What does crazy literature mean?
A kind of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ style literature, which simulates what people say when they are crazy through long paragraphs, gives people the feeling that this person is crazy, which is simply unreasonable.
From the douban trampling group, there is a crazy text that begins with "I'm not crazy, what am I saying?" It's really sensational and infectious, so people in the group made up words with this beginning, and then gradually formed crazy literature, which was applied to many aspects, such as urging sellers to deliver goods, forming an alliance with the bar, asking leaders to leave, expressing their crazy love for beans and so on.
Is there any practical crazy literature in the chat?
1. When the other person replies to the expression while chatting,
Why do you just reply to my expression, and I'm not worth sending or typing a few words? I don't think I did anything wrong, did I? I really don't understand. Your behavior makes me so disappointed and sad. I thought you knew me. I think too much. Yeah, who knows me? How many people in this world understand that I am too superficial, too ignorant and too naive.
2. When the courier doesn't deliver the goods,
I know I don't deliver takeout, everyone does. Unlike me, being careful when rushing has become a ridiculous joke. Everyone gives me the cold shoulder when real life is not going well. Even online, I know that I don't deserve to give birth early. I want to speak for myself. I swear on the cold wall on a cold night.
3. When the other party doesn't reply to you.
Why! Why, why, why! Why on earth! Don't answer me again! Why don't you answer me again! You are so cruel! Are you really so busy? Are you really just busy? Or because you don't want to talk to me! It's hard to care about me! Just ignore me! I haven't heard from you for a minute.
Why haven't you returned my messages? Do you know how hard it is for me? From just now, my heart has been completely cold. I've been wandering around our chat page, and you still haven't replied to my message. Is my time not time? Have you considered my feelings? Don't! You haven't considered my feelings. Have you ever felt sorry for me? Do you know what my mood is now? You don't care about me at all. I am very disappointed in you.
Funny, anyway, I don't care. It takes a long time to reply every time I love you. I'm tired of being sarcastic every time I wait. I hate it very much. I hate that I can't leave you publicly, and I have to wait for your reply every time.
When I am happy to send you a message, your heart is as cold as ice. You don't know that I am in pain. I look forward to your happy reply. But when I found nothing, my heart came to a big hole. My room is dark and my heart is dark. It's really broken
You know I'm sorry you didn't reply to my message. Do you understand this sadness? If you don't understand why it is imposed on me, this pain keeps me awake all night. I can't sleep at all, and I don't understand why you didn't return my messages. If so, why not just forget it? You are not here when I need you, so why do I have to show up when you need me? Have you considered my feelings? Have you never considered why you did it?
Bye. Haven't you seen me? Am I not worth it? From morning to afternoon, from night to early morning, I kept holding my mobile phone, waiting and waiting. Isn't it enough that I did it? Typing over and over again, sending over and over again, just not answering me? Very angry and crazy! Is the heart so cold?
You don't reply to me. Every time I send such a big paragraph, you don't even read it. You even sent an expression pack and perfunctory words. I know that in your heart, my position is like sand. You only care about yourself. Have you ever thought about me? Every time I think of you, I put my pants on my head and secretly cry for fear that you will find me. Every time I think of you, I cry for five hours. It's hard to reply to me seriously.
4. Apply when something funny happens.
I laughed my head off. I laughed until I hit the wall. My neighbor and I looked at each other. I laughed until people in Fiona Fang Shili had to wear hearing AIDS for the rest of their lives. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I laughed until my stomach ached. I laughed until I was 360 years old. I dance in my right hand and hold it in my left. My left hand is better than Buji's. I fell like an old hen chased by a dog in Li San's shop. I was shocked and kept shaking. Others thought that I lost a few dollars in the street and was caught passing by KFC.
Ha, ha, ha, I laughed until my neighbor called the police, my mother blew my head off, the whole community put on hearing AIDS, and the taxi driver took me away. H laughed until my right hand held my left foot, and the left hand landed more perfectly than the heart somersault. I laughed until my little finger was varicose, so that Sima Guang hit himself. I laughed until the voice control light in Fiona Fang Shili flashed for me, and I patted my left foot and jumped out of my Ferrari.
I laughed until Fiona Fang Baili garbage was automatically sorted, and elementary school students in Fiona Fang Shili thought it was dawn and went to school with their schoolbags on their backs. I laughed until the police cordoned off 20 miles from Fiona Fang and passed the canteen. I was almost dragged by the master to be a kung pao chicken and beat the wall crazily. My house became a single room, and I was arrested and made a bucket for the whole family. I laughed until 1000 years later, the police caught him through time and space, and then the ladder was connected with the stone stack.
5. When there is nothing to say.
I ordered the heavy rain not to let you get wet, but what am I? I dare to give orders to the rain, so I was caught in the heavy rain and got sick. Sometimes my love seems to be like this, weak and stupid. But I already love you very much. What can I do?
How can you say I'm a replica? Is that all my love for you in your eyes? Must I copy my words? Or do you think our relationship is over, and you don't even want to see it! Now you suspect that I'm sick! God, you are so cruel. You bully me one by one. I am too young to eat so much salt from you! All right! I will eat ten cans of salt in the future! _ Go to hell! See that you are not distressed! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Have pity on my sincere heart.
Do you think I still care? I have practiced sword in Kunlun Mountain for six years, and my heart is already as cold as the snow in Kunlun Mountain. I have killed fish in RT Mart for ten years, and my heart is as cold as a knife. However, when I clicked on this dynamic, tears flew down like a waterfall of Huangguoshu, crossed my face, wet my flip-flops, and my toes were sore.
No, I really don't understand. Is our relationship so unfamiliar? Why didn't you tell me when you two got married? I don't have to give you that little money if you don't send it to me. I'm afraid I don't have to eat too much sugar, but you know I'll be ecstatic when you two get married, and you keep it from me! Still hiding! Still hiding! I just drugged you two. What crime have I committed? Don't I even have the right to be ecstatic?
Tired, sure enough, justice does not exist. There is only one group in this world. As long as you touch the interests of the small circle, you are the crazy person, and the real justice has long since vanished.
Did Xia Changchang become a queen, and my palace was gone? I'd like to trouble you to admonish the palace here. I'm afraid you can't afford this hard work! The maple leaves don't seem to be red enough this year. That maple leaf needs to be dyed with blood to look good. Then enjoy your summer vacation! Let your blood add some color to the maple leaves in the palace!
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