I'm in trouble now.
Let me introduce the background first. Our school is a railway institute and has always been famous for its militarized management. The school has made a thick student management regulation, and the thickness of this regulation has approached Xinhua Dictionary. Just touching it is like crossing a line. Most of the students who come to our school are aiming at stable employment, so everything is subordinate to the school.
I have always been rebellious, and I want my freedom.
Dormitory is a very important part of college life, but I met a super invincible abnormal menopausal aunt. Auntie was originally a kind word, but when it came out of my mouth, it immediately became derogatory. Forget it. I'm going to vent her anger by saying her name. She won't read it anyway. If she sees it, I will do my best in the future. Aunt's name is Gu Chunhua, and I immediately thought of an idiom, Chunhua Qiushi, which also refers to human virtue. However, this idiom is unreasonable if it is placed on her. I don't know why a hot, old, ugly, hot, fat and short woman can't get along with me every day. I have thought that she wants to attract my attention, but the thought of her face makes me sick. I really don't know how her husband has come over these years. Maybe she didn't. She often chats with me, and my roommates all say that I am a woman's friend and suspect that I have any deal with her.
Once, my brother came to my school, and I should do my best as the landlord. It was at the beginning of the semester. Many students haven't arrived at school yet, and the school didn't say to check the bed at night. So I took Lao Meng and my brother with me, and I was in the mood of eating and drinking. Gu Chunhua called: "Hello, is this the Great Wall of Liu Dong? I am an aunt in a boarding house. " My face changed when I heard it was her. "Yes, yes, I'm Cheng. What do you have to say? " Gu Chunhua: "What time is it now? It's bedtime at school. If you don't come back, you will report it at night. " Me: "No, Auntie, my brother came, we ate out, and our school didn't say we were going to sleep today." I went on to say, "Aunt, my brother is here, and I really can't go back. Aunt, can I go back before you get off work tomorrow? " Gu: "No, if you don't come back today, I will definitely report it to the Student Affairs Office tomorrow and inform the counselor." Shit, people like this can't make ends meet. Hung up the phone, I immediately rushed back to school and greeted her ancestors on the way. I just got back to the dormitory and ran out of the window before my ass burned on the bench. Fortunately, she didn't kill a comeback!
Another time, when I came back from outside for my birthday, I walked a little wobbly with a group of buddies, but I wasn't drunk. She is at the door of the dormitory. When I walked in, she probably smelled me drunk and stopped me at once. "Chang Cheng, have you been drinking? Alcoholism is prohibited in schools. " I just hung my head when I learned my lesson. "Aunt, I was wrong. School rules prohibit drinking at school. I, I, didn't drink at school ... "Gu Chunhua:" Hurry back and write a review for me. I knew I couldn't bite her, so I went back and wrote a review in a hurry and gave it to her. She said, "I just want to see your attitude. You always have a good attitude and never regret it. "In fact, my attitude is like the word on the comment. I don't know it myself.
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For a long time, there was nothing wrong with each other. Seeing her, I also respectfully said, hello, aunt, she will come back. Hello.
However, a series of accidents have happened recently.
On May 3rd, I returned to the dormitory after lunch and found her waiting at the gate of our dormitory. I had a bad feeling at once, but I couldn't remember what the problem was. We won't know until we get closer. She randomly checked the dormitory and found that there was wine on my desk, and then reported my drinking to the Engineering College. I was furious. "Why did you say I was drinking? What do you mean by drinking? " Gu Chunhua: "I don't care, it's stipulated by the school." Then she left, and I looked at it on the school system: I often travel, drink, and record files. I was so fucking wronged, but I didn't stop. In the dead of night (don't think too much), I secretly kicked at her door and woke her up several times a night. I finally got over it.
5.6, my friend's birthday, 10 access control, I 10. 10 back to the dormitory, other students enter the dormitory, I also want to enter the dormitory. She just didn't remember that I was late, and then I was punished by the counselor. Can I scold her? If not, I really have nothing to say.
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I'm really miserable now. College life is not as good as high school. Now when I think of her ugly face, my happy mood disappears at once. If there is any good way, please tell me, I will be very grateful and grateful!