In my junior year, I transferred to the Foreign Languages Institute to study Korean as a second foreign language for the sake of my future work. Almost all Korean-funded enterprises are near my home.

To tell the truth, I was proud to make this decision at that time, because I was a big step ahead of others, and I was the only one in our mechanical and electrical college who learned a second foreign language, so I was called "the first person to eat crabs". So it's hard for me to fall asleep with excitement the night before class.

Joy begets sorrow. When I woke up the next morning, it was already seven fifty. I finished dressing and washing in lightning speed and rushed to the classroom in lightning speed. When I first arrived at the classroom door, I looked at my watch. It's 7: 58, not bad.

Just when I pushed open the door out of breath, I was dumbfounded at once, and it was full of girls! I haven't had classes with so many girls since kindergarten!

I took a deep breath and pretended to be calm and found a seat in the back row. When I touched the drawer, my God found a bag of bread and a box of fresh milk!

I secretly pleased: I was naive to take care of me, knowing that I didn't have breakfast, so I sent it to me. I drew three crosses on my chest and read "* * * Amen" twenty times. Although I am an atheist, he seems to face his ex-wife and rush up and hug her tightly. The next gentle and charming person is the one she has never seen before.

Just when I was eating and drinking, I suddenly felt a shadow around me. I looked up and saw a PLMM (beautiful sister) standing beside me with a natural smile on her mouth, but the gentle eyes from her long eyelashes were enough to kill a person. I suddenly coughed: "Beauty classmate, what can I do for you?"

The beauty pointed to something in my hand: "This is mine."

I paused: "How can I prove it?"

She pointed to the drawer again and I looked down. There is also a book called Fanny in it.

I looked up at the book in my hand: "yours?" She nodded again.

I just feel a chill swishing up from my back. I turned my head and saw that the whole class was actually paying attention to us.

I thought to myself: it seems that this person has lost a lot today, so let's just put it in the end. I stuffed the book into Fanny's hand and continued to eat.

Frankly speaking, I am a traditional China person. A reporter posted a photo of him begging in English on the Internet, which aroused great response from netizens. They all called him "the best beggar in history". A netizen in Taiwan Province province even directly credited $300 into his bank account ... When Xia Haibo goes begging on the street again, people often recognize him. He got more money, and one day he got 200 yuan. So I value face very much, and feel that face is more important than anything else. But to put it bluntly, I am very hypocritical.

When the volcano finally erupted, Fanny raised her fist and shouted, "What's wrong with you? You ate someone else's breakfast without even saying thank you. Do you think girls are good at bullying? "

* * * smiled a few times and was about to make fun of a few more words. At this time, I don't know who sent a note: "If you want to mix in our class, you must not offend Fanny, because she is our monitor and the runner-up of the school's stepless free fighting! Remember to remember! "

I gasped and quickly smiled: "Beautiful classmates, don't be angry. If I eat your breakfast, I will pay you back. Tell you what, how about I treat you to royal pizza at noon? " The beauty covered her head in thought for a while, nodded and stopped digging.

After a meal, 100 yuan was gone, my heart was bleeding with pain, and she walked with a burp and felt completely at ease.

I gnashed my teeth: I swear I must earn back this meal and the face I lost today!

In a word, I have a problem with this "beautiful enemy".

When I met a robber, "the old enemy has not been reported, and the new enemy has not been reported."

After that bloodletting, my "beautiful enemy" seems to have a little affection for me, because there is a fact to testify: one afternoon she actually called me to accompany her to buy clothes.

Asked about the reason, she replied shyly: "When a teacher Hu put on false teeth and walked into the classroom again, his teacher demeanor had been swept away. Once when he came out of class, a student nicknamed Gibbon suddenly stretched out a hand and pushed his chest against the threshold of the corridor. The gibbon is one meter tall, and Mr. Hu is short and short, completely unprepared. He almost died, and a sensible girl came to call me and give me a hand. " People are afraid. "

Dizzy! I suddenly doubted the authenticity of the note, which was not their partnership ... but my doubts were quickly explained.

When passing through a remote alley, four hooligans emerged like ghosts. The first guy was dyed with yellow hair and his face was full of meat: "Hey, my buddy is short of money recently. Do you want to borrow some money to spend? "

I was about to fly out like a hero, but Fanny stopped me.

She smiled: "Brother, we only have 300 yuan on us." I started dating her online after reading a lot of online trap stories. Maybe I am the lucky one in online dating. "At a party, Zheng Jiangang, an old classmate who works in a magazine, seemed a little excited. In June, 1949, 1 1, Wu Han became the deputy mayor of Beijing. But no matter how busy his official duties are, Wu Han's feelings and care for Yuan Zhen are as always. Then, I live quietly every day, the drizzle in spring, the warmth in summer, the cool breeze in autumn and the snowflake in winter, day after day, year after year, and everything has nothing to do with romance. I want to tell you that I am doing well. I buy forget-me-not every day and put it in the most beautiful vase, which has a faint fragrance; I ate every meal well and didn't take the stomach medicine you bought. The medicine cabinet is intact. I will fall asleep slowly at night without insomnia. When you wake up, you will find that the jade pendant on your chest is tightly held in your hand. . Yuan Zhen also tried his best to help her husband in his studies. In the previous ten years, Wu Han published many works, such as Mirror of History, Historical Events and People, Under the Lamp, Spring Collection, etc. Wu Han said to people more than once: "Every article of mine has Yuan Zhen's painstaking efforts! "Save it for clothes. Here, take it. "

Since then, the two have been on the phone for two hours every day. For Mei Jing, this is also a good opportunity to learn Chinese. Whenever she hears something she doesn't understand, she will say, "Brother, wait for me! I look it up in the dictionary! " Sweet love heats up in wireless connection. Different countries, different environments and different languages can't stop each other from missing each other more and more. They want to protect each other forever ... the guy took the money, but refused to stop there. He took the opportunity to touch Fanny's hand and said, "The little girl has good skin and looks good. Is she playing with our buddies?"

Ouch! Isn't this a common plot in movies? A warm heart, a heroic flame burning in the chest, pulling the "beautiful enemy" back: "Hey! You fanatics are so bold in broad daylight ... "

I was "yellow-haired" before I finished reciting my lines? I took double skin milk in my hand and told her that I would like to eat it all my life. I remember I was in the middle of the ring and was hit on the chin by a hook. I only felt a sharp pain in my black nose. "Countless stars are shining, tears are bleeding from my nose." I was unconscious when I heard a few "Oh, my God" and "plop".

When I woke up, I found myself lying in a white hospital bed with a "beautiful enemy" sitting beside the bed.

I was just about to get up and show my majestic posture, but she stopped me: "Don't move yet, your nose is almost broken. The doctor said it would be good to have a good rest for a few days." I'm fine. Those four gangsters have been sent to the police station by me. "

Only then did I find that my nose was covered with a thick bandage.

A few days later, I came back to school with a "glorious injury" and found that almost everyone was pointing at me.

I was puzzled at first, but then it dawned on me: it seems that my heroic deeds have spread to school. So I strode forward with my head held high, like a little hen that just laid its first egg, shouting everywhere.

I pushed open the door of the dormitory to play the drummer for my brothers, but I found a newspaper two days ago on the bed. The headline news is "Beauty defeated four gangsters with bare hands, and rescued the weak's" leverage nightmare "in time".

There are two huge photos next to her. The first one is an "American enemy" with her hands akimbo like a teapot, and four guys are lying at her feet. She is magnificent and completely lost her previous weakness. The second picture shows my face with nosebleeds, like a cockroach sprayed with medicine. At that time, my eyes were black and I wanted to cry: it was over. How will I live in the future? It's all this woman

It is really "old enmity is not reported, and new enmity is added." Rabbit, wait and see!

Aunt Li's beautiful daughter

I was depressed at the weekend, but my mother came back excitedly and told me that today she accidentally met a close friend when she was a child and wanted to take me to see her.

I shook my head as soon as I heard it. This is old feudalism and boredom.

Mother smiled: "your aunt Li has a beautiful daughter older than you." Maybe she can be your daughter-in-law in the future. Maybe the wishes of the elderly can be realized in your generation. " At that time, my eyes were all green, and I took the initiative to help my mother with things.

When we arrived at Aunt Li's house, she warmly received us and praised me for my good looks. I float in the air like a balloon.

Aunt Li is very beautiful, and I think her daughter is not bad. Aunt Li rushed into the study and shouted, "Xiao Ni, come out and meet your aunt Wu and your little brother." A flat answer: "Hey, here we are."

My heart began to beat wildly at a speed of 60 times per second, but I vaguely felt that the voice was a little familiar.

After the girl came out, we froze at the same time and exclaimed, "How could it be you?" It's Fanny!

Li Yi asked in surprise, "Do you know each other?"

I reluctantly smiled: "We studied Korean in the same class."

Aunt Li was overjoyed: "Great. I was afraid you were unfamiliar at first. Go and play. We two sisters haven't seen each other for more than 30 years, so we should have a good talk today. "

I stammered, "Aunt Li, I suddenly have a stomachache. You are chatting with my mother. I will go back first. "

I was just about to slip away when my mother scolded me, "You smelly boy, do you want to slip out to play again?" Why don't you play with your sister quickly? No big or small! "

To tell the truth, after those two things, I am afraid to meet my "beautiful enemy" now, because as long as she appears, I will be in big trouble.

But she came and took my arm: "Come, I'll show you the most beautiful photos of my childhood."

I muttered, "It won't be * * *?" And the result of saying this sentence is-I got a chestnut on my head.

When I entered the study, I seriously questioned her: "Why did you stab that matter to the newspaper?"

"I didn't, but I was angry to see them hit you, so I knocked them all down, but unfortunately, a newspaper reporter happened to pass by ..."

I walked around her: "Tell a lie-it must be that I ate your breakfast that day, and you have always had bad feelings. You have to find someone to get back at me." Otherwise, how can a fragile girl like you knock down four big men? " Come on, are you with those people? "

She was anxious: "I really didn't. I have studied Taekwondo and Sanda, and I am the runner-up of free fighting in our school. The documents are all here. "

"Since you are so excellent, why do you want me to accompany you?"

Her face turned red again: "A girl took Song Yun to eat New Zealand steak and casually pointed to her new dress and said," This is the correct way to wear it. You should dress up now and get your hair done at the weekend. Your temperament will be better. "How can you be tied at home all day? After all, people are ladies. "

Lady? I snorted and quarreled every day when I didn't work, eat, sleep and do housework. Without hope, without tomorrow, life is dark. At this time, I miss my classmates very much and look forward to their college life. I miss my family and the warmth of my family. Unsuspecting, she grabbed her arm and wanted to give her a Mongolian "back pocket throw". How did she know that she leaned back and pushed my waist, and a "rabbit pushed the eagle" left me far away.

I refused to accept it, got up and rushed over, but she was confused. She grabbed my arm and twisted it back to ride on my back: "Did you believe it this time?"

I struggled desperately to keep my mouth shut, but I accidentally saw Li Yi and my mother standing at the door. Both of them laughed from ear to ear, only listening to Li Yi's words coming from a distance: "These two children are not playing well, what are you worried about!"

At that time, I felt that my face was as hot and painful as being torn.

Narrowness of mind led to an emergency.

The days are spent in the protracted war between me and the "beautiful enemy", and it is summer in a blink of an eye. That day, she asked me to teach her to swim. I had a brainwave and secretly brought a pin.

The weather was bad that day, so not many people went swimming, only a few people. To tell the truth, I really hate this guy who "gives me the most precious face and kills me", even though she is beautiful and wearing a swimsuit.

I didn't teach her seriously at first, but later I simply gave her a lifebuoy to practice by herself. At first, she was afraid, but after a while, she practiced her "four-legged dog planing" with great interest, and then unconsciously went to the deep water area.

Oh, ha ha ha ha! I finally got a chance to get back at her! I took out the pin, slipped in, stuck a small hole in her life buoy, and then quickly dived elsewhere.

Fanny shouted, "Come on, Fox, my life buoy is leaking." I turned my face away and pretended not to hear. Small sample, you can't bully this time, can you?

I was intoxicated with revenge, but suddenly I found her head looming on the water. God, don't be fatal.

I quickly swam over and pulled her ashore. Look at her thin arms and legs. Why is it so heavy? Must have drunk a lot of water.

I put my shoulder on her and knocked her belly hard. She really vomited a lot of water. I put her down, only to find her breathing almost stopped. Fortunately, I learned a little first aid knowledge before. I called 120 first, and then gave her artificial respiration.

By the time I took her to the hospital, I was exhausted. It seems that revenge is not a carefree thing.

The next morning, I bought some snacks and went to the hospital to see her. I feel a little guilty. After all, it is not a glorious thing to lay hands on an unsuspecting person. The spirit of "American enemy" looks much better. I smiled and said, "Beauty classmate, are you okay?"

She asked, "Who gave me artificial respiration yesterday? Who sent me to the hospital? "

I picked it from the corner of my mouth, waved my arm vigorously, and made it look like a big shot: "Of course it's this handsome guy-forget it."

She beckoned, I leaned in, and she slammed her face into mine! For a long time, shout loudly, you beast! Pick up a pole. Seeing that the situation was not good, I jumped out of the yard early and jumped out of the yard like a rabbit. I kissed him and slapped me hard. The gap between these two times is too big. Before I realized what was going on, I heard her say, "The first time, it was to reward me for saving me;" Second, it is a warning to you. Don't think you are great, you can give artificial respiration to others at will! "

I held my cheek for a long time and couldn't speak: I didn't want to, but it was the first time I saw him holding a kitten in a small garden. She asked, what are you doing? He said, I'll see if I can operate on this kitten. She asked, have you studied veterinary medicine? He said no, so two people took him to the pet hospital. After operating on the kitten in the hospital, she said, we can't let it wander any more. We have to find a place for it. I know a cafe that specializes in collecting stray cats. That afternoon, they asked for leave and went to see the cat off happily. Kiss. I wanted to give my first kiss to my favorite person, but I didn't expect to give it to my enemy in a muddle. Oh, the virgin Mary!

After this incident, the "beautiful enemy" seems to have a little affection for me. She almost no longer refutes my face and greatly satisfies my vanity.

At the same time, we participated in the school debate team and fought around the "Mayor's Cup" college debate competition of "Bad Boys". She is good at logical reasoning and finding flaws in her opponents. I am Si Debate. Emotion and humor are the most powerful weapons for me and this team. We cooperated tacitly and won almost as many titles as "Best Debater". Finally, we won the Mayor's Cup.

At the celebration party, I was so excited that I drank too much and accidentally told the truth of that day: "... hey hey, in fact, I punctured your life buoy with a pin that day ..."

When the enemy heard this, Leng Mei stood up and grabbed my ear, gnashing his teeth, saying, "Say what you just said again ... You are tired of living, hmm ..."

My wine suddenly woke up in the middle, and I smiled bitterly: I obviously asked for it!

It seems that the war has started again. ...

Beautiful enemy