2. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house.

3, men can live, sows can climb trees!

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

5, love, it turned out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile!

6, long science fiction, very abstract!

7. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

8. Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

9. Clear water leads to no fish, while mean people lead invincible.

10, go your own way and let others take a taxi.

1 1. It's not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

12, your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not good.

13, eating grass, squeezing out acne.

14, all we have is a three-dimensional graph.

15, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

16, the highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.

17, live well, because we will die for a long time.

18, as a typical loser, you are really successful.

19, I want to say that you are an idiot, I am praising you.

20. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

2 1, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

22. Always drive your own car and have a flat tire.

23. The dragon is innocent. The dragon is sorry for the people and the party.

24. Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.

25.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

26.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

27. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

28. You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

29, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

30. Africans are descendants of black pigs and chimpanzees who engage in yin-yang imbalance.

3 1, the huge shameless megaphone is a shame for Eskimos.

32. You like to push people with your stomach to prove that you are smart.

33. In reality, you tell lies with your real name, and in the Internet, you tell the truth with a pseudonym.

34. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

35. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB at home.

36. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

37. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.

38. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak.

39. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

40. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

4 1. Where did aliens come from? From his stomach, of course.

42. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

43. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

44. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

45. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention.

46. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

47. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

48. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

49. All the places of interest you have visited will become monuments, and the places of interest you have visited will also become history.

50. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.

5 1, when there is no money, my wife's secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

52. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

54. I think you are a kindergarten-level junior high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

57. When a wise man is at his wit's end, the method that a fool comes up with must be the most useful.

58. Chew your name and spit on my heart, but what if the dog eats it?

59. Before the discourse is told, you are the master of the discourse, and after the discourse is told, you become the slave of the discourse.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

6 1, you think you are a life with incomplete evolution, and aliens with genetic mutations are awesome!

62. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

63. serve for days and refuse to obey people. If it is arranged by heaven, I will bear it. If someone steps on it, I'll hit it.

64. Hugging is really a strange thing. When we get so close, we can't see each other's faces.

65. One person scolds another person: "I really want to spit a bubble in your face!"

66. Women like men who feel safe; Men are often attracted to insecure women.

67. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

69. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

70. Your father is an official, your mother's business is booming, and you are very attractive. I will definitely marry you!

7 1, play dumb, it's called stupidity when it's done. Well done, it is called deep.

72. Only 20% of men will regret it after marriage, and the remaining 80% will regret it before marriage.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

74. You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic!

75. Now if I throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode by itself!

76. I remember a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: This stuff is only suitable for stuffing.

77. If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.

78. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.

79. The attitude towards intellectuals marks the degree of civilization of a nation; The attitude towards workers and peasants is to question the conscience of this nation.

80. The festival is coming, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, but they will definitely die; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible.

8 1, you 1 turned around and scared a row of teaching buildings. You turned around and the water flowed backwards. You turned around and Halley's comet hit the earth. You turned around and played table tennis in Yao Ming.

82. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!