The joke of 2008-it can never be explained. On a beautiful morning, the sky was so clear, but a farmer was drunk and sitting in front of his house, unconscious. A passer-by came forward curiously and asked, "fellow villager, the weather is so good today, why don't you enjoy it and drink here instead?" The farmer replied, "well, there are some things you can never explain." Passerby: "What misfortune?" Farmer: "I was milking cows today, and I just squeezed a bucket." The cow kicked the bucket over with its left foot. " Passerby: "Bad luck, but not bad enough." Farmer: "Well, there are some things you can never explain." Passerby: "What happened later?" Farmer: "I tied the cow's left leg to the post with a rope and squeezed it." As a result, the bucket was just full, and it kicked the bucket over with its right leg. " Passers-by smiled and asked, "Then what?" Farmer: "well, there are some things you can never explain." I tied his right leg to the post and just filled a bucket, so he swept it down with his tail. " Passerby: "It's bad enough. Forget it, don't be sad. " Farmer: "Well, there are some things you can never explain." Passerby: "What else!" Farmer: "I don't have a rope this time. I'm going to tie the oxtail to the post with a belt." I pulled out my belt and grabbed the cow's tail. At this time, my pants dropped and my girlfriend came in ... "1.2008 There was nothing normal in the opening remarks this year, only football in China was normal. 1 2nd of the month. If it weren't for love, I'd rather sell cabbage (a man walked 200 kilometers alone to find his girlfriend on a snowy day in the south, and later his girlfriend broke up) February 3. I have to do everything in detail (Yanzhaomen incident) March 4th. Take your hand and take your son away (Chen Liangyu, secretary of the Shanghai Municipal Party Committee, was detained) April 5. " Shanghai! ! Shanghai stock market! ! I am Shenzhen! ! We suffered heavy casualties! ! Almost completely annihilated! ! How about your loss? ! "Shenzhen! ! Shenshi! ! I am from Shanghai! ! All our troops were killed! ! This is a recording, no need to reply! " (stock market crash) 6. Optimistic about the future and pessimistic (Guangzhou TanJing falls) May 7th. Dear baby, if you can live, you must remember that I love you (Wenchuan earthquake) on June 8. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he got all the students (the "push-ups" suspense in Weng 'an, Guizhou) in July. That's because there is sunshine behind you (Yang Jia) at 8 10. There is a beautiful word Qian Qian Que on your chest, which is not as good as the disc (Beijing Olympic Games) 1 1 that Wang Lun gave me. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, unless one male and one female (retired from Liu Xiang) come from China 9 12. Don't talk about quality (melamine tainted milk powder incident) 10/3. Heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't look at their age (Harbin 6 police and college students incident) 14. I left quietly, just as I came quietly. I waved my sleeves and left (Wenzhou secretary Yang Liufa did not return). 1 1 month 15. I took off my clothes. I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I was the devil wears Prada (Lin Jiaxiang, Secretary of the Bureau of Maritime Safety) 16. Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep (A-bian wrote poems in prison after being handcuffed) 17. What are you unhappy about? Say it out to make everyone happy (WHO awarded the "ashtray Award" to the representative of China, and the awarding words were "A beautiful cigarette case is better than the health of citizens", and our representative was very depressed)1February 18. Prisoners are all my fans, and they told me a lot about being a human being (Mao Jianqing, a member of Shanghai Shenhua Team, proudly showed off to reporters after he came out of the detention center) 5438+08. Call me my duty (bitch Jenny Tseng) 20. There are some people, but she will live in people's hard drives forever (big love action movie international superstar Matsui Dabao died) 2 1. Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be thunderstruck (Nanjing director Zhou Jiugeng was dismissed for selling cigarettes at sky-high prices) 22. Hush rather than sigh (China navy attacks Somali pirates). 2. Last time I helped a classmate lift the computer, I rented a scooter at the north gate. Then I rode back from the south gate. Near Nengke Building, a middle-aged man rode a horse and quickly caught up with me, and then asked, "What junk do you collect?" This makes me very depressed. When we finished the design, a brother in the opposite lab took three boys in our grade to process the circuit board. The Yike factory near the southwest gate is said to have left with a broken woven bag. At that time, Lanqiying Community was under construction. On that day, there was a sandstorm that blew other disciples to the ground. When I arrived at the gate of the factory, the doorman stopped me and said I was here to work. The doorman said, "Come here. One of you can write and fill in the visitor form! " 4. I just moved to the new campus that day and went out to buy a box lunch for everyone. 1 * * * 7 copies. When I entered the gate of the dormitory area, two mm saw me, and then one of them said to the other, "Didn't you say you couldn't deliver takeout?" Once in front of Shuang 'an shopping mall, I put my schoolbag on my chest and waited for my classmates. After a person stopped, he told me that I was. 16 years old, I went to a public toilet to pee. After paying 20 cents, I went straight to the ladies' room. The old man who collected the money grabbed me and shouted, "Where have you been, smelly boy!" " 8. Three of our classmates were walking on Zhongguancun Street, and a CD seller ran over and asked, Do you want a CD? The classmate ignored them and asked another classmate if he wanted software. The students ignored them. He came to ask me again, do you want pornography? I have no face, and my classmates laugh wildly. Go back and look in the mirror. It's not like you've seen too much porn. Besides, when our family first arrived here, we didn't know the manager downstairs very well. Later, the manager downstairs once said to my mother, Your maid seems to be punctual. When I got home from school, it was already 4 o'clock sharp. This misunderstanding was solved in a month. 10, I was waiting for the bus at Gongzhufen that day, and an uncle pretended to know very well and said to me, "Look how much my mobile phone costs, you can't fool me!" As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his coat. I said I don't accept it. I'm waiting for the bus! The man actually said, "What's wrong with the mobile phone business now? They don't want such a good thing! " Depressed! 1 1. I didn't shave my beard once in college, and then I went to the classroom to study for myself. I was stopped at the door. Well, "Uncle, what time is it?" I suddenly petrified! ! It's pathetic, only 20 years old! From now on, shave every day! 12, I wore a red dress in college. I was dragged to Carrefour by an uncle and asked me, Miss, where can I buy seasoning salt here? ...13, I saw someone in our school set up a stall to find a tutor that weekend, and I was just about to say hello. He MM stepped forward and said, "Uncle, I want to hire a tutor for your children." I feel dizzy. Seeing that the recruitment of a normal college has ended, I stopped at their recruitment desk, walked over to a plmm and asked, "What major are you looking for, teacher?" I was stunned at that time. You know, I am also a graduate student.