College students: Seven fairies! Why did you marry Yong Dong?
Seven fairies: for love!
College student: Is that the only reason?
Seven fairies: this ...
College student: Anything else?
Seven fairies: He has a house!
College students: Nu Wa Niangniang! Why did you make man?
Nu Wa: I missed it. I've tried to make it up to you. If I don't build some people, who will I go to collect maintenance fees?
College student: Then why do you divide people into men and women?
Nu Wa: I am neither a man nor a woman myself. Want to know which is better, male or female?
College student: What was the result?
Nu Wa: I made it up again!
College student: Jiang Taigong! Why do you want to seal the gods?
Jiang Ziya: Act on behalf of heaven and serve heaven!
College student: But in the end, you lost your position!
Jiang Ziya: I did it on purpose.
College student: Why? Give up yourself for others?
Jiang Ziya: P! Take too many bribes when sealing the gods, it is better to take a back seat early, so as not to get into trouble!
College student: Great Sage, why did you choose to protect the Tang Priest to learn from the scriptures?
The Monkey King: Get a degree!
College students: Is education really that important?
The Monkey King: I am a gangster who served time in Wuzhishan. Now I have this identity. Do you think it's important?
College student: Hou Yi! Why did you photograph the sun?
Hou Yi: Someone paid for it.
College student: Why keep one?
Hou Yi: They only paid nine!
College student: Why did you only leave this?
Hou Yi: It also paid a price!
Meimei: Tathagata! You are kind, please tell me, when can I find a husband
Tathagata: The secret must not be revealed! It's fate!
Meimei: Shit! Isn't this nonsense?
Tathagata: bah! I wonder if I'm still a monk.
Meimei: Fighting is better than Buddha. Why did you choose to protect Tang Priest?
The Monkey King: Just to get a degree!
Mei Mei: Is education really that important?
The Monkey King: I am a hooligan who served his sentence at the foot of Wuzhishan Mountain, and now I am against the Buddha. Do you think it's important?
Meimei: Nu Wa Niang! Why did you make man?
Nu Wa: I missed it. I've tried to make it up to you. If I don't build some people, who will I go to collect maintenance fees?
Mei Mei: Then why do you divide people into men and women?
Nu Wa: I am neither a man nor a woman myself. I don't know which is better, male or female.
Mei Mei: What happened?
Nu Wa: I made it up again!
An absolutely funny conversation between a girl and a fairy.
Meimei: Houyi! Why did you shoot the sun that year?
Hou Yi: Someone paid for it.
Mei Mei: Why did you leave one?
Hou Yi: They only paid nine!
Mei Mei: Why did you leave this?
Hou Yi: This is the price it pays!
Meimei: Weaver Girl! Why did you marry Yong Dong?
Weaver Girl: For love!
Mei Mei: Is that the only reason?
Weaver Girl: Here. . . . . .
Mei Mei: What else?
Weaver Girl: He has a house!
Meimei: net altar messenger! Why do you like Chang 'e?
Pig Bajie: She is very beautiful.
Mei Mei: Then why not date her now?
Pig Bajie: I am a civil servant now!