Q: The lines of the essay "Campus Interview"?
Draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, etc. A series of welcoming activities specially held to welcome freshmen also came to a successful conclusion. Hostess: Students actively show their elegance and vitality in various activities. Now, with the end of the term approaching, what kind of state are the students in? Is it the calm after excitement, or the yearning for ignorant love? Let's connect with the location host and ask him to bring us the latest report. Location host: Director, try the sound. New semester, new atmosphere, nothing to do; Just out of the second canteen, now walking in the street; Boys are sweating like rain on the field, and girls are beautifully dressed; Regardless of north and south, all corners of the country gather together; Remember virtue and erudition, and never forget perseverance and innovation; When peaches and plums are all over the world, students of political science and law are famous, famous! As soon as the leader called, he asked me to go for an interview. Suddenly found a wall, "department introduction" lit up. When I walked in, I saw that the brand was getting louder and louder. Look here, "life department, life department, cooking life is so rich!" " "Look over there," secretariat, secretariat, love work is right! """Propaganda Department, Propaganda Department, ingenious game" "Art Troupe, Art Troupe, farewell to bachelors from now on!" No matter which department you join, keep in mind that the purpose is reliable. Our aim is to get rich, enter politics and law, politics and law, and get rich. However, who should I interview? (A man walks by at a brisk pace) Hello, classmate (bypass and continue to drift). You walk with such personality. You look like a student of the School of Political Science and Law. Right? (A classmate sings a poem) Classmate 2: At the beginning, it was you who wanted to separate. When you are separated, you are separated. Love is not what you want to buy. You can buy a seat if you want. Moderator: Hello Classmate 2: Hello (habitual answer) Go away, can't you see I'm busy? ! Venue Moderator: Classmate, I learned that there is a "tree" called "Shu Gao" in the university, and many people hang on it. Classmate 2: Yes! It's not a math problem, but this pair stumped me. Moderator: Well, tell me, maybe I can help you. Classmate 2: Look at this. You are a classmate of 250. Compere: The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Moderator: My father is Li Gang's classmate. Moderator: Who hasn't died since ancient times? Classmate 2: Ah, absolutely. I have to write it down quickly (turn around. Director, cut it. I'll get some water (step down). Male host: It seems that today's position is a bit not smooth. Woman: Why do you just look at the front and not at me? Male host: Maybe the students are still too excited. Woman: ouch ... you ignored me? ! You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable. Male host: Where am I heartless, shameless and unreasonable? Woman: Okay, okay, I was wrong. I made a mistake at work. Why not? Maybe it's a modeling problem (a female classmate walks on the stage) with red and green. This is called understanding art (a female classmate is shy). Can you give me an interview? Female classmate 1: this classmate, stop talking, I know, you must be deeply attracted by my slightly melancholy temperament, slim figure and clear eyes. Location host: I'm nearsighted, otherwise I wouldn't wear such big glasses. I can't see such a real woman. ! ! Don't expect my elegant back to bring you any happy expectations, it will only make your memories fade out one by one (scattered petals, location host threw himself down). I came gently, just like I left gently. I waved a dagger and left no one alive. (Laughter) Hehehehehehehehehehehehe Male Moderator: Here is an urgent news: A female psychopath escaped from the hospital for no reason a few days ago. It is said that she is likely to wander around a university now. The female psychopath is dressed in a green gown, blue jeans, dark boots and pink petals, like a bride who has escaped from marriage. Please take safety measures. Location host: This person seems to have seen a classmate somewhere (the female classmate touched the location host and stepped back). I think this is a misunderstanding. Female classmate 1: Hey! Classmate, aren't you going to an interview? Location host: Eh, no, no, you'd better go back to the provincial doctor first. Female classmate 1: Oh, I'm from the school hospital, hehehehehehe. Location host: It's really you, female classmate 1: Hehehe! Hehehehehehehehehehehehe, interview, hehehehehehehehehe (end) Location host: (coming back to complain) I just met that psycho, and I really can't afford to get hurt. Classmate 3: (I went on stage to shoot the location host, and both of them were shocked at the same time. Location Support: Hey, what brings you here? Classmate 3: Someone told me to keep an eye on you. Tell me! Today, if you can't finish the interview, you can't go back. Location host: Thanks to you, you must finish it. Classmate 3: Hurry up, hurry up. Location host: There must be someone. Female classmate 2: (Singing and dancing on the stage) It's sunny today. Location host: Hello, classmate, can you accept my interview? Female classmate 2: Interview, senior, when did you go straight to the campus (for church)? You are the location host, then you must be very good. (Two male students are narcissistic) Location Moderator: As all-round, multi-element and three-dimensional talents in the radio station, it is unreasonable for us to sing, dance and read poems. Female classmate 2: Really? Is this true (the female classmate rushed to the scene to host the program, and the third classmate thought it was for herself, making a hug gesture and catching the air)? Then can you play us two songs? Moderator: You asked the right person. I thought at first that I was a happy male voice, one of the top 100,000 in China. What do you want to hear? Female classmate 2: How about giving us a junior one? Location host: Tianlu is too simple. Let's start with a little difficulty. Let's sing about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Chris Lee. In order to save time, let's start directly from the highest place on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. (starts to sing) I see, mountains, mountains and rivers are connected, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Let's come together, (bow) that. Female classmate 2: I, I will be super cute. Continuous shooting, 12580 location host: 12580, what is that? Classmate 3: I don't know, I don't know. Female Classmate 2: You don't know. Look at my 1 2 5 8 0 (poss for taking pictures) (Two male students are posing in a cold sweat. Moderator: Now the children are thinking about something. Female classmate 2: Please don't speak Mandarin. You can't understand the location. Host: You don't know what photography is. I'll give you one trick: whole body pain, headache, shoulder pain, low back pain, thigh pain, and the last trick: butt pain (a person floats past with a crow in one hand and calls her a female classmate like a crow. 2. I didn't expect continuous shooting to be in this state. My daughter has to go back to practice. First, she and her classmates 3: Hey, hey, don't float, don't show off in an ostentatious manner, and then show off in an ostentatious manner. At this rate, when can we call it a day and go home? Ah, location host: the next one can definitely, definitely (a girl walks on the stage) Hello, I (shy) (Youlemei's advertising music plays) Female classmate 3: What am I to you? Location host: You are my polar bear. Female classmate 3: Ah, I'm not Youlemei. Venue Moderator: In this way, I can guarantee you 1 yuan. Classmate 3: Interview, Interview Female Classmate 3: Classmate, what can I do for you? Host: What's your name, classmate? Female classmate 3: My name is polar bear, no, no, no, my name is Hao Furong. Moderator: It's really a "good hibiscus". Er, my classmate is me ... I want to ask (cute and shy) classmate 3: Love is business (the music of love business begins, two male students dance, and then it will be fine. Your friend, location host: his classmate, me, three: (in falsetto) Of course, our relationship is like jubilant and big wolf, instant noodles and ham. Location host: I'm afraid of things like 360 and Tencent. Let's start over. It's four o'clock in the afternoon, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen. A mute came from the south with a kilogram in his hand. (The location host pushed his classmates away. ) host: let's start again, mm-hmm (forgetting the words) female classmate 3: sorry, classmate, wait for me for a minute (take away my mobile phone). Location host: Hey, how long is this minute? Classmate 3: Dude, dude. Classmate, your female polar bear Classmate 3: It's your polar bear (blowing a kiss) (the location host looks like a sex maniac) Classmate 3: Dude, after listening to me, life is like a coffee table, and love is just a party. Location host 3: full of tragedy. Venue host 3: Big Brother, I have been single for 2 1 year, so hard. Polar bear, oh no, Hao Furong (running) Classmate 3: Hey! What is this, a director cut? Where is my youth? Moderator: Today's program is coming to an end. I still remember when I first arrived on campus, everything was fresh. I don't know where the lotus classroom is, where the food is delicious, and how to borrow books from the library. Later, I got used to the quiet of the study room, the scenery of Qingze Square, the kind smile of the teacher and the work of the club. We continue to immerse ourselves in the ocean of knowledge. In the midst of difficulties and setbacks, perfecting the meaning of life Man: The shadow cast by light makes the words in the book a little fuzzy, but I know that we have to move on. University is not the ultimate success, and miracles are destined to be realized through struggle. Here, let's wish all the teachers and students of the College of Political Science and Law success in their studies, smooth work, good health and all the best in the new year!