Liu bang has no culture, and he scolds people with culture, which is like saying that grapes are sour when they are not eaten. The famous scholar Shi Li came to take refuge in him. Liu Bang was not interested when he heard that he was a Confucian scholar. He thought he was another person who ate and drank to cool off. Li Shiqi probably knew that Liu Bang was not very friendly to literate people. Since you can't see me, I have to find my own door. Go to the door and don't say your name, just say that you are Levin's drinking buddy. Liu bang is enjoying the foot massage of two beautiful women and is in a good mood. A drinker came to see him and he promised to meet him. Drinking a little wine at night is also a big hobby of rogue Liu Bang.
However, the following plot is somewhat unexpected. Li Chiqi thought that Liu Bang would do nothing even if he didn't come out to meet him, but when he entered the door, he saw Liu Bang lying in bed, his feet spread apart, his eyes closed, and he was still enjoying a foot bath, looking intoxicated. Both of them are very angry and don't like to look at each other. Li Chiqi didn't kneel down, his knees stretched straight, and he only bowed as a greeting. Probably Li Chiqi is still thinking, I can't kneel for you, rascal! Liu bang ignored him, snorted and continued to close his eyes and enjoy it.
Li Shiqi asked Liu Bang, "Do you want to help Qin fight his ministers, or do you want to lead them to fight Qin?" Hearing this, Liu Bang vowed: "Maintain Confucianism! The world is suffering, and the ministers attack Qin. What does it mean to help Qin attack the princes? " He is always fighting with the old Qin family with a lot of younger brothers, ready to end each other's lair in Guanzhong World War I. Li Shigui now jumps out to question his position. No wonder Liu Bang was angry.
Li Chiqi is a little clever. He knew it was useless to provoke the culprit, so he quickly closed it: "Since you want to fight the Qin Dynasty, you shouldn't be so arrogant." Intellectuals love to teach people when they have nothing to do, and Li Chiqi also has this problem. Fortunately, although Liu Bang is a rogue, he still knows how to correct his mistakes. He stood up to apologize. Come on, serve, drink!
However, Li Chiqi was extremely happy. Don't look at him sitting with Liu Bang, eating meat and drinking and hitting on beautiful women. He lives a happy life. When Liu Bang is unhappy, he will still scold him. After the Qin Dynasty, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu divided the spoils unevenly, and the two gangs fought. Liu Bang was born in a rogue family. He used to fight when he was a child. Most people are no match for him, but when he meets Xiang Yu, he is always beaten. But Liu Bang wanted to do something crooked, so Li Shiqi gave him advice, saying that Xiang Yu was outnumbered, and of course you were no match for him. You have to dig his corner, give these people benefits privately, and seal a few more kings, so that even if they don't take your side, they won't help Xiang Yu beat you again.
Liu Bang thought it was a good idea, so he asked Shi Li to do it. But as soon as his front foot left, Sean heard about it and ran to persuade Liu Bang that the enfeoffment system would not work and things would only get worse. Liu bang broke out in a cold sweat on his back: "It's this upright Confucian again. He had a bad idea and almost ruined my event! " Sean is also a Confucian scholar. I wonder how he will feel when he hears Liu Bang scold his peers?
Many people don't want to follow Liu Bang because of his foul language. It turns out that Wei Bao and Liu Bang are mixed together. Later, I felt that Xiang Yu was more powerful and changed my boss. Liu Bangpa sent people to do Wei Bao's ideological work, saying that Liu's stock has plummeted now, but the long-term income will be quite good, so you should hold it for a long time. But Wei Bao shook his head again and again. No, no,no. Liu Bangtai likes insulting people. I can't stand it when he scolds his subordinates.
When he became emperor, Liu Bang's swearing was even more unscrupulous. He is the boss, and most servants have to put up with it, so everyone began to practice ninja turtles. Later, Liu Bang thought that words and deeds were the way of a gentleman, and I was a rogue. In addition to continuing to "establish Confucianism", he also developed a new habit. When discussing state affairs at meetings, he always takes off the hat of Confucian scholars and urinates in it as a bedpan. It's convenient for him. If he doesn't have to go to the toilet, those Confucian scholars will be in trouble. Every time they go to court, they have to prepare a hat for a rainy day. Therefore, the famous "being good and being expensive" will not come if it is killed. Anyway, he is a celebrity. How could they be so insulted? Only Li Shiqi, an important official and shameless person, can put up with it.
Liu bang is also very depressed, of course. I have many shortcomings, but I also have advantages. Swearing is swearing, but what you have to say makes sense. I will still give you something sweet to eat. For example, that Liu Jia is always chanting in Liu Bang's ear, always saying what the Book of Songs says and what the minister says. Liu bang was very angry about this. Don't you just study a few more years than me and get a college diploma? As for showing off to me all day?
If you don't swear when you are upset, it's not Liu Bang: "Your grandfather and I immediately demolished this property. What's the use of those? " Lu Jia replied, "You hit the world with your fist. Do you still want to rule the world with your fists? " Liu bang felt reasonable and immediately patted Liu Jia on the shoulder and said, you are right. Now I have a glorious task for you. Write down all your skills. Liu Bang changed his face professionally. It only takes a few seconds from an angry expression to a smile. It seems that people who have been to Bashu are just different.
In the seventh year of Emperor Gaudi, the Xiongnu in the north wanted to make a fortune and got some benefits. Liu bang sent envoys to negotiate, engage in espionage and prepare to send troops to conquer. Rogues all know the principle of preemptive strike.
Huns are also a little clever, deliberately taking out only the old, the weak and the sick, so when these envoys came back, they all said that Huns were not good, and beating them was to relax and enjoy. Only one man named Liu Jing saw the Huns' tricks and advised Liu Bang not to fight. Maybe his words were a little urgent, and Liu Bang felt uncomfortable. He didn't curse, but gushed, "You bastard of Qi! The two smelly mouths are arrogant, and today they dare to talk nonsense and hinder our army. " As soon as he closed the door, Liu Bang set off with his younger brothers. He wants to give Liu Jing a brilliant victory. As we all know, as soon as Liu Bang arrived in the city of peace, he was besieged by the Huns on the Deng Bai, and he was able to get away for seven days and seven nights. When he came back, he immediately released Liu Jing, gave him 2,000 food cities and made him a letter maker.
Liu bang cursed countless people before his death, and he was inevitably scolded after his death. Ruan Ji, the most arrogant person in Wei and Jin Dynasties, called him "Zhuzi became famous when there was no hero". However, no matter how abusive Liu Bang is, he is still good to his opponents, otherwise those younger brothers will not be dead set on mixing with him.