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1, tissue mattress

Former roommate, spent more than 300 yuan on paper towels (including roll paper, paper pumping, small packets of paper, etc.) at the beginning of school.

Then, the great god covered the bed with his own small packet of paper towels, forming a paper towel mattress.

Great God's roommate spent the whole freshman year using the paper towels provided by Great God until the end of the freshman year. It is said that there is a large string of roll paper strung together like beads in the toilet of the Great God dormitory.

Scold each other with the construction site

When I came back to work one morning, I saw all the boys in my class gnashing their teeth under a pair of dark circles.

I didn't know about the expansion of our school until I asked. Last night, the construction site next to the boys' dormitory was busy all night and I couldn't sleep. The school stipulates that you can't bring your mobile phone, so there is no way to complain.

So this month, on a noisy night with high black wind, a strong man in a senior three dormitory finally couldn't help it. He directly lifted the quilt and stood on the balcony wearing shorts and shouted at the construction site next door: "Fuck xx.

The worker next door was not a vegetarian and answered on the spot, "Fuck xx.

The buddies in the dormitory refused to admit defeat and shouted again: "Fuck xx.

Another sentence comes from the construction site: "Fuck xx.

It is estimated that other bedrooms were alarmed, and several boys upstairs and downstairs also came out to scold: "Fuck xx.

This incident finally shocked the headmaster, and the flag-raising ceremony was also mentioned, but there was no reason in the end, because basically the whole boys' dormitory took part in the Truth or Dare.

The legend of the bachelor ended with a truth or dare at the graduation dinner. That day, the fifth man got lost in speculation and finally chose the truth. I didn't know which idiot it was, so I asked, "Are you a virgin?" The fifth thought for a moment and said, "Yes." I sat next to him. Hearing this, I quickly stopped eating braised pork, and suddenly replied without looking up: "I am also a virgin. 」

Hearing such irony, the opposite person immediately understood and began to be adamant about him. "Property, you want to know clearly, this is true. You should be honest and don't fool everyone. 」

The fifth man took a long drink, cocked his head, gave me a hard white look and said, "Stop fucking around, Gu Wanxia, I'm really a virgin! I was dumbfounded, and the braised pork in my mouth almost fell to the ground. A bachelor is a virgin, a virgin who has been in love for two years in college? This is incredible. Operate on a roommate.

Cross incision and drainage of a single carbuncle on my roommate's hip. I am the chief surgeon and the assistant of two roommates. I am the operating record.

At the end of the last semester of sophomore year, a roommate had a carbuncle on his ass and fidgeted for several days, but he was ashamed to go to the hospital. There are sterilized cotton balls, iodophor, sterile cotton, gauze, adhesive tape, cephalosporin and hydrocortisone ointment in our dormitory, so we happily went back to the dormitory to operate on our roommates after making surgical blades twice in the experimental class.

Because I have never touched the clinic at all, I only know that after disinfection, I opened my mouth to drain pus (without gloves), then applied hydrocortisone to my roommate, and then he took cephalosporin orally for a few days. There was no infection and the operation was successful. There are pigs in the dormitory.

I only remember that day, the boys' dormitory heard "someone is raising pigs in the dormitory!" ! "Rumors. In the past, teachers often said that if a person didn't study hard, he would go home and raise pigs. Our dormitory has proved by action that we can raise pigs without going home! !

Since then, "xxx pigsty" has become famous.

Unlike dog hair, pig hair is short and not smooth. It stings when you touch it, and it will arch you with a shit-stained nose.

I didn't adjust the temperature the first night. It caught a cold and then had diarrhea. The smell made me think I woke up in a pigsty. At noon, everyone poured laundry detergent on the floor and mopped the floor, and they were busy all noon. Later, we did an unforgettable thing.

The boys' dormitory and the girls' dormitory are two independent buildings with flowers and grass in the middle. The balcony of boys' dormitory faces girls' dormitory. The balcony has a washing platform and a drainage pool. We really just want to simply bathe the pigs there.

I vaguely remember my lunch break that day, really? The cry of killing pigs spread throughout the two dormitories. In the afternoon, someone in the class was discussing who killed pigs in the dormitory at noon. Later, we graduated and all kinds of small animals were carved up. I wonder what happened to other animals.