Lin Hai, an ordinary college student, was pulled into the trading group in heaven after the update of WeChat, and life has become colorful since then.
Is the queen mother's mask used up? Exchange ten flat peaches, no bargaining.
Too old gentleman wants to soften China? Ten elixirs of heaven and earth, no credit.
Hon Hai wants to drink, huh? Samadhi is really hot. Bring it here. Come on.
Chang 'e wants to wear sexy underwear? Oh, that's not easy. Let me measure it myself.
Qin wants a new sports car? Wait, how is this connected with the Shangdi house again? Bring me the life and death book and mark it with my name first.
Wonderful excerpt:
Jiangnan University, in front of the girls' dormitory.
"Let's break up." Wang Ting's tone is cold and without any emotion.
On the other beautiful face, it took a long time to squeeze out a smile.
"Tingting, stop it."
"Who and you busy, to tell you the truth, with you, I just want to find a long-term meal ticket, and you? Hum, even a meal ticket is not qualified, I am really blind! "
"Tingting, this joke is not funny at all, I."
"That's enough!" Lin hai's words were interrupted by Wang Ting's shrill voice.
"I won't waste my youth on a poor boy in the country."
Leave me alone!
Watching Wang Ting turn away, Lin Hai's heart broke all over the floor.
Back in the dormitory, several roommates are laying down their lives to forget lol.
I stay in bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.
The voice of wechat.
Lin hai picked up the phone and looked at it.
Wechat detected a new version. Do you want to update?
I stayed in a faint spot to confirm.
"Huh?"
Shortly after the update, the news informed that a man named Taishang Laojun invited Lin Hai to join the trading group in Heaven.
Also invited are Taibai Venus, Erlang God, Leigong, Dian Mu, Donghai Dragon King, Tie Guai Li, Giant Spirit God, Jiutian Xuan Nv, Chang 'e and Tota King.
There are all kinds of characters in fairy tales.
Lin hai couldn't help laughing. Where did you get such a set of funny stories? Watch too many plays.
Just about to quit, someone in the group spoke.
Erlang Shen: Who is the group owner? Send a red envelope first. If you don't send it, I can let the dog bite. (then giggle).