Huanbi: Go back to the young master. He is an excellent craftsman. I think the emperor will like it after reading it.
Zhen Xuan: You, your mouth is sweet again. See if you can still speak so well after you get married.
Huanbi: Go, what are you talking about? I'm still young, why not get married?
Zhen Xuan: Let's have a look. You are still small except for your small eyes. Get married if you want to. Don't go in as deep as the sea, as deep as the sea, as deep as the sea.
Huanbi: Report to the young master.
Anling Rong Xiao mainly asked to see you.
Zhen Xuan: Please come in.
An Lingrong: Lingrong saw her sister.
Zhen Xuan: Sister, get up.
Zhen Xuan: Sit down.
Zhen Xuan: I haven't seen my sister for several days. Why has this voice changed?
An Lingrong: My sister doesn't know. Recently, my sister's throat disease has occurred again. Even the emperor hasn't visited me for several days.
Hey: Throat disease? Didn't you just do hemorrhoids surgery last month? Why does this lump recur? Huanbi, wait for Thai Hospital, and ask Master Wen to open some Ma Yinglong and send it to Master.
Huanbi: Young Master, we have it here.
Zhen Xuan: Great.
An Lingrong: Sister is really blessed. She has everything she wants in the palace. Not as humble as Lingrong, he is always looked down upon. But this Ma Yinglong ointment is for my sister's own use. Look at my sister. She has a good voice and can sing.
Zhen Xuan: Then you can sing in my palace.
Zhen Xuan: It's so vulgar, but my sister really sounds like an oriole. Even this dance is the super queen in the harem. Let's have some tea to moisten her voice.
An Lingrong: Huh? What kind of tea is this? Isn't it sweet and sour fruit that my sister usually drinks?
Zhen Xuan: Try it first and see if you like it.
An Lingrong: Tea is good, but Lingrong always smells of bird droppings when drinking it.
Zhen Xuan: I always knew that my sister was a good cake maker. My sister said so today. It seems that my sister ate a lot of bird droppings. This is tea imported from the west this year, called Ding Xue Coffee, and the emperor only gave it to me.
An Lingrong: Lingrong can't compare with her sister. Let's leave this cup of snow coffee to her alone. Sister, look, Empress Hua Fei is here. I don't want to associate with her at ordinary times. Lingrong excused himself.
Tai Jian: Empress Hua Fei is here ~
Zhen Xuan: Say hello to Empress Hua Fei and Empress Jin 'an of Wan Fu.
Hua Fei: You can't get up without applause. Get up.
Zhen Xuan: Xie Niangniang.
Huafei: I haven't seen my sister for a few days, and my sister's craftsmanship is good again. This time, is it embroidered for the emperor?
Zhen Xuan: I can't hide anything from my sister. This handkerchief is for the emperor to show my love for him.
Hua Fei: Love? Does the emperor love you? Yellow love is my palace. I want to show you what the emperor's love is.
Zhen Xuan: Ah, my sister's headdress is really beautiful.
Huafei: If you like my headdress, I'll take it off for you. Oh, I forgot, my sister is still in a position, and I can't wear our new Mickey.
Zhen Xuan: Sister is joking. How can my sister compare with her? With her figure, the emperor installed a lamp for her.
Huafei: I don't install lights or do it for myself. After all, to manage the harem, you can't dress so shabby like some people. But then again, I didn't do it for myself. You are sitting in the audience, which is the new favorite of the emperor this year.
Zhen Xuan: There are so many new favorites this year. The emperor is really amazing.
Huafei: Yes, we all know the emperor's health. Go ~ write down the names of all the beautiful women in the audience for me, and we'll practice. By the way, light up the joy of our palace.
Maid: Yes.
Zhen Xuan: Hey, this Huanyi was really given to my sister by the emperor. My sister is really blessed.
Huafei: Many people say that I am extravagant just because I use this fragrance, but everyone in the harem knows that my sister is a good woman who keeps house diligently. Sister not only saves money with things, but also saves energy and reduces emissions with this servant around.
Zhen Xuan: I'm flattered. My officials are my personal guards. I use it day and night. I am a bodyguard by day and a maid-in-waiting at night. As the saying goes, "As an official, no one can stop martial arts." Go and give this handkerchief to the emperor and tell him that I miss him.
Maid-in-waiting: Empress, this is the list of beautiful girls in the audience.
Hua Fei: Pretty girl? Hmm. . . In his later years, Wang Heng, Jing Wong and Cui Dehua? Yo, the names are all good. There are rewards in this palace.
Maid-in-waiting: What can I ask the queen for?
Hua Fei: A Zhang Hong.
Maid: Yes.
Somebody!
Manager: See the Queen.
Maid in waiting: Zhang
Tai Jian: Why?
Zhen Xuan: Sister is so generous.
Huafei: Zhang Hongyi said I would give it, or I would give it to you.
Zhen Xuan: No, I'm afraid I can't enjoy it without my blessing.
Huanbi: Your Majesty, the emperor turned over your green label today. Go back and get ready for bed.
Zhen Xuan: I see. Go down. Sister, I'm really sorry. I'm going to the palace to change. You should go back to rest early. Look, your crow's feet are all over your ears. Excuse me.
Maid-in-waiting: This elegant girl, because of the emperor's love, wants to be on an equal footing with the queen. It's so ungrateful.
Huafei: How should I spoil her? Isn't there a new product on the iPhone? She said two words, and the emperor bought her an apple for five generations. I also asked the emperor for five generations of apples and the emperor gave me five bags of apples.
Maid-in-waiting: Oh, Empress, Red Fuji is good. I heard that some maids can't even eat XXX fruit.
Huafei: Of course I'm not happy that the emperor dotes on her, but one thing is quite gratifying. After all, she drank a cup with croton. Make her happy.
Zhen Xuan: Hey, I forgot to tell my sister that I changed your cup, and you drank croton.
Huafei: I knew my sister was cautious, so I put the cup on my side in advance, and it was you who had diarrhea.
Zhen Xuan: You have diarrhea.
Hua Fei: You have diarrhea.
Zhen Xuan: You have diarrhea.
Hua Fei: You have diarrhea.
Zhen Xuan: You have diarrhea, and your whole family has diarrhea.
Huafei: Song Zhi told her which cup has croton in it.
Maid-in-waiting: Yes, since you want to know so much, I will tell you. These two cups, I drugged them.
Huafei: Are you undercover sent by the Queen?
Maid-in-waiting: Ha ha ha ha, you guessed it.
Zhen Xuan: What? I can't believe you're working for that old pervert Ulana Lati Yanxian.
Maid-in-waiting: Hey, you two better save your energy. You're going to shit in the toilet. I'm going to the queen to get my reward. See you again.
Manager: Your Majesty is here.
An Lingrong: Your Majesty, it's cold, so be careful to hurt the dragon.
Emperor: Nothing.
An Lingrong: Why don't you come back to the palace with me? I believe your majesty will like a new spice recently.
Emperor: No, go back to the palace and have a baby. . . See you later, okay?
An Lingrong: Your Majesty ~
Emperor: Let's go ~ ~, three thousand harem is really annoying. It is essential to deal with it.
Zhen Xuan: Your Majesty.
Your Majesty: Hengheng
Zhen Xuan: Your Majesty.
Emperor: What's the matter with you?
Zhen Xuan: Your Majesty, do you have any toilet paper?
Emperor: This is really not available.
Zhen Xuan: Your Majesty, the poisonous woman Hua Fei put croton in my cup. I'm afraid I can't wait on you tonight.
Emperor: Wow! My darling, Hua Fei! You kneel down.
Huafei: Your Majesty. How can you blame the male and female servants? The poison is from the queen, and the male and female servants can't hold it here. Your Majesty, I want to use toilet paper. No toilet paper, toilet paper will do.
Emperor: There is no paper at all! Do you think I will believe what you said? Don't think you colluded with your brother's harem officialdom. I don't know. Do you believe it or not? I'll order your concubine to be abolished now and put you in limbo.
Huafei: Your Majesty, I have to give you a dragon seed.
Zhen Xuan: With you? Don't even think about it. Do you know why the emperor gave you a festive gift? There is a lot of musk in it, and children who study Chinese medicine know that fragrant things can have the effect of abortion and infertility. Now you are saline-alkali land, and you can't grow anything. You wasted the rain and dew of the emperor.
Huafei: If the emperor doesn't let me live, let me die. Even if I die, I will die beautifully.
Zhen Xuan: Hua Fei, you used your life to make the sisters in the audience verify a sentence: "Women are not heartless and must stand unsteadily." Emperor, where are we going to play tonight?
Emperor: Tonight? It is said that there are many new girls in Liaozhong Medical School. Hey, why don't you look under the stage?
Come on, why don't you show me?
Zhen Xuan: All of them were given a red by Hua Fei. That color is called bright color.
Emperor: Then forget it. What a shame. Will you send me back to the palace?