The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus silently, because I

It's so cute.

This final exam, I will tell you with my strength.

There are several students in our grade.

As long as it is my friend in the future, "whoever has no money will tell me."

As long as I have time, I can tell you how I spent my days without money, especially recently.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I'd rather not.

Aunt in the canteen: Get out if you don't eat!

I will never forget the first sentence that Ma Yun's father told me:

I don't know you.

/kloc-came out to work hard at the age of 0/5, and developed from nothing to the present.

No money.

Please open the full text, I have something to say to you:

Please put away the full text, I don't want to say any more.

Why don't I have a daughter who is beautiful enough to explode,

But my mother knows. I am really jealous of her.

When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first.

If it is really your own fault, think about how to pass it on to him.

Ten wild horses, no one can get close.

Some people say that this is a heavenly horse, and mortals don't deserve to ride it.

But there is only one accident, and that is you, because the name of this horse is piggy riding.

The parrot and the chameleon fell in love, and the parrot broke up in ten days: my mother didn't allow us to be together.

The chameleon was surprised: What's the matter? What did you say to your mother?

I'll tell you the truth. I said that when I am near you, you will change color. My mother said you were a hooligan, so you can't be trusted.

The pony is going to cross the river with food on its back. Uncle Niu said: Nothing. The water is shallow. It just reached my calf. The pony was just about to pass when the squirrel stopped him and said, no, no, the water is deep. A friend of mine was swept away two days ago.

Pony thought for a moment, then turned around and kicked Uncle Niu: Your legs are long!

I don't know when I started to look less and less like myself, the wife of Peng Like Yu Hao.

Men's words, like the winter sun, are all lies.

The Jade Emperor was very old, but he refused to change his surname, because his wife greeted him and said, "Come to the old emperor?" ?

A: Do you have ten thousand now? Call me if you have 10 thousand. Yes, there is, but I'll keep it.

Honey is useful. A: Please, I caught ten in one afternoon. Just give me one!

One day Xiaoming said that you are really a 290,

What do you mean students don't understand?

Xiao Ming said "it's 250+38+2", and this is you.