You can adjust your role yourself ~

Because it's fun, so don't be too formal. Ordinary lines have the right meaning.

Narrator: Today we are going to perform a role-playing, which is called "A stump waiting for a hare for a bystander". I'm a voiceover. They are rabbits. She is a farmer and she is a tree. [Start]

[Chapter 1]

Narrator: Now we are in a village. It's a warm morning. There lived a farmer in this village. Look! Here he comes. Isn't he modern?

[Start. The tree stands quietly behind the stage. ]

[The farmer coldly. ]

Farmer: I am a farmer. (Pause) [Take two steps] A modern farmer. (Take out sunglasses and put them on)

[Take two steps in cold blood, suddenly stumble, turn around and kick your stumbling block angrily, and continue to be cold] I studied at Shu Ren International School when I was a child! [Take out the badge and proudly show it to the audience, put it away]

So I'm rich now! [Speaking and starting to show famous brands] Look!

This is my modern mobile phone-Motorola WC 250! This is my swatch! This is my MP5! These are my shoes-Adi Das!

This is ... (casually pulls out an apple) Oh, I'm sorry. Look at this! [Scratch in pocket]

Do you know what this is? A rabble? No, no, no ~ ~ This is my modern-hoe ~! [Look at the table below] It's time to do some farm work! [Began to bend over and hoe the ground, hoe twice, suddenly] Oh, yes! I think farming should be combined with music! [Take out the MP3 player, put it on, and start singing enthusiastically while hoeing]

Farming, farming, I'm farming! Farming should be combined with music ~! Farming, farming, I'm farming! Farming will be fun and easy ~! [Mow the ground while singing, slowly step down, take away useless props and put useful props in your pockets] [The tree walks to the front desk]

[Chapter II]

Narrator: Oh ~ What an interesting farmer! What about this tree? Is she crazy, too

Tree: I am a tree! I can do many things! I can sing! [Like a crazy rock singer, singing and doing: hum and haw! ]

I can dance! [Jumping four cygnets] I am tall! I am strong! If you hit me, you will die!

Oh? A rabbit is coming! [Guide the audience to see the rabbit A. The tree stands backwards in the background]

[About Rabbit a]

Rabbit a (I didn't know the situation at first. I thought I was playing Jay Chou, so I went on stage to greet the audience warmly): Hi, everyone, I'm Jay Chou! I love you! I love Nanjing! Now let me sing one of my new songs for you! The name of this song is BLABLA~~! [Cleared his throat and was about to sing when the director (narrator) came on]

Director (narrator): (smiling) Hello! I'm a film director. [Holding the paper tube in your hand and hitting Rabbit A hard on the head] What are you doing? ! Now you are a rabbit, understand? ! [Rabbit A: Sorry, sorry]

[The director said 1 1 month won Chopin. Before he stepped down, he read ten] What is this? (Looking at it, surprised) Oh! It's mine! (very excited to take the end)

Narrator: Now she is a rabbit. What would she do?

Rabbit a: ok, now I'm a rabbit. I just had breakfast. Now I'm just walking around here. I think taking a walk after dinner is good for my health. [Walking up and down the court, taking a leisurely walk]

The farmer kept hoeing, hoeing and playing when he suddenly saw a rabbit in front of him.

Narrator: Suddenly, the farmer saw the rabbit …

Farmer: (happily) lunch! [Throw away the tickle] I'll catch it! [Sneaking behind the rabbit]

Narrator: But … how can he catch the rabbit? With a gun?

The farmer walks behind the rabbit. The rabbit suddenly turned around. The farmer pretended to look at his watch. The two men walked on. The rabbit turned around. Farmers pretend to watch the weather. The two men walked on. The rabbit turned around. The farmer pretended to use his mobile phone. The two men walked on, and the rabbit turned around. This time, the farmer coldly aimed his gun at the rabbit.

Rabbit a: wow, haha ~! (startled) What is this!

Farmer: Hnnnn…! I'll kill you for lunch!

Rabbit A: But your gun ... [Help the farmer turn the gun around (the farmer points the gun at himself at first)]

Farmer: Thank you!

Rabbit A: My pleasure. (It suddenly occurred to me that the farmer was going to kill himself) Wow ~ ~ ~ [The rabbit runs, hides behind the tree, and the farmer chases after the tree]

Farmer: Where to? Ha ha!

[The farmer "bang" a shot. The rabbit panicked, hid behind a tree and was not hit. The tree was shot. The farmer fired again, same as above. The farmer began to speed up the frequency and fire intensively. (Narrator: Dangdang Dangdang-| Gunshot |) The rabbit panicked at first, dodged, hid and jumped. Tree (Tree: Oh, my God! ) continue to be shot painfully. ]

Rabbit A [in narcissism, jumping and saying] You didn't hurt me! You didn't hurt me!

Tree: (painfully) but ... u ... hurts me ... [painfully moving slowly behind the rabbit]

The rabbit continued to dance excitedly. The farmer stopped shooting and went to the rabbit to look at it. The rabbit suddenly looked up and found it.

Farmer: Aha ~! Bye-bye！ 【 pointing a gun at the rabbit, shooting, no sound, looking at the gun means there is no bullet. The rabbit is very excited when he sees it]

Rabbit A: Ha ha ha ha! You can't kill me now! [Laughing with excitement, cramping, leaning back. Suddenly my head hit the tree behind me] Wow! [The rabbit fainted twice ~ ~ "I fell!" Landing]

Farmer: Oh! [referring to rabbit with two fingers excitedly] My lunch, I got you! [think about it]

But I'm still full. Let me tie it to a tree and sleep. I will eat it after sleeping. Tie the rabbit to the tree. Fall to the ground and sleep by the tree]

[Chapter III]

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Narrator: Look! The farmer is sleeping! And the rabbit was knocked down, so he is sleeping now … Oh, no, no! The rabbit is awake! So what's going on now?

Rabbit A:[ Rabbit wakes up soon, looks around and finds himself tied, very surprised] Where am I? What happened?

Tree: (pointing to the farmer) He caught you and tried to eat you.

Rabbit A: What? ! I have to get out of here! But how can I escape? [Looking around, I see farmers' mobile phones]

[Rabbit unconsciously removes the branch and walks to the front of the mobile phone to take a look] Huh? What is this? Oh, a cellphone. [Look again] It's really nice. [Put it back. Consciously tie yourself to a tree. Suddenly I remembered] a mobile phone! Maybe I can call someone to help me! [unconsciously let yourself out and pick up the phone] but how to use it?

Narrator: I don't know how to do it … who can tell him how to use it? !

Tree: (walks up) Let me tell you. Look, press this button! [to the rabbit]

Rabbit A: Oh, I see. [On the phone] Hello?

Li Yong (Narrator): (On stage, passionately) Hello! This is lucky 52! (Made a lucky 52 gesture) I'm Li Yong! Now let's start the first question! What is the most likely relationship between Kangxi and Yongzheng?

A. husband and wife B. teachers and students C. waiters and customers, please answer me!

Rabbit A: (coldly) Sorry, wrong number. [hangs up]

Li Yong (narrator): Answer me! Answer me! (constituting a verb) means "to put in a state of ..."? Hello? Hi. Hi? [depressed to step down]

Rabbit A: Now let me try again. [Dialing] Hello?

Rabbit B: Hello.

Rabbit A: Hey, Jack!

Rabbit B: Hey, Tommy!

Rabbit A: How are you?

Rabbit B: Fine, thank you. What about you?

Rabbit a: I'm fine, too How are your parents?

Rabbit B: They are fine, thank you. What about you?

Rabbit A: They are fine, too! How is your uncle?

Rabbit B: He's fine, thanks! What about you?

Rabbit A: He's fine, too!

Rabbit B: But why did you call me? If you want to borrow money from me ... no way!

Rabbit A: No, no, no! I am in danger now! Come and help me!

Rabbit B: But where are you?

Rabbit A: I'm under the tree!

Rabbit b:[ walking around while talking on the phone, passing in front of rabbit a, two people haven't found it yet] What can you see around you?

Rabbit A: I see a rabbit, much like you!

Rabbit b: B: a rabbit … a bit like me … ok! I'll be right there! Wait for me! I will help you! [leaves in a hurry]

Narrator: [shaking his head] How cute and interesting they are!

Rabbit A returned the mobile phone to the farmer and said "thank you" carefully after the call. Tie yourself back to the tree politely and then consciously]

Rabbit A: Ha ha ha! My friends will come to save me, yeah! [Excited, lean back, hit my head on the tree again, and feel dizzy ... "I feel dizzy!" "dizzy again]

Narrator: Look, the rabbit's friend is coming. How will he save his friend?

[On Rabbit B] Rabbit B: I'm a rabbit, too! I'm smart! I am brave! I am strong! [Show muscles] Oh! My friend is here! Let me help him! [struggling to move the branch (arm), trying several times, but still not working] It's too tight! I must think of a good way! [Seeing the arm thrown away by the farmer] Let's see what this is! A hoe! [Pretending to play golf and trying to feel the hoe] Oh, good. [Go to the tree and cut it. Narrator: What a poor tree! ]

Tree: Stop! What would you do?

Rabbit B: I'll cut you to save my friend.

Tree: o .[ suddenly enlighted] What? ! Cut me? ! The teacher told us that we should protect the environment! Do you understand? !

Rabbit B: Oh, yes! You are right! [Throwing away the hoe] I have to think of another idea! [Thinking] Oh! [Inspiration] [Looking at his watch] Oh, it's time to do morning exercises! Come on! [Start taking the lead in doing morning exercises. Say, "Come with me!" Facing the tree. Try to make the tree move and loosen your hands so that the rabbit can be saved. A) Trees also start doing morning exercises. Rabbit b stepped forward gently, trying to rescue rabbit a. But the tree's broadcast practice only prevented the rescue. Rabbit B sweats crazily ... -_-B After the radio practice, the tree continues to tie Rabbit A.]

Rabbit B: Why? ! Maybe I need another idea. Oh! I got it! Music! [Voice plays the prelude to the climax of the theme song of Titanic (narrator). Rabbit B hugged the tree and tried to guide the tree to open its arms like a heroine and release Rabbit A. The tree gradually became intoxicated and her hands slowly loosened. Rabbit B was about to rescue his companion when suddenly Rabbit A opened her hands and became the heroine's action. The tree hugged rabbit A's waist again, becoming the action of the leading actor. Both the tree and A are intoxicated. B wants to wake A: "Wake up! Wake up! "

Rabbit A was intoxicated with it, completely ignored it and kicked off B who wanted to save it: "Don't bother me!" " Continue to be intoxicated. ]

Rabbit B: (helplessly ing…) Stop! (Music stops) (Frustrated) I can't save my friend ... [... [takes out a tissue to wipe the sweat, takes out 10 yuan and throws it on the ground]

Tree: Money! [Rush up to pick up the money, return to the original position, and check the money in the sun. ]

Rabbit a:[ Looking around] I'm free! Oh, yes, I am free! Thank you, Jack! [Slow-motion pouncing on Rabbit B] Jackey ~ ~ [Suddenly Rabbit B bows his head and ties his shoelaces. Rabbit a couldn't help hitting a tree, fainted twice and said, "head!" " Dead. 】 【 Rabbit B rushed up and hugged A affectionately: "Tommy! Tommy! " [Bends down sadly and hugs A]

[At this moment, the sleeping farmer suddenly turned over and pressed B below]

Rabbit B: I … can't … breathe … I'm dying! [also dead]

[Chapter IV]

Narrator: Rabbit B could not save his friend, but was suppressed by the farmer ... Oh, the farmer is awake now!

Farmer: [The farmer woke up at this time. He wiped his saliva and saw two rabbits ... Two rabbits! I remember I only caught one? ! Oh, maybe I drank too much. [excitedly holding a rabbit in one hand and humming a ditty in the other]

Tree: [The tree that was still checking money was happy when it suddenly found that it was counterfeit]! There's something wrong with the note. It's fake! Wait for me! [Chasing down]

Narrator: From that day on, the farmer always slept behind the tree all day so as to get more rabbits to eat. But he will never catch a rabbit again. Now the scene is over. We want to use this role-playing to tell you that no pains, no gains, you must work hard to get your own gains. Thank you for watching!