This is a humorous article. But after reading it, you will definitely find that the author wrote the most seriously. This is a humorous article. But after reading it, you will find that the author is extremely serious in writing this article. There are many exciting things on Venus this week. Scientists on Venus successfully landed a satellite on the earth for the first time, and since then, it has been sending back signals and photos. This week, Venus is very excited. Scientists on Venus successfully sent a satellite to Earth for the first time. Since then, the satellite has been sending back signals and photos. The satellite was guided to an area called Manhattan (named after the great Venus astronomer Professor Manhattan, who first discovered it with his telescope 20,000 light years ago). The area where the satellite was launched is called Manhattan (named after Professor Manhattan, a great astronomer on Venus, who first discovered this area with a telescope 20,000 light years ago). Due to excellent weather conditions and strong signals, Venus scientists can obtain valuable information about the feasibility of landing a manned flying saucer on the earth. A press conference was held at Venus Institute of Technology. Due to favorable weather conditions and clear signals, Venus scientists have obtained valuable information about whether manned flying saucers can land on the earth. So, a press conference was held at Venus Institute of Technology. "According to the satellite landing last week, we have come to the conclusion," Professor Zog said. "There is no life on earth." "According to the information provided by the satellite launched last week," Professor Zog said, "we have come to the conclusion that there is no life on earth." "How do you know this? "The science reporter of Venus Evening News asked." How do you know? "The science reporter of Venus Evening News asked." First of all, the ground in Manhattan is made of solid concrete, and nothing can grow there. " On the other hand, the atmosphere is full of carbon monomers and other dead gases, and Noble may break this air and survive. " "First of all, the surface of Manhattan is made of solid concrete, where nothing can grow. In addition, the atmosphere is full of carbon monoxide and other deadly gases, and no one can survive by breathing this air. " "What does this mean for our UFO project?" "What does this mean for our UFO project?" "We must bring our own oxygen, which means that the flying saucer is much heavier than we originally planned." "This means that we must carry the oxygen we need with us, so that the flying saucer will be much heavier than we originally planned." "Did you find any other dangers in your research?" "Did you find any other dangers in your research?" "Look at this photo. Do you see this black cloud hovering over the earth's surface? We call it the Joint Edison Belt. We don't know what it is made of, but it will bring us a lot of trouble. Before we send Venus into space, we must do further tests. " "Please look at this photo. Do you see this dark black cloud floating on the surface of the earth? We call it Edison combined power belt. Although we don't know what it contains, it is likely to bring us a lot of trouble. We must do more experiments before sending Venusians to earth. "Here, you will notice that it seems to be a river, but satellite findings show that it is polluted and the water is not suitable for drinking. This means that we must bring our own water, which will increase the weight of the flying saucer. " "Here, you can see something similar to a river, but the results of satellite detection show that it has been polluted and the river is not suitable for drinking. This means that we must bring our own water, which will increase the weight of the flying saucer. " "Sir, what are those little black spots in the photo?" "Sir, what are those little black spots in the photo?" "We are not sure that they seem to be metal particles moving along a specific path. They emit gas, make noise and keep colliding with each other. With so many such paths and so many metal particles, it is impossible to land a flying saucer without being crushed. " "We don't know. They seem to be some metal particles moving along some tracks. They emit gas, make noise and keep colliding with each other. There are many such tracks and many such metal particles. It is very difficult for UFOs to land there without being hit by particles. " "What are those prominent stalagmites?" "What are those upright stalagmite-like protrusions?" "They are some kind of granite structure that glows at night. Professor Glaume called them skyscrapers because they seemed to be honing their skills. "They are granite structures that glow at night. Professor Graeme calls them skyscrapers because they seem to brush past the sky. " "If what you said is true, won't it delay the UFO program for several years?" "If what you said is true, wouldn't the UFO project be postponed for many years?" "Yes, but as soon as grub start gives us additional funds, we will start to act." "Yes, but as soon as grub Loan Foundation gives us additional funds, we will implement this plan immediately." "Professor Zog, when there is no life on the earth, why should we spend billions of dollars to land a UFO?" "Professor Zog, since there is no life on earth, why should we spend hundreds of millions of dollars to launch flying saucers there?" "Because if we Venusians can learn to breathe in the earth's atmosphere, then we can live anywhere." "Because if we Venusians can learn to breathe in the earth's atmosphere, then we can live anywhere."