The new young vice captain of the traffic police team

Owner's father (preferably with Shandong or Northeast accent)

Brother of the owner of the accident (preferably with your local accent)

Girlfriend of the owner of the accident (Mandarin or Southern accent)

(After that, only one person can be used for cross talk, and the three characters try to use three dialects, which is definitely better than using three people. )

The story is about an early morning car accident. The owner of the accident has been detained and brought back to understand the situation. The injured have been taken to the hospital. The lieutenant went to the scene to prepare the report and returned to the office. After that, the anti-string characters appeared in turn. Of course, the purpose of their trip is to minimize the consequences.

Dad can make a burden on making friends first, such as:

Laodiedaokou Shandong dialect

Dad: Captain, are you local?

Captain: Yes, I'm a local.

Dad: Look, look, this is unfortunate. I'm a local too.

Captain: Ah. . Your accent is also local?

Dad: Of course, I speak standard Mandarin.

2。

Dad: Captain, your last name is Li, right?

Captain: My last name is not Li.

Dad: So your surname is Zhang?

Captain: My surname is not Zhang either.

Dad: Oh, then you must be surnamed Wang.

3。

Dad: Where does the captain live?

Captain: (You can say your local place name at this time)

Dad: Look, look, this is unfortunate. I also live in XXX. Which building does the captain live in?

Captain: I live in XXXX.

Dad: Look, look, this is unfortunate. I also live in XXX, and the captain lives in that unit.

Captain: I live in unit XX.

Dad: Look, look, this is unfortunate. I also live in unit XX. What floor do you live on, captain?

Captain: I live in XX building.

Dad: Look, look, this is unfortunate. I also live in XX building. What number do you live in, captain?

Captain: I live in X.

Dad, Captain: Look, look, this is unfortunate.

Captain: Don't be so clever. If we were so smart, we would live in the same bed.

Next, dad tried to buy off the captain with money, but of course he failed.

Next, the two brothers went on stage (trying to feel like a local ruffian) (in the local dialect)

After entering the door, I talked to the captain's brother and wanted to buy off the captain with money. In the end, I failed. The burden depends on the tone and expression, and the actor tries to solve it himself.

Finally, the owner's girlfriend appeared (this role is also the most brilliant one)

It is suggested that cross-dressers wear skirts and hair bands.

The burden lies in the actor's exaggerated performance. Even if you don't use language, your exaggerated expressions and costumes are enough to make the audience laugh.

The sketch mainly depends on the actor's second creation and improvisation on the stage, and the lines are secondary.

Of course, the most important thing is that the captain should lose no time to talk about the rules and regulations of traffic safety and some common sense of traffic safety, so as to highlight the theme of the sketch smoothly.

Finally, I hope your performance will be a complete success.