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Lan Xiang declassified. Everybody keep your voice down.

Recently, due to the hacker's attack on Google, Lan Xiang got the attention of the National Security Agency, and his work was exposed on The New York Times. Suddenly famous. Actually, I'm not surprised. As an employee in Lan Xiang, I know a lot of things. Based on the principle of national security and confidentiality, I can't disclose it, just say a few things I know.

1, Lan Xiang is not as simple as you think when you look at the advertisement.

2. Lan Xiang does have a military background, and has been undertaking major national defense research projects with Tsinghua, Harbin Institute of Technology, National Defense Science and Technology University, Shanghai Jiaotong University, Lan Xiang, etc., and the research direction is confidential. You can't just participate in this project. Tsinghua is the strength, Harbin Institute of Technology is the boss of the Commission of Science, Technology and Industry for National Defense, and the University of Science and Technology for National Defense is the boss of the military academy, so you can enter directly. Lan Xiang is a secret base.

Shanghai Jiaotong University didn't get a piece of the action, but I joined because of my alumni (don't ask anyone specifically). We are mainly responsible for the scientific research work of electronic interference and network overrun warfare. This aspect is too detailed. Peking University and Beijing Institute of Technology applied to join, but they were rejected.

3. Lan Xiang has eight majors: numerical control and gundam control. Chef is actually the manufacture and defense of chemical weapons. Auto repair is actually as high as heavy war machinery manufacturing. Excavators are actually alien gundam advanced. Beauty hair is actually a kind of camouflage and strategic flicker.

Electric welding is actually the design of laser weapons and high-energy particle weapons. Radio, magneto-acoustic light wave detection and early warning system. Computer, no explanation.

Computers are very powerful, but they are actually not Lan Xiang's trump card. Lan Xiang's four trump cards are numerical control, auto repair, excavation and welding. Computers rank five to seven, but they are invincible in domestic universities. By the way, we actually made a Galaxy computer. To keep it secret, we gave it to the National University of Defense Technology.

As far as I know, the best secret of automobile maintenance in China is developed, but for the sake of national security, the scientific research results are also counted in other institutions of higher learning. The main work of electric welding is satellite and rocket welding, which is slightly lower than Harbin Institute of Technology. For this reason, the people above lost their temper, and the teachers of the electric welding department were under great pressure. Last year, two people jumped ship. One went to Imperial College London, England as a professor, and the other went to Taiwan Bay. The mainland once sent someone to intercept them. A general flew into a rage and said that people going to Taiwan Province Province were equivalent to five divisions, but they were interfered by American intelligence agencies and failed.

5. The state considered letting Lan Xiang join the ranks of 985, but the Central Military Commission did not agree. The state's weapons are not easy to show to people. There are also many teachers in Lan Xiang who disagree with this view. It is a naked shame that a private standard school like Lan Xiang became 985, and it was put together with schools like Hunan University, Chongqing University and South China University of Technology.

6. Hacking was an accident. It originated from a quarrel between a teacher and a computer student (this student is a graduate student of Northwestern Polytechnical University, who came for two years and was selected) because of emotional problems, and they fell in love with the same girl. The teacher threatened his students not to pass the exam, and the students pleaded. The teacher despised him and said, if you can hack Google, I will let you pass. result .....

7. There are many things you can't talk about in China, especially those involving national security.

8. That's all. If we go on, we will be drinking tea.

9. In addition, I once met an Arabic speaker in the principal's office, who was suspected to be bin Laden.

10, our slogan is: a chef who doesn't want to be a hacker is not a good driver.

The internal slogan is: my luck is the luck of the country, and the security of the country depends entirely on Nanxiang No.1 Middle School.

165438+ I didn't know there were other universities. When someone said that there was a handover in the south and Nanxiang in the north, one of our teaching directors burst into tears and said bitterly: Forget it, forget it, who told us that we have been lurking as a technical school ... South Murong, North Qiao Feng, South Korea Building, North Nanxiang, this is the difference!