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Thank you for the script lines of Xu Juncong's sketch "Humorous Blind Date If You Are the One".
Liu Honglu: Come on.

Dong Zhang: Stop pulling me, stop pulling me.

Liu Honglu: Come on, sit down, sister. According to your request, I found some people for you. These people are definitely in the closet of our matchmaking agency. If you are not satisfied, explain it to your parents yourself.

Dong Zhang: Look at your parents' parents. Don't always put my parents on me. Can you worry about this? Besides, is marriage useful?

Liu Honglu: Sister, it's no use getting married early. The problem is that you will be late. You are 35 years old.

Dong Zhang: What happened to the 35th?

Liu Honglu: Sit down, Sister. Let me tell you, today we are pressed for time and have a heavy task. I think it's time. I guess the first one will arrive soon. You get ready, and then I'll go down first Come on, sister.

Dong Zhang: Wait a minute. What if I'm not satisfied?

Liu Honglu: Right, right, right. I almost forgot about this crop. Sister, if you are not satisfied, don't say so. Have you seen this glass of red wine? If you are not satisfied, you can let him drink this glass of red wine, and I will watch it for you in the back. I'll come up as soon as the red wine is finished. Let's try to get rid of him and replace him with another one at once, shall we? Let's go

Dong Zhang: Hey, me. ...

Xu Juncong: (on the phone) What the hell? He asked my brother for 30 million, and he went bankrupt. Give him 50 million to help him. Ok, tell my brother if you need anything in the future. I will make it clear to you. Hang up the phone. Rui Rui

Dong Zhang: It's me.

Xu Juncong: Hello, please sit down.

Dong Zhang: You too.

Xu Juncong: The decoration of this place is quite good. Similar to those buildings I developed. I heard from the introducer that you are a doctor.

Dong Zhang: Yes.

Xu Juncong: OK, good. What is a doctor?

Dong Zhang: Doctor is an education.

Xu Juncong: Education, that should be difficult.

Dong Zhang: Yes, I went through a difficult period before taking the PhD exam. At that time, I didn't do well in college, but now I work hard bit by bit.

Xu Juncong: Yes, young man, you must bear hardships. Like me, you climbed up from the bottom step by step and inherited my dad's legacy from a grass-roots employee step by step. Having said that, I haven't formally introduced myself to you. Just a moment, please. I'll find you a business card. Where is my business card?

Dong Zhang: Didn't you bring it?

Xu Juncong: No way. When I went out in the morning, I clearly remembered that I took my business card from my Prada bag to my Gucci bag, but why is it gone now? Look at these things, Lu's wallet, the key to Mercedes-Benz, and Apple's Plus. Alas, they are all in the money. If you want to go out in the future, you can't bring so many changes. Here, this is my business card.

Dong Zhang: Great, the general manager of the real estate company. You're amazing. You became the general manager at a young age.