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What ridiculous things have you seen?
A funny thing happened to my friend.

My friend is a woman, divorced! My friend's ex-husband and my friend's sister-in-law cheated on each other in marriage. Hereinafter referred to as "ex-husband, sister-in-law".

My friend got married early and gave birth to a daughter with her ex-husband. When my daughter was 4 years old, she gave birth to a second child and a son. Ex-husband's family is a small business, and life is very interesting. The problem appeared after my friend's brother got married. A friend is just a younger brother, so the younger brother got married, and the friend paid and contributed. One year after marriage, my brother and sister-in-law gave birth to a girl. At this time, the ex-husband and sister-in-law have no signs of cheating. But just after my sister-in-law gave birth to her daughter, my friend often went back to her mother's house to help with the children. When my friend went back, my ex-husband followed. After a long time, my ex-husband and sister-in-law had an affair. Did that friend find out? The affair continued until a friend's daughter found out. After the friend's daughter knew it, she told her friend. My friend still can't believe she is questioning her ex-husband. This time, the ex-husband and sister-in-law directly showed their cards to their friends, saying that they were true love, and their friends helped them (my friend's brother worked in other places, not always at home). My friend blew up at that time and got into a fight with her ex-husband and sister-in-law. The noise was so loud that even the police were alarmed. Now my friend and her ex-husband's sister-in-law have a complete quarrel. My sister-in-law wants to divorce her brother and her ex-husband wants to divorce her friend. The younger brother came back from other places overnight, and both brothers and sisters were very angry at first. They tried their best to find their ex-husband and sister-in-law, but they were persuaded by their families to say either good or bad. Since then, my sister-in-law and her ex-husband have moved directly out of the house to live together, regardless of the children and parents.

At first, my friend didn't want to make two bitches stay married. Later, my brother wanted to tell my sister that it was himself who was disgusting not to divorce. These two people have already left, so it's better not to contact each other in the future.

Finally, the two brothers and sisters divorced at the same time, and both children were abandoned. On the day of the divorce, her ex-husband and sister-in-law got a marriage certificate. Now my friend's two children ignore him even if they come face to face with her ex-husband in the street. My brother's daughter doesn't even know her mother. My ex-husband's mother has always been very kind to her friends. When this happened, my friend's former mother-in-law was so angry that she didn't recognize her son. Now, if you see a friend who is still intimate with her on the street, ask her how her friend is and how her children are, scold her ex-husband and scold her sister-in-law. Although my friend hates her ex-husband, she still treats her ex-mother-in-law as before. After all, it is her ex-husband who is at fault, not her former mother-in-law.

Now friends take care of two children alone, do some small business, and the children are obedient. My friend said that it is enough to raise two children in this life, and nothing else.

I once met a ridiculous thing, which was really ridiculous and incomprehensible. My buddy's mother, who grew up playing, died when he was very young. His father brought him up. In order to protect him from injustice, his father never remarried. My buddy talked about a girlfriend after he went to college, and they lived together a year later. In the year of graduation, my buddy took his girlfriend home and lived at home for a while. I didn't expect my girlfriend to break up after I went back. The determined brothers struggled to keep them, and the useless girlfriend quickly moved out of their cohabitation room. Affected by this, my buddy went south to Guangzhou to develop after graduation, and there was no intersection between them. My buddy and several classmates started a company and did a great job. They haven't been home for years. Unexpectedly, when my buddy brought his new girlfriend home to see my dad, it was my buddy's ex-girlfriend who opened the door. It turned out that my father had remarried for several years and didn't dare to tell him. The buddy was mad, and his father gave him a card saying that it was the money for his wedding and buying a house. My buddy ran away from home and immediately went back to Guangzhou without his girlfriend. Is it ridiculous that an ex-girlfriend has become a stepmother? The point is that they have children. How can I make my buddy think? Nothing is more ridiculous than this. My buddy is married and has children. He hasn't been home for many years. He doesn't know how to face his father and ex-girlfriend. This knot may not be opened in his life. This is a true story. Thank you for reading.

I went out for social practice when I was in college. The whole class packed their bags and went to the agricultural park for sightseeing and lectures. Everyone is full of enthusiasm and studies hard.

Suddenly my roommate was informed by my aunt that the dormitory had been stolen. We all panicked and ran back quickly. When I walked into the dormitory, I saw that the room was in a mess, all kinds of things were turned upside down, and the items were in a mess. We each quickly packed our things and counted the stolen results. Later, we reported to the police with my aunt, and the police filed an investigation because we lost more than 5 thousand property. After asking the relevant personnel, there are only four clues: 1. The aunt of the boarding apartment said that she had been working in front of the dormitory and had never met a stranger. 2. The bedroom door lock is intact and there is no sign of damage. Only the small laptop was stolen. The people in our dormitory have gone out again and have an alibi.

Then who the hell is the murderer? Where is the lost laptop? The policeman said confidently, "I can almost conclude that this is an acquaintance's crime. There must be a mole!" "Then collected the evidence and left.

In the evening, we were still thinking about it. Suddenly, the boarding aunt came in and said, "The case was solved by another roommate, Xiao B!" " . We can't believe that we have been classmates and roommates for many years. How did we get here? Aunt lodger went on to say, "In fact, after careful reflection this afternoon, I began to doubt Xiao B. At noon, he went out with his schoolbag on his back, and when he came back, the schoolbag was gone. Later, the police reasoned and moved with emotion, and he finally admitted it. Because he was short of money recently, he had a few words with Xiao the day before. Besides, he is usually not speculative and always has contradictions. He was angry at the moment and wanted to steal Xiao's laptop and sell it to punish Xiao A. "We all cried after listening. Little B is ridiculous. If there is a little contradiction and quarrel, we will try our best. We all love and hate little B, hoping that he will steal, roll with the punches and come back safely; I hate that he is narrow-minded and impulsive.

Finally, Xiao got his laptop back, forgave Xiao B, and dropped the case at the police station. Although Xiao B returned safely, he made a mistake and was expelled from school, so he couldn't go to college.

Later, little B left, and we were all reluctant to part and sent each other away. I just hope he can learn a lesson and stop acting impulsively and running amok.

I happened to find my classmate's father paralyzed and alone in the outer room. The middle was originally a classmate's room, and the bed was full of all kinds of sundries. At first glance, no one lives there. There's a damn room in there. I was young and outspoken, so I asked my classmates where you lived. Sleeping with your dad is impossible. He said he wanted to share a room with my mother without even thinking. There is also a camp bed in it, which is made every night. Obviously, there is no extra bedding in the room. Although I haven't seen the present situation, it's impossible not to have any problems with the energy of a boy of 15 years old.

The funniest thing I have ever seen is that my father went to find a young lady and happened to find his daughter. This matter is quite sensational in our place. At that time, even TV writers were afraid to write.

Neighbor Xiaomei is a sophomore, and her family conditions are average. Parents' feelings are also very bad. Make a scene every day, not a day of peace. Born in such a family, Xiaomei's personality is inferior and sensitive.

At school, she pretends to be a family with superior conditions, beautiful parents and a happy family. The friends she made are also classmates with relatively rich family conditions. Every time there is a new mobile phone, or a classmate buys a sales version of the bag, Xiaomei always tries her best to ask her parents for it or use a credit card.

On this day, Xiaomei and her classmates went shopping and tried on a pair of shoes, which were beautiful and fit. That classmate keeps asking her to buy it. This pair of shoes cost 1000 yuan. Xiaomei is a little embarrassed because she doesn't have enough money on her.

Looking at the suspicious eyes of her classmates, Xiaomei had to take out her credit card to brush it. Because it has always been a high consumption, Xiaomei's parents only give Xiaomei a little living expenses at a time. In order to maintain her vanity, Xiaomei always swipes her credit card.

However, every billing day, Xiaomei is always at a loss when she returns her credit card. On this day, she accidentally saw a netizen who had been chatting for a long time asking him to accompany her to travel to Sanya and give 5,000 yuan for two days and one night. Xiaomei is not a fool either. Of course, she knows what companionship means.

For my vanity, for enjoying a better life. Xiaomei is throwing caution to the wind, and she agreed. So, she-she embarked on a road of no return.

Two days and one night passed quickly, and Xiaomei got her salary quickly. Looking at the string of numbers in Cary, as long as she sells her body, she can easily get paid, and Xiaomei completely reduces her burden.

Xiaomei went online to find a man named Brother Bao and joined his organization. Brother Bao was responsible for helping her find clients and started the road of prostitution.

On this day, Brother Bao called Xiaomei and told her that there was a client in the evening to get her ready. In the evening, a man arrived as promised. Xiaomei looked up and froze, as if she had been clicked. The man also looked at Xiaomei in amazement and disbelief. This man is Xiaomei's father!

At the moment when the father and the daughter were speechless, it happened that the police came. In this way, the scandal of Xiaomei's family spread like this. It's a pity that they don't have the courage to stay in that place anymore. So Xiaomei dropped out of school and the family moved out of that place.

This incident shocked almost everyone's chin, so that it was talked about after a long time. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen, not one of them!

Finally, remind parents to pay more attention to and teach their children's action thoughts. And family harmony is more conducive to children's physical and mental health!

The picture comes from the internet! ! ! !

A restaurant chef who lives on the sixth floor came home from work because his wife didn't open the door for him the day before. In a rage, he went downstairs and climbed up the sewer outside the building. He quickly reached out his hand and climbed to the fifth floor in one breath. Just as he was about to climb to the sixth floor, he didn't hold it, but slipped down the sewer. Fortunately, he caught the sewer pipe and was not killed. One day after being sent to the hospital for rescue, his life was saved, but he became a basket case forever. That walking posture is ridiculous, so a good guy is scrapped. Do you think what he did is funny? Of course, his wife also ran away. There is a true story in our neighborhood called Spider-Man.

When I was a child, I heard through the grapevine that there was a family in the village. The daughter-in-law lives at home with her husband, and the son goes out to work for a few months, and she has a child with her son. Later, I heard that my youngest son became a husband and the family still lived together. At that time, the woman was still in junior high school and her brother-in-law was still in a lawsuit, but I don't know why she married this family. This thing is true, is it ridiculous enough?

Tell me the story of my cousin.

My cousin has an excellent personality and knowledge since childhood. She was admitted to the first high school in our county with the first place in our hometown. Three years later, she was admitted to the national famous medical university with the first place in our county. After graduation, she successfully entered our provincial people's hospital and became a doctor there. And she is also very beautiful, from junior high school to high school is recognized as a beauty. Please let me give the love letter to no less than twenty boys.

After working for two years, my cousin got married. This object shocked the eyes of all relatives and friends. A famous gangster in the village next door, who didn't graduate from junior high school, is unemployed. My aunt threatened death, but your cousin didn't change her mind. In the second year after marriage, the gangster's cousin hacked people and was sentenced to seven years in prison. Everyone took turns to persuade the cousin to take the opportunity to divorce her brother-in-law. The cousin just silently cried and said, "You don't understand." Then, be dead set on waiting for her man to come out.

The world is so big, there must be something absurd.

When I was in college, I rented a house with my roommates in a farmer's house, so I divided a house into several small rooms for rent. There is a wonderful woman living next door to us. First she talked about her boyfriend A in college, and then she came to her room every few days. After half a year, I found myself talking about a boyfriend B who works in a different place, and I came once every so long. It seems to be planned. Boyfriend A and Boyfriend B have never met. As the twelfth lunar month approached, the beautiful girl disappeared for a few days. After coming back, she happily distributed the red eggs brought by her boyfriend B's family to each of us and told us about the advanced treatment she received. My roommate happens to be my boyfriend B in the same city, and told me that only a daughter-in-law can get through the door! Dizzy! A month after returning to school in the second year, her boyfriend B came to the school to find her, and waited for two days without seeing anyone. We couldn't bear to tell him the truth about our boyfriend A. He said it doesn't matter, I want to compete! On the third night, the woman came back, and on the fourth day, the woman disappeared.

When my son was one year old, he was hospitalized. There are four villagers in the same ward. At that time, the children were basically better, and everyone was in a good mood, talking and laughing. Among them, a young man in Huang Zhuang is the object of everyone's amusement. Let's talk about it first He looks like a black man with a beard and a donkey face. When the weather is hot, he always puts that thick sweater in his trousers without a coat. Everyone calls him Boss Huang because he is a seed dealer in the family. Boss Huang is an out-of-touch person. He is always fascinated by the novels I lent him. Regardless of his wife and children, he is often scolded by his wife, and everyone laughs with him. Boss Huang is a clever man. After a long time, he told me one of his experiences. Four years ago, he took his wife to the county hospital to see infertility. He went to run an errand, and his wife was waiting at the doctor's door. An old lady came up to strike up a conversation. After chatting for a while, she heard that she came to see infertility and left in a hurry. Not long after, a young woman, holding a little girl, sat in front of her and chatted. After chatting for a while, the woman gave the little girl to her to take care of. She went to the bathroom and will be right back. But this time I never saw this woman again. Boss Huang came. When he saw his wife holding many little girls in her arms, he asked about the situation and waited for several hours. Things are a little strange. The child woke up hungry and began to cry. The couple were anxious. At this time, they found that one arm of the little girl could not be lifted, and two hearts suddenly understood that this was an abandoned baby. After waiting for several hours, it was not far from dark, so the couple had to go home by car with their children in their arms. A few years after returning home, Boss Huang borrowed money everywhere, tried to raise money for the little girl, and finally cured her arm in Beijing. Now, under their careful care, the little girl is gorgeous, lively and very cute. Now it's even more gratifying. My wife was pregnant and gave birth to a black and fat boy. Everyone says they have accumulated virtue. Boss Huang, who can't see it, has this experience, and people are outside the appearance. I sincerely wish boss Huang happiness.