Humorous way of good morning, every morning is a new beginning, a new day, a new beginning and a new expectation for everyone. Give yourself a good morning every morning to welcome a good day. Let's share a good morning way about humor.

Humorous morning way 1 1, "dear! Do you miss me? Did you dream about me last night? " "yes," "great. Then I will ask Yan for leave and come back to see you tonight. "

2. menstruation had a stomachache, and then my father asked me what happened to the stomachache. I said physiological period, and then dad asked you why you were angry with me.

3. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

4. When I came home on holiday, my mother asked me, do you have a girlfriend? No, mom asked again, is there a girl you like? No, mom asked again, is there a boy you like?

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

6. I'm not a TV, so don't stare at me all the time.

7. I remember when I was in college, some girls reported to the school that some boys looked at the girls' dormitory with binoculars. Later, the college strictly investigated and checked the girls' dormitory to show fairness. The final result is that boys found three binoculars, girls found more than 30 in the dormitory, and those with night vision had 10.

8. Some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and some people are in between, so ugly.

9. Tomb-Sweeping Day climbed the grave and sang "Come Back Early".

10, "Is your shark fin real?" "Look at what you said, one fake ten!" "All right, let's have a plate." Ten minutes later … "Sir, here are eleven sets of fans you ordered."

1 1, I wish you happiness with others, I'm not that generous.

12, you said you would accompany me for life. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask if it was this life or the next life.

13, I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

14, I can be defeated, but I am not allowed to get up by myself.

15, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash.

16, treat chest hair to the waist and send you to the zoo.

17, "Auntie, my clothes have been washed very clean recently". Little dragon girl: "Hehe, and it doesn't hurt your hand." "Strange, aunt, where are our sculptures?"

18, I received a gift from my friend. There was a note in it, which said, "Friend, this is not a precious gift, but it will accompany you for one year." Open it with joy, Nima ... calendar.

19, don't blame God for leaving you alone.

20. Don't thank me yet. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

2 1, I will love you all my life, but tomorrow is the exam.

22. Hello, it's my exclusive, Baidu can't find it.

23. There is a kind of person who will only be called a handsome boy when shopping in this life. I'm obviously not that kind of person ... because when I shop, no one says I'm handsome-

24. You are a real beauty-only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

25. You said you couldn't wash it off if you jumped into the Yellow River. I don't think jumping off the eighteenth floor will kill you. Really thick-skinned, thick everywhere.

26. Hello, everyone. I'm not very talkative. If there is any offense, you have the courage to hit me!

27. It is said that women are like water, so I learned to swim.

28. The girl I like told me not to like her too seriously, just take advantage of her.

29. A school teacher collected a slogan to protect flowers and plants. A classmate blurted out: step on my head today and plant it on your grave tomorrow.

At the party in kindergarten, the friend who announced the curtain call said loudly: Please enjoy the chorus "We are all human beings".

3 1. If there is an afterlife, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world was happy; When I died, the whole world was sad.

I want to wake up one day, open my eyes and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit me right on the forehead.

33. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

34. When I was a child, I always listened to the radio and sang: I am a cake and I like to eat ordinary people.

35. Hello, your winter vacation balance is insufficient. Please renew it at the front desk.

36. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low.

37. The dead are not afraid of anything. The dead are not afraid of anything.

38. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "this needs to be proved" and the other is "this can also be proved".

39. At first, I listened to Jacky Cheung's words "You are bald, you are bald, you are bald, you are bald, you are bald, bald, bald". I wondered at that time which monk Lao Zhang had such a big holiday with, so there was no need to make up songs and swear.

40. It seems that the sun melts the heart, and then the heart begins to empty.

4 1. Confucius' father was almost 70 years old when he was born, while Confucius' mother was only 17 years old. It seems that at the age of 70, I have to find a girl of 17 and have a Confucius.

42. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

43. If you really think the weather is too hot, try to tell the person you like, and soon your heart will cool down!

44. Don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

45. I will do my best to give it to you. I didn't ask for anything. My only wish is to think about your happiness.

46. Don't cling to the pot, the pot is just a fried rice.

47. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

48. I work in an IT company. Everyone inside knows that it is normal to work overtime and stay up late every day, and it is even more impossible. One weekend, everyone was busy all morning. At eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up, dropped a word and rushed out. He said: You are busy. I'll be back when I get married.

49. Girls in the world can be roughly divided into two types: those who are too old to buy suitable clothes and those who are good-looking.

50. A man courted anonymous, played an erhu and reflected the moon. Afterwards, the woman said: Erhu is not well played, but people look like blind A Bing!

Good morning humor 2 1, good morning, salt is self-discipline, sweet is to others.

2. The stage is as big as the heart. Good morning!

A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in the morning. Good morning!

As long as you are willing to work hard, the world will always surprise you! Good morning!

5. If you don't have the ability to comfort yourself, you really can't live now. Good morning!

6. Others are always right and I am always wrong, which is less troublesome. Good morning!

7. If you dream something more than once, it will come true. Good morning!

8. The best is not the future, but today. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself?

9. God's jewels fell all over the floor, so I saw the stars and your eyes. Good morning.

10, you come against the light and deserve all the beauty in this world. See you in the first half of the year. Hello in the second half!

1 1, I wish you seize every opportunity with your heart and never give up the hope of success. Good morning!

12, you don't want to be a simple and excellent person, but you want to be an irreplaceable person. Good morning!

13. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, give it a thousand reasons to laugh. Good morning.

14. Winners create opportunities. Opportunities are only for those who are ready, only for those who keep moving. Good morning.

15, if life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be bad anymore. Good morning, the first day of this month.

16, Heaven rewards diligence! Fruitful fruits will always belong to those hard-working cultivators who are strong and unyielding. Good morning!

17. If he hadn't loved, life would be dull. Fortunately, at last, he finally saw the colorful scenery. Good morning.

18, the easiest thing in the world is persistence, and the most difficult thing is persistence. Remember, persistence is victory. Good morning!

Love and live. Remember, the sun is new every day, don't live up to the beautiful morning light. Good morning!

20. It is painful to miss you, that is, it is sweet to miss you when you are lonely and happy. Good morning!

2 1, control your temper, and occasionally deliberately silence, because impulse will do irreparable things. Good morning!

22. Life is only three days. Those who live in yesterday are confused, those who live in tomorrow wait, and those who live in today are the most practical. Good morning!

23. There is no road in life in vain, and there is no hurdle to cross. Beauty is experience, and vice is experience, that's all. Good morning!

24. When you look up, look at the clouds; Look down at the road Indifferent and quiet, natural and calm. This is the great wisdom of life. Good morning!

25. If you are not afraid of the long road, you are afraid of short ambitions; I am afraid that you are poor, but I am afraid that you are lazy. The biggest enemy that hinders your progress is often your laziness! Good morning!

We don't have to care about the extravagant applause of others, but should care about every solid footprint we take on the journey of victory. Good morning!

27. Don't make yourself afraid of life because you care too much about other people's opinions. You have to believe that you really don't have that many viewers. Good morning!

28. When choosing the direction and journey, don't complain. Only after experiencing the storm of the journey can one finally hold the rainbow sky. Good morning.

29. It's sunny in the morning. I wish you a safe partner. At noon, the sun is scorching, I wish you a good day; Wish you happiness at sunset in the evening!

30. In this life, there is always a certain road, and you can only walk alone; There's always a lot to carry alone. When we break up, we will never be together again. Good morning!

3 1, only those who are willing to be alone know how to observe, analyze and think in silence, and can see uniqueness from the ordinary and sort out the mess. Good morning!

32. The monsoon blows, leaving you with good luck; When the tide surges in Na Yue, it leaves you with joy; In the dead of night, what is left for you is a blessing; When the weather is changeable, what is left for you is health.

33. Maybe you missed the beauty of the last stop and met the surprise of the next stop. Stay happy in the face of complexity. Come on, don't let life lose to mood! Good morning!

34. Love someone who can make you get up happily every day! Love a person who can make you motivated to do things! Always accompany each other and become each other's sunshine. Good morning!

35. Life is like this. If you get hurt, you can bear it. Who lives without harm, who has no pain. If you are not strong, who will be brave for you? Good morning!

36. The rest of your life is precious. Please treat every day of your life as the best day, live happily, live up to your time, live up to yourself and live a worthwhile life. Good morning, friend.

37. Some people say that when you miss someone, look up at the moon. If the moon turns blue, it means that the person you miss is thinking of you. Good morning!

38. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. Get up reluctantly. My greetings arrived in time. If you are happy, smile. Good morning, I wish you a good mood!

39. A new week has come and the future will be good. Even if life is hard now, you should believe that the bad days are over and the rest is good luck. Good morning.

40. If you feel hard at this time, it is easy to go downhill. Hang in there, because you are going uphill. If you go there, you will certainly make progress. Good morning!

4 1, weeding is at noon, and going to work is very hard. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. Good days, hard work. Come on, workers!

We should live hard and keep silent about the past. Whether it is good or bad, it is an experience; Only by walking as far as possible can a person know how far he can go. Good morning!

43. Get rid of complaining words and collect negative energy. The sun likes sunflowers, and people will like you who love to laugh. Get used to yourself and everything will be fine. Good morning!

44. Every day is a starting point. If you make a little progress every day, you will get a little harvest every day, which will become your most precious wealth over time. Good morning.

45, sunrise, the alarm clock is jumping; Get up to do an activity and laugh happily; Remember to be in a good mood at the beginning of the day; Sunshine avenue, waiting for you to smile proudly. Good morning.

46. Your life is yours; Emotionally, it is best not to be influenced too much by others. Don't be easily knocked down by others' ridicule, because one day you may be better than him. Good morning!

People often lament that life is really tiring. Sometimes I think that life is just one stop after another. At the first stop, I feel tired, have a rest, and continue to set off tomorrow. Good morning!

48. Hard work is a state of mind in life. Often the most beautiful thing is not the moment of success, but the process of hard work. My friend, I wish you a more wonderful tomorrow after your efforts. Good morning!

49, Xia Guangwan Road, only for today's gorgeous; The grass with dew is delicate and crisp; Birds sing and a new day begins. A good mood is the beginning of a happy day. Good morning, my friend!

50. Holding a seven-color happiness lamp, standing in the dim morning, I pushed open the door of the happiness castle and sent my most sincere wishes. Good morning, dear friend. I wish you a happy, healthy and safe life.

Good morning 3 1 humor, no one holding hands, I just take a ride.

If you think I am unhappy, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind!

3. When Dove met Xuanmai, Gu Yuan and Coulee got together again.

I always bow my head in class, and the teacher asked me why. I calmly replied: "I sank again, and I suddenly remembered home."

I want to tell my mother to grab my shoulder, and I will say: mom, grab my wings.

6. Today is Qingming. I went to the cemetery to sweep the grave early in the morning ... sweeping, and suddenly there was "I am waiting for you to come back here" on the loudspeaker, waiting for you to come back, come back.

7. I like you for no reason; Don't like you, everything is one reason!

8. heartbeat law: if you kiss a woman and her heartbeat reaches 250, it must be first love. The heart rate reaches 180, that's for sure. The heartbeat reaches 120, so you must be in love. Heart rate reaches 80, that must be the wife. Heart rate reaches 30. It must be a dinosaur. If the heartbeat reaches 0, it must be a myocardial infarction.

9. You are my Xiao Qingxin, and I am your humorous Uncle Mai.

10, most of us who are alive only do three things in our lives: deceive ourselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

1 1. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

Teacher: "Baker, why does the rocket run so fast?" Baker: "whose ass is on fire, don't run hard!" " "

13, I can't see hope, so I have to bend over and smile at the shadow.

14, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat.

15, I didn't like my friends calling me by my name when I was a child. One is that the name is not pleasant to listen to, and the other is that it looks unfamiliar. So people usually call me by my nickname. Once, my friend came to visit me and called me by my full name. I don't do it, so I immediately prompted him, "No, you have to call me by my nickname." After a few seconds of silence, he opened his mouth carefully and shouted softly, "Xiao Ming ..."

16, your eyesight is not good enough to see my tears, but you hear me laughing.

17, just because I looked at you more in the crowd, my eyes still hurt.

18, "Sister, you sail at the bow, Brother, I walk on the shore". It is said that 99% people can sing this lyric when they see it. If you are shot, please turn around.

19, it is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs.

20. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

2 1, a greeting in the morning brings you a new mood, a blessing brings you a new starting point, and a greeting brings you new wishes. May happiness always emerge in your heart! Good morning!

22. In life, what you say may hurt others, but sometimes your silence hurts more. But when to say and when to be silent, some people can't understand it all their lives. Good morning!

On the 23rd, it was sunny and happy, and a new week had arrived. It's good to have a good job and a happy life; Send a message to a friend, everything is fine in the new week; I wish you happiness! You did a good job.

24. Choosing the right career can make a lifetime, choosing the right friends can make a lifetime of wisdom, choosing the right environment can make a lifetime of happiness, choosing the right partner can make a lifetime of happiness, and choosing the right lifestyle can make a lifetime of health. Good morning!

25. If my life is constantly hurt, then I will learn to heal myself. Do your best in everything and prepare for the worst. You can be sad and disappointed, but don't despair! Good morning!

26. No one cares about your depression, let alone your loneliness, but everyone will look up to your glory. It is painful to shape yourself, but you can finally gain a better self. Good morning!

27. Adversity makes people mature and despair makes people wake up. The more mature the ears of wheat, the more they know how to bend, and the more mature the people who know how to bend. Don't turn others' giving up on yourself into giving up on yourself. Good morning!

28. Information brings good news; Books come from the clouds, and happiness comes to mind; The geese pose and sound blessings for diligence; True feelings remain the same, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; In the Ming dynasty, the breeze brushed the face and good luck accompanied it; Happy Monday! Happy Monday!

29, early morning, early morning, send you a panacea for early morning, clear your mind with the sound of early morning, full of morning light and full of energy; When the morning breeze blows, the troubles disappear; The morning dew is shining and confidence is coming. I wish you a happy day and good morning.

30. I hope happiness knocks at the door early, God of Wealth stands at the door early, friendship will never be parted early, and everything will get better soon. Dear, get up early and wish your good wishes come true soon. Good morning!