1. The takeaway was stolen from the downstairs of the dormitory. Adjust the surveillance. He's a habitual thief. Post a notice outside the dormitory asking for compensation, or announce your identity. A few days later, more than 20 boxes of chicken chops were piled downstairs in the dormitory. The takeaway list actually added a sentence: Big Brother, I'm sorry!

2. After lights out in the dormitory, a buddy asked, "Does the monkey have menstruation?" Engineering students with a room full of half a bucket of water still can't figure it out after a long discussion. A brave brother called the "lover" and "lover" sisters of the Animal Medical College overnight. After listening to the question, they giggled for a long time and shouted to us by phone: "a group of dead perverts!" " Ha ha!

My roommate bought a pair of shoes in Taobao and was very dissatisfied after getting it. I said, "Nice!" The roommate said, "No, these shoes look big!" " "Well, what can I do? !

In the evening, a group of people are lying in bed chatting. Later, everyone was sleepy and still couldn't stop. My roommate wanted to sleep and suddenly said, "The pig spoke at last!" " "The air suddenly quieted down ... and then, an avalanche of laughter broke out, ha ha ha!

When I was in college, everyone was poor at the end of the month. Roommates struggled for a long time, thinking about saving dinner money and going out to surf the internet all night. I bought a bucket of instant noodles in the middle of the night. Suddenly, I felt two green lights staring at me ... My roommate said faintly: Give me some soup! I had to reluctantly say to him: well, be careful, don't jump in my face!

6. roommates sing with clothesline every day, which is particularly embarrassing. Then our dormitory is 30 1 dormitory. One minute before the lights go out every night, they will shout, "Like our dormitory 30 1 Please turn off the lights!" After the school lights out, everyone couldn't stop laughing.