Current location - Education and Training Encyclopedia - University rankings - Warlord Han Fuju's Wonderful Speech in cheeloo university
Warlord Han Fuju's Wonderful Speech in cheeloo university
Although Han Fuju, the chairman of the Kuomintang in Shandong Province, has little education, he has brought a lot of happiness to people, especially the China people behind him. There are examples to prove it. On one occasion, President Han Fuju appeared on the platform of cheeloo university's celebration. He is a great leader in academic circles without opening his mouth. Mouth, true colors, nonsense, vulgar. Let the teachers and students in the room be startled, dumbfounded and dumbfounded. Listen: Ladies and gentlemen, in the position of your: What's the weather like today? Today is a good day for a speech. Are all the people attending the meeting here? It seems that there are about eight fifths. Hands up if you don't come! Good, everyone is here. You came here in luxury. I really caught a cold. Today, my brother called everyone together for a training. If my brother is wrong, we should understand each other, because my brother can't compare with everyone. You are literate people, and you are all college students, middle school students and international students. You rabble are scientific, and you know English in seven or eight countries. And my brother is a lout, who comes from a barrel and doesn't even understand China's English. ..... it really makes me proud and grateful to be able to speak here today. Actually, I'm not qualified to talk to you. It's like ... it's like ... by the way, it's like casting pearls before swine. Just when the audience was crying and laughing, he gave a hint: I won't talk much today, just three outlines. First, regarding the operation of the new life of the generalissimo, brother, I support it with both hands, except for one thing: "pedestrians keep to the right", which is really inappropriate and puzzling. Think about it, pedestrians go to the right, so who is the left? One more thing, brother, I can't figure it out: foreigners are building embassies in Dongjiaominxiang, and we are short of China. Why don't we build an embassy in China? After all, China people are too weak! The third outline is about what he saw and heard when he entered school. Before the meeting, President Han watched a student basketball game. So he denounced the general affairs director and said, "You are not corrupt. Why is the school so poor?" How unsightly it is for a dozen people to grab a ball in their underwear! Come to my mansion tomorrow to get some money and buy more balls, one for each person, so that you don't have to earn and rob. Lost people? "Say that finish, three outlines Korea's principal and went away.