired. At present, there are seven or eight houses with assets of several hundred W. Are these enough for the elderly? Somebody wake me up.

10. The object is so annoying. Other people's objects are shopping carts, and mine will only deliver bags and money. That's heartless.

1 1. Isn't there someone who delivers the ingredients to the kitchen every day?

12. Say bgm to my husband after watching the video. My husband invited Lang Lang to play live broadcast for me the next day, which was really impulsive.

What is a charger? There is such a thing in the world, and your mobile phone is dead. Aren't you going to change it? No, it's not just me.

14. My boyfriend flew back from Mars and said "I'm here" with a heavy voice. I was so moved that I accidentally dropped the iPhone 99pro. Just less than ten minutes after I got it, Apple insisted on giving it to me, but fortunately I still have a box.

15. I drove the Apache to walk the dog today!

I go to Versailles every year, and the weather is really … I often have to stay in a private hotel and then the private jet can't fly, so it's really annoying to travel inconvenient.

17. Yes, the top rich second generation, claiming to be migrant workers, really?

18. What should I do? I failed in the exam today, and the teacher didn't scold me. Is it because I donated ten buildings to the school and two villas to the teachers? But I don't want to be treated differently because of these trivial things.

19. Look! Everyone is rich except me!

20. Set a small goal first and earn 100 million yuan.

2 1. The biggest mistake in my life was the creation of Alibaba.

22. From waiting for the bus to now, I have been asked to use WeChat by three young ladies. Really, I'm wearing a mask and hat. You can also find my handsome face from a distance. How? I also want to learn.

23. I really admire those migrant workers who can get up early, because they can see the beautiful scenery of the rising sun and breathe fresh air in the morning. Unlike me, I sleep like a pig every day and wake up naturally at noon. Collecting a rent at the end of the month is enough for a migrant worker's salary for one year. Alas, can God give me some motivation to struggle ~

24. Playing the piano and musical instruments in the middle of the night, netizens said that attention would disturb neighbors. I said I have no neighbors. After all, single-family villas are relatively large and will not disturb others! I said it was Versailles literature, and Jay Chou said it was documentary literature.

25. I am 23 years old and live in two suites on the Third Ring Road in Beijing. Hundreds of thousands of bags can fill the walls, but these are not given to me by my parents, but I dreamed of them through my own efforts.

26. I went to the jewelry store today and looked at the price of 700w. I'm going back to buy my Lamborghini.

27. Boyfriends are really annoying. They won't lose their temper. Everything they say depends on me. They are gentle, unlike men.

28. I don't deserve the label of Hermes scarf, because it is too difficult to cut. I don't want to be so high-profile I didn't cut all the way from the bedroom on the second floor to the restaurant on the first floor, so I don't trust the nanny to cut it. After all, she is only 26 years old and just graduated from Florence Academy of Fine Arts. It's depressing in the early morning.

29. Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

30. I sent a short message. My boyfriend flew back from Mars and said "I'm here" in a heavy voice. I was so moved that I accidentally dropped my unreleased mobile phone that I just got it for less than ten minutes, but Apple insisted on giving me a customized mobile phone for the iPhone2020 mate pro plus sports car.

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Versailles literature 1 1. Drink orange juice for 2 yuan and live in a mansion120 thousand.

It's raining in Mao Mao outside the window, so there's no hurry. Sitting on the sofa, eating Godiva, reading Dickens and watching Doudou learn English. Pepe looked at it and said simply, don't use old people, there is age discrimination, use old age. Well, the light rain outside the window melts the moon, and the blue sky is clear and the night is in my heart.

3. What is a charger? There is such a thing in the world, and your mobile phone is dead. Aren't you going to change it? No, it's not just me.

4. I laughed so hard that I really don't know if my grades will drop if I copy my homework all day and don't attend class, or if I will fall out of the top three.

I forgot my belt when I went to gucci today, so I bought it casually. When punching in, the clerk said the waist was too thin. She had never played so close. I think it is better for girls to be round. I envy them, but I can't help it. Husband feeds those bird's nests and so on, I have no appetite.

6. Teacher Wang was distressed to see me stay up late after the Double Eleven. I asked skp if you didn't buy enough or Galeries Lafayette didn't buy enough for you? Why do you have to buy a large bottle of cream for 3000 yuan? Are you not afraid of cheap goods hurting your skin? Alas, straight men can't appreciate the happiness of discounted goods.

7. If you pay attention to the right door, I guess you have to close those companies in Dubai before you can get a wife.

8. My monthly salary is 65,438+10,000, but you can't enjoy life with me without me.

9. It's time to change houses. It's leaking everywhere.

10. I'm in a bad mood recently. My husband personally cooks bird's nest for me every day and comes back from abroad by plane every day. But if he has no appetite, he just has no appetite. Otherwise, he won't eat with me, and he doesn't even care about billions of business every day. Is it so annoying for straight men to stay at home with me every day? I am bored to death.

1 1. I go to Versailles every year. The weather is really … I often have to stay in a private hotel and then the private jet can't fly. It's really annoying to travel inconvenient.

12. It is said that there is great pressure to buy a house now, and I also want to feel what it feels like, because more than a dozen buildings in my house have been demolished.

13. When my boyfriend came home for the first time, he insisted on making candied haws, saying that my parents used to eat caviar, and they definitely didn't. They also wear Gucci rings to wash fruits. They are not afraid to scratch the hawthorn. They were speechless. It is not easy to plant a hawthorn tree in our villa area.

14. My servant drives a BMW.

15. I sent a short message. My boyfriend flew back from Mars and said "I'm here" in a heavy voice, which moved me to accidentally drop my unreleased mobile phone that I just got less than ten minutes ago, but Apple insisted on giving me a customized mobile phone for the iPhone2020 mate pro plus sports car.

Versailles Literature II 16. I just went out today without makeup. I can't believe someone asked me to use WeChat. Is he blind?

17. Before I went out today, I weighed myself and found that I lost 25kg. I was very happy. On the way, I found that I forgot to wear the 25kg ferret velvet silk Australian camel hair blended Tyrannosaurus fur coat that Xiao Wang bought me.

18. In the new year, I hope everyone will buy LV and Chanel forever. Don't cry, because I missed my love bag in Paris at the moment.

19. I drove the Apache to walk the dog today!

20. Oh, I'm so sad. When others graduate, they don't have to consider where to go to college. Like I can't find a school, Tsinghua, Peking University and Fudan University are scrambling to hand me the admission notice. Where should I study?

2 1. I already have a white and blue car, and I also have a black one. I really want to collect dragon balls, hum, straight men.

22. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

23. I was scolded by my boss just after I went to work. I sent a message to Xiansen with the iPhone12promox512g that arrived yesterday: "It's so hard, I was scolded by my boss and didn't want to go to work." 15 minutes or so, it's almost time to get off work. He hasn't talked to me yet, and I'm already a little angry. Suddenly he surrounded me from behind: "I'm coming." It only takes 15 minutes to buy the company first. .

24. When preparing for the exam, I said, don't go to Peking University, don't go to Peking University. My husband insisted that I go to Peking University to accompany him. It's really annoying Straight men are sticky.

25. The happiness of adults is actually very simple. I soaked in a hot spring in Tokyo, feeling washed away this year's fatigue.

26. Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

27. I feel terrible. I missed the performance of Sydney Opera House! Because he insisted on pulling me to choose a house, an ordinary villa at the foot of Qianfo Mountain. As for being in such a hurry, he has to buy it as soon as he finds a job. Recently, he bought some roses on his way home after trying on clothes. My husband suddenly said that he would buy a house with a yard and ask the gardener to take care of it. After a long time, the roses are not so bad.

28. Now a PS5 SLIM and a Ferrari LaFerrari Aperta are enough to make me happy for a while. Alas, are men really children who don't grow up?

29. It's really annoying. I ate less in recent days and just lost weight 10 kg. Is there any good way to gain weight? It's really annoying

30. I am so angry. Some people are impatient, and now they buy Christmas presents under the guise of making me happy. What about Christmas?

Humorous sentences related to Versailles literature

I left my umbrella in my Rolls-Royce Phantom. I posted in Weibo asking where I could buy it. They told me that if I bought a new car, I would have a new umbrella. That's a good idea, but I already have three visions. Do you still want to buy? It's disgusting. Why do you always lose your umbrella?

If I had known, I wouldn't have voted for this company. I only had one interview before I sent out the invitation. The salary is twice as much as I expected. Are big factories that easy to enter? I want to date someone else!

I have no pocket money recently, so I can make do with some gold.

4. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? Obviously, there is no makeup today.

5. I feel that netizens love to haggle over every ounce these days ~ education can't explain anything. 2 1 year-old was admitted to the doctor's degree, and everyone around him was like this ~ it's no big deal.

6. My boyfriend asked me, have you started to like villas? Then let's buy two sets later. I pinched his face and said no, just looking around. And the villa is uncomfortable in our quadrangle.

7. All my friends ask me how to become an idol. In fact, I want to say that my husband chased me, alas, I have to sleep for another ten minutes, and he immediately proposed to me!

8. How busy am I? I was too busy to open the iPhone 12 pro that my boyfriend gave me half a month ago.

9. I am 23 years old and live in two suites on the Third Ring Road in Beijing. Hundreds of thousands of bags can fill the walls, but these are not given to me by my parents, but I dreamed of them through my own efforts.

10. On the way home that day, the busy street was surprisingly quiet. It turned out that my husband was worried that others would covet my beauty and bought all the roads I would take in my life, so no one came to talk to me.

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12. When I got up at six o'clock in the morning, the housekeeper had prepared Michelin breakfast, but I was tired of it, so I gave it to my son who moved in next door and didn't know which company. Alas! I forgot to wash my face and was praised for looking good. It's really embarrassing! My villa is really a mess, but fortunately, the maids have begun to clean it up. By the way, I'm going to the opera with your son tomorrow. What should I wear?

13. Can you explain Versailles to me? Is it because I stay in my 1800 square meter house and read European classical literature and post-modern literature? Now I'm sitting by the swimming pool at home, holding my iPhone 12 trying to understand Versailles. What about you?

14. Why do I have to wear a mask and sunglasses to go shopping, or do I have to use WeChat inevitably? I just want to relax quietly. I am speechless.

15. I just graduated recently and I am under great pressure. I was going to start a business in Shanghai, but my mother insisted on buying me a house in Beijing. Although there is a private jet, it is too far from the company and wastes time. Later, my dad couldn't stand it anymore, and settled in Shanghai for me.

Humorous sentences related to Versailles literature 16. My husband bought me a Lamborghini. A, it costs more than 3 million. B, it's really beautiful in my mansion! C, but the color is so ugly, straight men are so rustic.

17. Lamborghini's car is really not so good.

18. In fact, I envy these people and drive Lamborghini at a young age!

19. Last time I only talked about going back to childhood, my father bought me so many pink children's playgrounds. It's ugly.

20. Recently, a colleague bought an SSD and said it was 500 G. I was quite surprised. When I came home, I saw that my computer was only 256 g. Later, my husband saw me sitting in front of the computer in a daze. I said that other people's computer SSDs are all 500, and I am only 256 g. My husband handed me the honey tea in his hand and said softly, fool, you are looking at the memory.

2 1. Sleeping in the school dormitory leads to insomnia every day. To tell the truth, it's not that I'm homesick, mainly because I don't have a housekeeper to sit in front of my bed and play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No.1 and Strauss's Blue Danube to help me sleep. Now I want to ask a part-time pianist to help me in the dormitory. I wonder if my roommate is willing. Alas, it's so annoying.

22. Recently, people always say that I am cute. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

23. There is a kind of showing off wealth, asking me to grow up with you!

24. In the new year, I hope everyone will buy limited edition LV and Chanel forever. Don't cry in Paris at the moment, because I missed my love bag.

25. You can still volunteer for the college entrance examination, but you don't even have the right to choose a school. Peking University is OK.

26. Versailles, just so-so, but my nanny likes to go. I don't understand. Maybe she thinks it's a little higher.

27. I fell in love with a boy today, but I don't think he deserves me, not because he is not good-looking, but because I have to bend down and sit in his Bugatti, which is too much trouble. But fortunately, I bought a Bugatti keychain at the Double Eleven.

28. I weighed myself before going out today, and I was very happy to find that I lost 25 Jin. On the way, I found that I forgot to wear Wang Mai Jr.' s 25kg ferret velvet silk blended with Australian camel hair Tyrannosaurus Rex fur coat.

29. Really speechless. My boyfriend gave me another Lamborghini. I just want to ride an electric car like ordinary college students and wait for him to pick me up after class. I put my arm around his waist in the back seat. Straight men just don't understand romance!

30. Versailles literature has been very popular recently, but if you look at the circle of friends, you will know that this kind of literature has long been popular, and there are ten-level players everywhere.