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Time on the eve of Spring Festival

Scene Doudou's home. Simple props such as screens, tables and chairs.

Characters Doudou, Element Fen and Juanjuan.

It's been 365 days, and then the Spring Festival will come. Here, I, Su Fen, pay tribute to everyone for an early year. Last year, thanks to the enthusiastic support of Secretary Lin, we Doudou made some money, but I was on tenterhooks. Back then, I couldn't compare with Maggie Cheung, but I could catch up with Joey Wong. Alas, in just one year, I have been eating foolishly, and I haven't caught up with Yao Ming, but my body should be plump and not plump, and should not be plump and develop horizontally. They say men are bad only because of money. I must be fully armed in case of a family coup. (Holding up the paper bag) Nuo, new windbreaker, we are also racing with the bull. (hidden behind the screen)

Bean (I) went to the city to attend the commendation meeting of entrepreneurial stars today and heard a joke. I want to show it to my wife and make her happy. I'll tell you before my wife comes back. Well, everyone is in the same unit. It is said that one day Tangyuan went to the street and met a wine gourd. He said, "Well, brother, you are fat. What belt are you wearing? " I bent over with laughter, but I didn't know that my wife was wearing a windbreaker and a belt and had already followed me. Do you think it's funny?

Su Doudou, how dare you make up my jokes?

Bean (frightened) wife, element fragrance, I wanted to make you happy, but I didn't expect you to wear a trench coat to cooperate with me.

Sue grunted.

Mrs. Bean, don't be angry. I will cook jiaozi for you.

Su hum, glutinous rice balls ... don't eat.

Mrs. Bean, I'm glad you don't blame me. Today, you can fill your stomach with delicious food and get drunk with red wine and white wine.

At least, at least.

Beans (to the audience) seem to have shed a lot of blood today.

You should at least have a meal-jiaozi.

Bean (falls) Okay, okay. I'll take care of jiaozi myself. (Element fragrance takes off her windbreaker. Dear, speaking of jiaozi, I'll tell you a unique story. It is said that Jiaozi got married, and the male Jiaozi sent the guests away and returned to the bridal chamber. The bride is missing. Only the dumpling stuffing on the bed and the dumpling skin beside the bed were frightened to disgrace and shouted, "where is my wife?" Where's my wife? " Just listen to the dumpling stuffing on the bed and say, "What a dead sample! You won't know if people take off their clothes! " "

Su Hao, Doudou, today you are a mouse that angered the cat-do you want to die? You think you are an entrepreneurial star, with good eloquence and strong ability. Old ladies can be fascinated. If I give you a little sunshine, you dare to shine! You have become a big shot! I will be a piece of cake! Whatever you do, you must tell the pie! The last thing I can't get is my wife! At least, you should tie a braid on this occasion! Take a feather duster to drive peas out of the table.

You can't get beans, man. You can't get them unless you say it.

Juan's parents, what are you doing?

Sue, we are looking for something.

Bean (climbs out of the table) I'm looking for a ring.

Did Juan find it?

I'm Bean.

Mom Juan, what are you doing with a feather duster?

Sue: Oh, feather duster, shake the dust for your father. (Doudou's head rests on Element Fen's shoulder, which makes him very happy)

Daughter, seeing that you are so caring and I am studying outside, Juan is relieved. Mom and Dad, what interesting things didn't I get at home during my college years?

There are beans. A while ago, there was a policy of "changing cages for birds". Several grandmothers came to see your mother because they knew her policy level was high. "Hey, element fragrance, what's a birdcage?" Your mother opened her mouth and said, "Make room for your family and change to a canary. It is to change the cage for the bird, and the golden house hides the sulfur. "

Mom Juan, is this your level?

Those two days of beans made me uneasy and fidgety.

What about Juan?

Many old people come to our shop to seek political asylum. It is said that grandmothers always give priority to customers and change cages for birds. We must replace these bald old birds first, and never let pigeons occupy the magpie nest.

Never listen to your father's nonsense. Last time, there was a questionnaire asking what "moving eastward" meant. Your father said that "winter tune" is the seasoning in winter.

Juan still has to eat!

The Sioux promoted Dong Diao with him, and as a result, they had a PK with others. They said, adjust the east ...

I prefer to go west.

Su Dong has adjusted. ...

It's great to go west with beans.

There is an anchor needle on the east side of the Soviet Union.

West beans can welcome the true scriptures.

There is a the Monkey King in Su Dong.

Dou Xi went to Datang to become a monk.

I am the Jade Emperor.

Bean, I'm Venus Taibai.

I am a cow's head and horse's face.

Bean, I am a ghost.

I am Pig Bajie.

Bing, I am Bai.

Juan is great. Mom, which father and others are in PK again?

Sue is not a chubby Li who made great strides in the super boyfriend audition. 10 entered 8, 8 entered 5, 5 entered 3, and was finally PK down by your father on the PK stage.

Juan. Oh.

Although you Doudou is a small boss, he makes small money with trepidation; Li Pangpang also became a civil servant, chubby and engaged in propaganda. Sit down and watch our performance.

Juan is there, I can't see.

Don't look. I will be embarrassed to see your uncle Li in the future.

Juan, what happened?

Later, he gave me a riddle to test my intelligence.

Juan. Oh.

Sue said, far, near; Like Zhang Sufen and Rainbow Doudou. Your father can't guess. Just ask, what is that? Li asked Pangwa to tell him that Zhang Sufen was holding Wang Doudou hostage.

Dad Juan, you just gave up?

The beans got up from where they fell. I also gave him a quiz. My first question is what day is the first day of the first month?

Juan, it's Spring Festival.

What about the first day of February?

Do you know that?/You know what?

What about February 2 beans?

On February 2 nd, the dragon looked up!

What about March 3 beans?

March 3rd, the Queen Mother's birthday!

What about the beans on April 3?

I don't know April 3rd, but I know April 5th is Tomb-Sweeping Day.

April 12 Arbor Day.

Beans ask you April 3 rd?

Wu Juan, I don't know.

I really don't know?

I really don't know

Bean, did I tell you?

Say it together!

Beans, April 3, April 3, the full moon of the Queen Mother! Ha ha ha ha.

Juan: So you are even.

Beans are basically invincible.

Are you worried?

Juan's parents, 2006 is coming. I think all three of us will make our own speeches.

As soon as we get along.

Juan, I'll go first and look back. It's another year of starting a business, and my parents set up a shop to make money. Thanks to the government and the party, water is sweet.

I am Erdou, and the eastern suburbs have changed a lot. Doudou tangyuan is fragrant and sweet. Eating it can cure hypertension, and eating it can cure intervertebral disc. Eating it can cure diabetes. After eating my dumplings, my waist is not sour and my legs are not soft.

Ha ha! Why do you advertise?

Look at me. The best way to win a man's heart is to obey, the better way is to be at arm's length, and the best way is to take it. I used to be suspicious and worried that he would abandon me. I'm not afraid now, but I miss it a little. ...

Which one do you miss?

I miss Li Pangwa a little.

Forget the beans.

-The end of the play-