Narrator: On a dark night, a little girl dressed in black ran in panic. (The princess comes on stage and runs in black) She is ragged and haggard. She looks back from time to time, but she dare not stay at her feet. Suddenly, she found a small house in front of her. Exhausted, she couldn't hold on any longer and fell down. (The princess fell down and her ass turned up. Pushing the door for a long time does not open; Sliding door, open. ) Princess: Food! So is bread, so is apple, so am I, Kao, don't let go of the leaves! ! (The princess burps in a chair) Narrator: After eating and drinking, she felt very tired and wanted to have a rest, so she fell asleep soon ... Narrator: ... Soon, the owner of the house came back. They are seven dwarfs who collect gold in the mountains: (dwarfs, wearing basketball team uniforms, go to bed, declare fruit names, dance and sing (fruits ~ ~). (Everyone turns around at will) Count off! I really can't ... turn right. Xue: (kicking the door, the princess shouts) Dragan! (Holding hands and rubbing) Xue: Dragan! Fight! (Everyone is fighting, Xue is pushing hands to build a body, and the commentator sings "China Kung Fu") Princess: Don't hit me in the face, don't hit me in the face ~ ~ Pumbaa: Wow, beauty ~ ~ Xue: Stop it! (Everyone jumps back, and the princess gets up and looks at everyone) Ling: (Hold Xiaoyu tight, voiced by Gong Li in Grand Records) This is also a beauty ... Beach: Where are you from? Princess: Hello, everyone. My name is Snow White. I am five years old. I'm in kindergarten and I'm not married. In fact, the thing is this ... (Looking at the mirror, I bowed my head, dug out something, dug out for a long time, took out the newspaper, unfolded it, and the newspaper said "magic mirror", closed the newspaper and took it back) (Mom, beautiful chef apron, wiping the mirror) Mom: Mirror! Mirror! Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful woman here? Mirror: (singing: you are so beautiful ~ ~ you are so handsome ~ ~) Mom, you are really a beautiful woman. Mother: Generally ~ (Raise your hand) Hahaha! Hahaha! I am the most beautiful woman in the world! ! ! Mirror: But, but (flinching) Snow White is more beautiful than you. Mother: (frantically) ... (thoughtfully) (snapping) waiter! Brick: (sunglasses, toothpick in hand, swaying, rubbing against mom) Ah ~ Ah ~ Mom: (Push) ... You didn't brush your teeth again, did you? As you can see, I am tall. Mother: Let me tell you something serious. There is a snow white, you helped me to be him! Tell me, how much is it? Mother: How about two million? Brick: (spits toothpick) Two million? No, no, man, I have a normal heart and no pen. I have traveled all over the country, and I still drink spicy food. Two million won't do. Mother: Do you have any honey? Xiaomi, do you have it? (Talking while walking) How about finding you a Zhao Benshan? Brick: (Weiss) Deal! Mother: (hugging in a low voice) But keep your hands clean! Roger that. No, dad! Mother: Ha ha ha! Hahaha! (End) (Brick turns and squats down to put things in her clothes) Princess: Next, we invite today's special guests-handsome and handsome, well proportioned, known as the jade-faced flying dragon adobe killer, bracket, plank brick, bracket, comrade. Brick: (Jumping around, acting like a salted egg superman can kill people, giggling) Princess: On a night when my toes can't reach him, (raising his voice) he, he, he ... he grabbed my left hand, (bricks grabbed the princess's left hand) and then he, he ... he grabbed my right hand again, (two people turned/kloc-0. From then on, I fell into his handsome plan. One day, he said he would take me to Yuyuantan to see cherry blossoms. (They pose in a revolutionary gesture) Suddenly, his face changed, and he took out a knife from his pocket, (Brick took out a gadget) and (Brick took out a gadget)! (Brick takes out a knife (comb) and combs her hair) (Brick holds the princess with a knife, and the princess looks like a girl as she retreats) Princess: Don't ~ Don't ~ She is a girl ~ ~ Brick: (Bowing her head, sighing, suddenly standing up, holding her hair with her hands, posture) Wrong, wrong, spring is the same, people are sparse, and tears are red. (singing: I am always too soft-hearted, (everyone: too soft-hearted) (translated into Beijing Opera): I take all my problems on myself! (To Snow White:) You go, I won't kill you! (Suddenly they face the audience side by side) Princess: Thanks to the reporter in front, Shui Yongyuan Brick: Cui Junyi: Reporting from Baghdad. Brick: Turn right, step by step! Narrator: Snow White's memory ends here, and the story returns to the beginning scene. At this time, the seven dwarfs discussed whether to keep Snow White. Dwarfs around talking tongue twisters (grapes ...). Snow white wants the audience to decide, and everyone pushes. Everyone is up. Xue Claps his hands and turns to the audience) Xue: Let's start! Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not ~ ~ Narrator: In this way, the seven dwarfs go to the mountains to look for gold and silver every day, while Snow White stays at home and does some housework. (Dwarfs steal and leave; After the servant came back to me, the queen thought Snow White was dead. Now, she must be the most beautiful woman in the world (mother pulls the mirror, don't draw a white cross next to the mirror glasses) mother: (rubbing the mirror) mirror! Mirror! Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful of all the women here? Mirror: You are still beautiful, but, but (waving, retreating, running away) Snow White is more beautiful than you. Mother: This servant is really useless. I have to do it myself. (Mom comes down and the princess goes up for dinner) (Mom comes up with an umbrella, and walnuts are put in the front pocket of her apron) (Mom knocks at the door and the princess opens it) Princess: Did you bring a small umbrella? Mother: Yes, here you are. Princess: Yes. (looking at the umbrella) Not bad. Yeah, not bad. Give (return) it to mother: Why not? Princess: (shrugs, owes) It didn't rain ~ ~ ~ Mom: So, do you want walnuts? Princess: Do you have any carrots? Mother: Do you want walnuts? Princess: Do you have any carrots? Mother: (loudly) I asked: Do you want walnuts? ! Princess: Oh, walnuts ... Do you have carrots? (Mom shouts, knocks the princess down on the chair with an umbrella and takes out a walnut to feed) Princess: (Open your eyes, it's very serious) This walnut is poisonous (close your eyes, pour it out and feed it to mom) (Mom laughs) Hahaha! Hahaha! (Open an umbrella, sing: You are happy ~ ~ Oh, I am happy ~ ~, next) Narrator: Snow White's death is like a meteor across midnight. Many years later, whenever I look up at the lonely starry sky, I always think of this sentence: "Some people die heavier than Mount Tai, some people die lighter than a feather, lighter than a feather ..." (See you on the dwarf, line up for the door. Jia: She's dead ... S: (Touching it, looking at Pumbaa in a panic) She's dead! (Everyone repeats in turn: "She's dead! "Ling said here, everyone hid his face and wept. At the same time, he took out toilet paper from his pocket and tore it away. Narrator: At this time, a prince from a neighboring country happened to come here to hunt. (Prince gets on the bus, uses the sheets as a cloak, makes the shape of a small plane, runs twice, runs to Ling and asks) Prince: Who is this ~ ~ Jia: We have nothing to do with her ... Beach: (Cover Jia's mouth and take it) We have nothing to do with him! Everyone: Never mind, never mind. Pumbaa: Actually, she is a beauty! (When everyone flashes, the prince looks around the princess and stops) Prince: I am Kao Hua, and this is also a beauty! (Princess Ping, the princess spits walnuts and wakes up) Princess: (Shouting) Who the fuck hit me? Who! (Looking at the prince, the prince flashes back) Is that you! (Rushing to the prince, everyone pulls, the princess dumps everyone, throws off, rushes out, stops, turns around) KAO, why don't you pull me! (turning to look at the prince, the prince turns back) Princess: (girlish) Handsome guy ~ ~ ~ (The prince falls down) Princess: (In front of the audience, the voice of a mature man) Beautiful! How beautiful! Narrator: Snow White fell in love with the prince. (The princess hugs the prince and takes him to the center of the stage, and the dwarfs stand in a row behind them) They are getting married, but at the wedding, the queen comes. Prince: Do you have any special clothes? Princess: No! (Shorty exaggerates) (Beach looks at his mother) Beach: (Pointing at his mother) Look, isn't that the aunt who sells walnuts! (The dwarf pulls his mother to the chair and forms a semicircle) Mother: Why! What are you doing? Xue: (bending down to his mother) I'll tell you! Mom (? Dwarf (one sentence per person, one and a half rounds): Leslie Cheung is dead, so is Gao Feng. How did Leslie Cheung die? He died of atypical pneumonia. He was short of iodine, which led to renal failure, and the water flowed all the way to his ankle and became swollen. What is the height? Iron deficiency in peak period. That's because Li Tie went to England. Isn't there Chen Gang? Steel is harder than iron. What oil have you drunk? Gutter oil, gutter oil is oil extracted from gutter oil. The United States fought Iraq for gutter oil! American movies are particularly good! Then let's go to see American movies together next week, and watch China's together! Let's see farewell my concubine ...? Farewell My Concubine was played by Leslie Cheung, and Leslie Cheung died ... (Mother shouts, stomps, bumps, crowds disperse, and the audience is quiet) Mother: (Revolution) I'm Xiaoming! (changing direction) I want to go to school! (Singing: Jiro Xiao Yao, Xiao Ya ~ ~ (pretending to be crazy)) Everyone: Ha ha ha! Hahaha! Everyone is standing in the back row, and the snow continues haha. When they stopped, they bowed and stood beside everyone. ) Narrator: The Queen is crazy. After Snow White and the prince got married, their happy life was full of joy and happiness. They lived happily together all their lives. Our play is over. Thank you for your attention. I'm a commentator. )