A student asked the teacher, "Teacher, why is the straight line between two points the shortest?"

The teacher explained for a long time, but the students still didn't understand.

Finally, the teacher said helplessly, "If you throw a bone, do you think the dog will go around to pick it up or run straight over?"

"Of course, I ran directly." The student said.

"The dog knows you don't know …" said the teacher.

(2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." . "

The next day, the man called again and wanted to speak to Kazutaro. This time, the operator was a little annoyed and said, "I always told you that he died last week." Why are you calling? "The man said," because that's what I like to hear.

(3)

Four surgeons sit together and talk about who they like to operate on.

The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order. "

The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in numerical order. "

The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you open their bodies, everything is color coded. "

The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." "The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubts. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said, because they have no heart and spine, and their heads can be exchanged.

(4)

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?" "Of course it's poured out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! NO 1, the Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. "

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?" "Of course it's poured out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! NO 1, the Japanese shook his head and said, in Japan, we send the leftover lemon peel to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sell it to you in China. "

When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile, "What should I do with the remaining gum?" "Of course it's poured out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! NO 1, the Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to factories, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China. "

The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" "Of course I threw it away." Japanese humanity.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and sold to you. "

(5)

There is a taxi on the way to Chicago airport, with a Japanese tourist on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast? 1

After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! Too fast. 1

Another taxi passed by. "ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast. The taxi driver is 100% American. They are annoyed to see that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their American cars, coupled with the arrogant language of the Japanese.

When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure. 1

The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." ""so close to 1500 dollars? 1 "meters! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure.

(6)

There is an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. In the middle of the plane, it suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that in order to reduce the weight, one person had to jump off the plane.

So the American showed his personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and other countries! Then I jumped!

The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too

The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane.

The Japanese quickly came over and held China's hand tightly: Good brother, I won't forget you! China people shouted: Long live People's Republic of China (PRC)! Then I kicked the Japanese!

(7)

Americans, Japanese and China crashed when they flew over the virgin forest. Fortunately, no one died. Unfortunately, they were all captured by primitive tribes. The primitive tribe wouldn't let them go until each of them was beaten 100, but they were allowed to make a request before being beaten.

American: Put 10 cushion on my * * *. As a result, the first 50 strokes were all right, and the last 50 strokes ~ the mat smoked and * * * was raw ~ the Americans grabbed * * * and limped away, shouting: Our nation's innovation ability is one!

Japanese: Give me 50 cushions. Safe and sound. The Japanese proudly said: Our nation's imitation ability is unparalleled!

China people said calmly and slowly, Give me that little Japanese mat. .....

Find an educational joke. I hope you like it. Friend, the length of the joke can be controlled by yourself. Don't recite. Add your own things. Five minutes is actually very short. I hope you can refine it yourself. I wish you success. A person feels very tired, unhappy and can't live any longer. Finally, one day, he chose to end himself. . . So he came to a 20-story building to jump off the building, and he got up the courage to jump. The floor is very high. Arriving at 16 floor, I accidentally took a look at the one on 16 floor. It's a well-off family, and three people live well and are very happy. This made him feel unfortunate. Continue to decline. . . Arriving at the 12 floor, he took a casual look. There is a young couple living on this floor. They are very loving and happy. They are perfect and typical fairy couples, but they seem to be doing bad things. . . Hehe, when he continued to fall to the eighth floor, he was curious to see what kind of people lived on this floor (his heart was not as wide as usual ~), and all the people lived on this floor were single men in their forties. His home is dirty and messy, but he doesn't clean it often. This person should have a bad life, and he is a little at a loss at this moment. . . On the fourth floor, he saw what kind of people would live on this floor. That's a couple's home. It seems that the house is very shabby, and neither of them has a job, so it is almost impossible to boil the pot. It seems that they are still arguing and want a divorce. . Seeing this, he felt that they had a worse life than me. Life is so good and bad. He didn't want to die, but it was too late to regret it. . . He died reluctantly, and his death shocked many people. Everyone in the building came out to watch. The couple on the fourth floor are among them. When they saw him jump off the building, they thought we were not the worst. He is worse than us. He can't continue to kill himself. . . We are still relatively happy. This story tells us that everything has two sides. If you look at it from another angle, you will get different results. Everything is only between thoughts, so be optimistic about everything, and don't wait for regret to know that you are wrong. At that time, it was too late to be redeemed. . . . hahaha.

Is an educational joke too much?

I just bought an Otto's Xiao Wang and tried it on the quiet Third Ring Road in the middle of the night. He drove happily. A big Ben overtook him from behind. When he wanted to overtake, he drove the big Ben guy away, leaned out and shouted at Xiao Wang, "Dude, have you ever driven Big Ben?" Then I drove away, and Xiao Wang didn't come back long before he ran away. What's so ugly about it? Bah. After a while, Xiao Wang forgot about it and drove around happily. When Big Ben came from behind again, he was very happy, as if he were taking a car. When overtaking, the guy who opened Big Ben shouted at Xiao Wang again: "Dude, you opened Big Ben!" " "This angered Xiao Wang. He wanted to catch up, but he couldn't. Dry gas can't help it. It didn't go far, little Wang Le. The bus crashed into the guardrail.

Haha, Xiao Wang also stopped the car. He wants to see the bear look of that arrogant guy. He came to the car and saw that the guy was fine and not seriously injured. Seeing him coming, he opened his mouth and said, "Dude, are you running away?"

Xiao Wang was almost out of breath, but this guy said below that Xiao Wang was really out of breath. He said, "Dude, have you ever driven a big run?" Where are the brakes? "

Send you a short story with educational jokes! I just watched it a few days ago, and I feel inspirational!

When Bell, an American scientist, announced that he had invented the first telephone, he was sued by Rice, another American scientist, claiming that the invention right of the telephone belonged to him.

The court accepted the prosecution and conducted an investigation. Before Bell, Rice had indeed developed a sound transmission device using electric current, which could transmit sound to 1000 meters away. But it is a one-way transmission device, which can't make both parties talk. Therefore, the court and other scientists decided that this device could not be called a telephone.

Bell also admitted that he used Lacey's research results, but he solved the problem of short and changeable voice. He tightened a screw on Lacey's device by half a turn, only 5 meters, so that the devices could talk to each other.

The court had better rule that Les lost the case, and the right to invent the telephone belongs to Bell.

Perhaps we have made efforts in many things, and many can succeed with a little effort, and success is often only one step away from us!

Eat puffer fish

One day, several people got together, and one of them said, "Someone sent puffer fish, who will try it first?" As the saying goes, "I want to eat puffer fish and I am afraid of death." No one volunteered, so someone suggested, "There is a beggar on the bridge. We might as well let him try first. "

They said yes. After cooking a pot of puffer fish soup, they gave the beggar a bowl and said, "This is puffer fish soup. Give you a bowl. "

The beggar thanked him and reached for it.

Everyone waited patiently for a while, then quietly went back to have a look, and found that the beggar was still safe and sound, and then came back to have a hearty meal with confidence. After eating, these people proudly walked to the bridge and asked the beggar, "Is the puffer fish delicious?"

The beggar asked, "Have you eaten?"

They said, "Yes, it's delicious."

The beggar said, "In that case, I'm welcome."

After that, he picked up the bowl of puffer fish soup beside him and wolfed it down.

These self-righteous people looked at each other and couldn't say a word.

The cause of pain

A asked B to say; "Why the long face?" B said, "My friend was run over by a train." A said, "No wonder. You must be in pain. " B said, "Of course I am in pain. He is wearing my suit. "

Accept and pay

After their death, Party A and Party B went to the underworld. After checking the book of merits and demerits, the prince said, "You didn't have any great evil in your previous life, so you are allowed to reincarnate. But now there are only two kinds of people to choose from: one must live a life of giving and giving, and the other must live a life of taking and receiving. "

Then ask them to choose carefully.

A secret thought, asking for and accepting is to sit back and relax and enjoy success. It is too comfortable, so he preemptively said, "I want to live a life of asking for and accepting."

B means willing to live a life of giving and giving.

After listening to his wishes, the prince now judges the future of the two men in the afterlife: "A will be a beggar in his next life, begging from others and accepting alms from others. Second, be a rich man, do charity and help others in the afterlife. "

A father and son

On weekends, A B and his son walked slowly in the alley. Suddenly, a child fell to the ground not far away and began to cry.

"Dad, why don't you pick up that little sister?"

A B glared at his son: "If others saw it, don't you doubt that we knocked it down?" After that, I picked up my son and quickly bypassed the "danger zone".

When he got home, Xiao B saw the cat knock over the oil bottle, and the oil gurgled straight out and ran away quickly. B was so angry that he slapped his son in the face. "Why don't you get up?"

"I, uh ... I'm afraid you suspect it's * * *!"

hypocritical

An old man found a magic lamp, rubbed it gently with his hand, and the lamp god came out and said, "I can grant you a wish." The old man thought for a moment: "I had a fight with my brother 30 years ago and haven't spoken to me since." He's going to die now. I hope he can forgive me and make up with me. " The genie acted immediately, and the old man's wish came true. The genie asked the old man, "If others have such an opportunity, they will definitely seek fame and gain, and you just want to get your brother's forgiveness. Is it because you are old and dying, and your handwriting is not bad? " The old man said hesitantly, "No, it's because ... if his rich family wealth is given to others after his death ..."

Ask for an interesting and instructive joke. Four Tang Priests were traveling by plane. The plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped down.

Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. They crashed on the way and there were still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK. Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the reform and opening-up war?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

... Bajie had to jump again.

The third time, the four of them traveled by plane again and had an accident on the way.

Then Pig said, Master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself.

Then jump.

Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time (don't make a move).

An instructive ancient and modern joke teacher: "Prove that you are scum in one sentence." Xiao Ming: "Look at my grades and you will know how many people are taking the exam …" "

Humorous jokes with educational significance! Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.