Brother J often asks me out for a barbecue at three o'clock in the morning. Last winter, there was a small snowflake floating in the sky. Brother j woke me up with a face twice, and I was at a loss. I thought my sleeping position was not accurate. I changed my position and prepared to sleep again. I heard brother j calling me.

"Let's go to the barbecue."

I think it would be nice to have a meal at midnight. I'll save it for breakfast tomorrow morning. If I eat more, I will save lunch.

So I was a fat carp, turned up from the bed, put on my clothes, crept out of the dormitory and slipped out of school. I have to say that Zhengzhou at three in the morning is really cold and has a runny nose.

We stopped a taxi and went straight to our usual barbecue stall. I found that I didn't bring my mobile phone on the way. Brother J told me not to worry, so he gave it to me directly. I didn't go back to get it.

At the barbecue, we had a meal. Say that finish, brother J took out his mobile phone and scanned the code to pay. An embarrassing thing happened. He does not have enough money. As soon as we thought about it, I pretended to eat here and he went back to get my mobile phone.

I sat in the cold wind in the early morning of Zhengzhou for nearly an hour. When my ass was completely cold, Brother J appeared with my mobile phone. I was so happy that I broke off my two noses, took my mobile phone and prepared to pay for it, and went back to my lovely bed. Unexpectedly, my mobile phone stopped charging after I finished playing, and there was no electricity.

I stood in the cold wind of Zhengzhou for a few minutes, turned on my mobile phone, paid the money and left the barbecue stall.

Do you think this is the end? How is that possible?

Ten minutes, in the cold morning of Zhengzhou, the mobile phone was turned off by freezing and could not be turned on. I can't sit in the car. After walking for half an hour, I returned to the dormitory. At this moment, I was so cold that even my nose could be broken as a dagger.

Thanks to the experience that Brother J gave me, I seized the opportunity. I won't kill you.

University dormitory, that's not embarrassing. I felt embarrassed when I wrote it. It's really embarrassing! ! ! ﹋o﹋

0 1. Incorrect clothes (ps: especially bras, on campus)

After wearing clothes all day, I always feel that something is wrong, and I can't say what is wrong. Suddenly, one of the wc inadvertently bowed his head and suddenly realized that his cerebellum was stupid ... especially Meow's actually wore it wrong! ! No wonder yesterday I seemed to vaguely hear a voice in the dormitory saying, "Hello? Why are my clothes missing? I clearly washed and dried it here yesterday ... "What can I do? I can only throw them away. Or I'll wash them and say, "Sorry, I'll lend you my underwear for one day"? I can only think of other ways to make compensation quietly in other ways in my later life. I'm really sorry!

This embarrassing thing should be very common. I can't do it just because I am fat, then I am too miserable! -(￢? ￢)σ

02. At the critical moment when a person is sitting in a chair and changing clothes, the door opens wide and the roommate rushes in.

Finally, the dormitory was empty. Now, I can boldly change clothes under the bed, so I don't have to fiddle around in a crowded crib. So, when I closed the door, no one came back. When I was looking for clothes, I hesitated for half a minute, wondering if they would come back right away and save my energy to change clothes as quickly as possible. Then, at the critical moment when I was almost naked and shirtless, a direct light appeared outside the door. Roommates make a dash for the door, and then a group of goblins "Wow ~ ~-very sexy, ouch ~" and I "..." have no fulk to say ... (* *) I just want to shout loudly "Get out, come in and sit down! ! "( ' - ' * )

03. A person is doing everything unscrupulously, but he has never found another person lying on his bed in the dormitory, with the curtains closed, just like a ghost!

Sometimes I can't sing, sometimes I call my friends half jokingly and half seriously to complain about my roommate's sand sculpture behavior, and sometimes I stutter and burp loudly. What's more, fp is euphemistically called detoxification here!

Then, in a quiet space, I heard a familiar and terrible cough coming from a place close to me. At that moment, the whole person was stunned, let alone trying to dig a hole and let me die! ! Can you call it later? The whole person immediately became better, embarrassed and embarrassed! ! Alas ~ sure enough, a gentleman is cautious and independent! ! & lt(~ 3 ~) gt；

... in fact, there are still many, Xiao Pang said that he was ashamed at this time! Shy: with a shy smile on my face? ) all for life, I am willing to make you laugh!