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Dialogue with mythical figures
Dialogue between college students and mythical figures

College students: Seven fairies! Why did you marry Yong Dong?

Seven fairies: for love!

College student: Is that the only reason?

Seven fairies: this ...

College student: Anything else?

Seven fairies: He has a house!

College students: Nu Wa Niangniang! Why did you make man?

Nu Wa: I missed it. I've tried to make it up to you. If I don't build some people, who will I go to collect maintenance fees?

College student: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nu Wa: I am neither a man nor a woman myself. Want to know which is better, male or female?

College student: What was the result?

Nu Wa: I made it up again!

College student: Jiang Taigong! Why do you want to seal the gods?

Jiang Ziya: Act on behalf of heaven and serve heaven!

College student: But in the end, you lost your position!

Jiang Ziya: I did it on purpose.

College student: Why? Give up yourself for others?

Jiang Ziya: P! Take too many bribes when sealing the gods, it is better to take a back seat early, so as not to get into trouble!

College student: Great Sage, why did you choose to protect the Tang Priest to learn from the scriptures?

The Monkey King: Get a degree!

College students: Is education really that important?

The Monkey King: I am a gangster who served time in Wuzhishan. Now I have this identity. Do you think it's important?

College student: Hou Yi! Why did you photograph the sun?

Hou Yi: Someone paid for it.

College student: Why keep one?

Hou Yi: They only paid nine!

College student: Why did you only leave this?

Hou Yi: It also paid a price!

Meimei: Tathagata! You are kind, please tell me, when can I find a husband

Tathagata: The secret must not be revealed! It's fate!

Meimei: Shit! Isn't this nonsense?

Tathagata: bah! I wonder if I'm still a monk.

Meimei: Fighting is better than Buddha. Why did you choose to protect Tang Priest?

The Monkey King: Just to get a degree!

Mei Mei: Is education really that important?

The Monkey King: I am a hooligan who served his sentence at the foot of Wuzhishan Mountain, and now I am against the Buddha. Do you think it's important?

Meimei: Nu Wa Niang! Why did you make man?

Nu Wa: I missed it. I've tried to make it up to you. If I don't build some people, who will I go to collect maintenance fees?

Mei Mei: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nu Wa: I am neither a man nor a woman myself. I don't know which is better, male or female.

Mei Mei: What happened?

Nu Wa: I made it up again!

An absolutely funny conversation between a girl and a fairy.

Meimei: Houyi! Why did you shoot the sun that year?

Hou Yi: Someone paid for it.

Mei Mei: Why did you leave one?

Hou Yi: They only paid nine!

Mei Mei: Why did you leave this?

Hou Yi: This is the price it pays!

Meimei: Weaver Girl! Why did you marry Yong Dong?

Weaver Girl: For love!

Mei Mei: Is that the only reason?

Weaver Girl: Here. . . . . .

Mei Mei: What else?

Weaver Girl: He has a house!

Meimei: net altar messenger! Why do you like Chang 'e?

Pig Bajie: She is very beautiful.

Mei Mei: Then why not date her now?

Pig Bajie: I am a civil servant now!