Main characters: Zhuge Liang, Zhuge's servant (Zhu Buliang), Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, commentator (operating computer at the same time).

Narrator:

Visiting Mao Lu is one of Four Great Classical Novels's stories.

China's classical novels-The Three Kingdoms. Zhuge Liang is one of the main ones.

The characters in the original work. At the same time, he is also an outstanding strategist, politician and a symbol of wisdom in the history of China. Another main actor is Liu Bei, who visited Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him as his military adviser. Finally, Zhuge Liang was moved by Liu Bei's sincerity and helped Guan Yu and his three brothers to establish Shu. Now, let's get into the story.

First act

In the room, Zhuge Liang is walking around the room.

Zhuge Liang: Bu Liang, this classroom is so dirty. The floor is swept before dawn, and the three brothers bring water (nutrition express) to the stage. Guan Yu (headscarf), Liu Bei (sunglasses) and Zhang Fei (burping constantly) Liu: A cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy.

The smoking rate after meals plays an important role in my life.

Liu: Huh? Not bright

Hmm? It won't light.

Zhang Fei: Not bad. Teachers are not allowed to smoke.

Sorry, that's all we have. We can't smoke in the classroom! Guan Yu: Please invite Mr. Wolong this time! Zhang Fei: Of course, old Caotai bullied others.

Of course, Mr. Cao bullied us too much. Three people came to the door, rock, scissors and cloth. Liu Bei: According to our rules? Guan Yu: OK.

Zhang Fei: No problem. Liu Bei is engaged in rock, paper, scissors. Liu Bei lost, and the other two pushed Liu Bei ahead. Liu Bei made a heroic gesture, (Shanghai beach rings)

Liu Bei rang the doorbell.

Zhuge Liang: Bu Liang (not bright), go and open the door.

Servant: Heng! (Hum) The servant came to the door with a straight face, made a gesture of shaking his head, shouted his hair, then took a deep breath, steadied himself and kept smiling. Then he opened the door and bowed.

Servant:? Liu Bei: Can you speak English? Guan Yu: (Following Liu Bei) Can you speak Chinese? Zhang Fei: (Right away) Can you speak Japanese?

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Liu Bei: (Immediately) Spanish?

Guan Yu: (Right away) Congolese? Zhang Fei: (Immediately) Egyptian? Servant: (at once) Shut up! Who are you people? Liu Bei: (posing) I am Liu Bei.

Guan Yu: (also posing) I'm Guan Yu.

Zhang Fei: (also posing and knocking Guan Yu to the ground) I'm sorry. Liu Bei quickly helped the servant up. Pigs don't glow: how did you get here?

What did you three bring? Zhang Fei: I came by horse, of course. Pigs don't shine: Then how did you ride here? So, how do you ride horses? The three men looked at each other, and Liu Bei suddenly understood, "Money! ! "Zhang Fei and Guan Yu have no money to shrug their shoulders and step down.

Act ii

Three brothers came on stage, and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu carried presents.

Guan Yu said bitterly that it should be ok this time. Last time, he blamed us, because I think we will take care of it this time.

Zhang Fei: What, if you hadn't pulled me, I would have yelled at him (growl, tiger sound).

What? If you don't pull me, I will kill him easily with my strong throat! Liu Bei: OK, OK, what are we doing here? At ease. . . Stand at attention. . . (done by Zhang Fei and Guan Yu)

Stop, stop, what are we doing here? At ease! Attention! Liu Bei: Be smart (Zhang Fei and Guan Yu nod) You three! Be smart this time!

be at home

(English song, Zhuge Liang and the pig are drinking at dawn, and the pig is humming English songs at dusk, and both of them are drunk) Zhuge Liang: My God! ! God, why are you punishing me like this, my God! ! Why did you punish me? !

Pigs don't shine: don't be sad, boss. Didn't monitor Yang Chao fail?

Don't be sad, my boss. As far as I know, our monitor failed the exam. Zhuge Liang: My Band Four, I began to cry. ...

What? Our monitor failed in the exam? However, I also lost my English cetband 4 (change the background music, the pig cries when it is not lit, the doorbell rings, and the pig staggers to open the door when it is not lit). Who is it?

Who is this? Zhang Fei: Water fee collector.

I'm here to charge.

(Open the door, the three of them are laughing)

Liu Bei: Here we come again. Please let me know.

Here we are again, all to inform your boss.

(There is a smell of sadness in the room, and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are wiping their tears.) Zhang Fei: Why does the sudden sadness come to my mind (to himself) I just feel a little sad ... Guan Yu: Is Mr. Wolong at home? We'd like to meet him.

Is Mr. Jyugo at home? We want to talk to him. Pigs don't shine: poetry, see, see. . . Have you seen me?

It doesn't matter if you can't see me, I'm right there.

I stood there neither sad nor happy.

Without feelings, you can read me or not.

Whether you miss me or not, love is there.

It feels like it's there. It won't come or go.

It's not going anywhere. Do you love me or not?

It doesn't matter)

(The pig turned to close the door before dawn, which was unstable. )

Liu: What? ! !

Zhang Fei: Has anyone died at home? Come again next time.

I'm afraid one of his important people died here. Let's go Maybe we should come next time. Guan Yu: It is not Zhuge Liang who wants to die.

Oh, I hope Zhuge Liang won't die? Guan Yu and Liu Bei defeated Zhang Fei to step down. . )

Act iii

(Zhuge Liang and the pig don't play the Three Kingdoms Kill, background music, terminology) (Zhuge Liang won again) The pig doesn't shine: Boss, you are the one!

Zhuge Liang: that is, you don't want to think about what I do. I'm going to find Liu Bei and get a job after the Chinese New Year.

Hum! That's a piece of cake. I think I should go to Liu Bei's company to find a job after the Spring Festival.

Do you want to go to Liu Bei's place?

What? You said you wanted to go to Liu Bei's company? Zhuge Liang: Well, English is not needed there.

(constituting a verb) means "put in a state of ..." ... that's a good place where I don't have to speak English. The pig doesn't shine: He came the other day and asked me to drive him away.

But ... well, I kicked him out a few days ago. The doorbell rang. . Pigs don't glow: coming.

Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear. (Three brothers strode in, and Zhuge Liang was very excited when he saw it) Zhuge Liang: Brother, I miss you so much (hug), please take me away, boss! I miss you very much, please help me!

Liu Bei: Calm down, since my brother thinks highly of me so much, let's do it together! (at first. . )

Zhuge Liang: Brother, then wait. . So, how much is it in January?

Wait, wait ... My boss, uh, how much ... I see ... from you. Zhang Fei: (threatening) talking about money between brothers hurts feelings, (leaving with Zhuge Liang) talking about money hurts feelings! (The pig is not bright, holding a bag in the back, shouting) The pig is not bright: take me away, (walk (small Shenyang style)) Oh, please take me away. It's closed . . .