(1) Don't try to argue with Xiong Haizi's parents. Some are born smart, some are born stupid, but they are really not born illiterate. If Xiong Haizi had a degree, he would have given birth long ago. It is their parents who spoil them into disgusting faces.
(2) In the eyes of some Xiong Haizi, the value of souvenirs made by you and your friends is no different from that of a water gun with a price of 5 yuan outside. Their function is only to attract their attention.
They are crying for your baby, and their mood is similar to wanting an ice cream in the street.
(3) If it is not a special case, please don't start work as the topic. Although Da Xiong Haizi is Japanese, he will lose the support of public opinion. There will be ways to teach you to play dirty, and you can also torture Xiong Haizi.
In the face of parents who are obviously their own biological parents but prefer Xiong Haizi, you should remember the following three points:
(1) If you buy something expensive and hide the actual price because you are afraid of parents complaining, claiming that you just bought a bargain in the market, then the possibility of parents favoring Xiong Haizi will be quite high, because parents feel that this little money is far less important than face.
Including your souvenirs, it's the same if you don't tell your parents.
② Parents' preference for Xiong Haizi is not directly related to whether your family and Xiong Haizi's family are three generations of direct blood relatives. It's sweet to think that parents won't be partial to Xiong Haizi, and neighbors/distant relatives/friends don't visit once every few years.
No matter how much your parents love Xiong Haizi, they love you more. (Probably ...)
Xiong Haizi lethality ranking
My personal analysis shows that Xiong Haizi's lethality is arranged from big to small:
The first echelon: Xiong Haizi, 3-5 years old, Xiong Haizi in grade one to grade three.
Xiong Haizi, the first echelon, is in a nasty grade. They are full of curiosity about everything and have a sense of comparison and possessiveness. At the same time, they can do whatever they want with their ignorance.
Tricks: Ask for toys, rummage through rooms, fiddle with electronic products and steal things.
The second echelon: Xiong Haizi, 1-3 years old, Xiong Haizi, fourth to sixth grade.
Xiong Haizi of the second echelon, 1-3 years old, is too small, weak and unable to do things that are too JP.
But it's easy to tear up colleagues. Xiong Haizi, in the fourth to sixth grade, is at the age of "Haha, I know everything", has a strong desire for expression, and will prove that he is not ignorant at all costs.
Killing Skills: 1-3-year-old Xiong Haizi-tearing books, screaming, running around and asking for toys.
Xiong Haizi in primary school-fiddling with electronic products, tinkering with knickknacks and turning over bookshelves.
The third echelon: Baobao, junior high school and senior high school Xiong Haizi.
Xiong Haizi of the third echelon is not strong in fighting capacity. Babies will not give you any substantive attacks except crying. Xiong Haizi from junior high school and senior high school, believe me, would rather not come to your home than stay at home and surf the Internet when his parents are visiting relatives and friends.
Moreover, Xiong Haizi in junior high school and high school has passed the age of favoritism and is no longer qualified to be a bear.
If you are on the scene when the bear appears, please remember the following methods:
The formula of "accompany":
No matter how much you hate Xiong Haizi, if you are at home when they come, you must play with them!
Write and play, read and watch. When Xiong Haizi is in the same room with you, never take your eyes off him! Watch him in the name of playing together!
Distract Xiong Haizi with candy and snacks before his evil tentacles reach your treasure!
"One by one" formula:
It is best used with postscript.
The so-called expulsion is to drive Xiong Haizi out of your room. Simple and rude expulsion is not enough. Use "I'll take you to the park to sit on the swing" and "How about going out to buy ice cream?" The way.
Take Xiong Haizi to the small garden at home, buy him something to eat and let him run freely in the vast nature.
The formula of "wrapped":
Xiong Haizi rarely comes to the door alone and must be led by his parents.
Remember the psychological shadow of reciting Tang poems and singing children's songs under the gaze of a group of relatives when I was a child? Now is the chance for revenge!
It must cooperate with a kind smile and friendly eyes, and let Xiong Haizi stand in the middle of the living room and keep saying:
"What did kindergarten teachers teach you? Will you perform for us? "
"How much is the final exam? Can you sing English songs? Sing us a song! "
"Great, one more!"
In short, don't let Xiong Haizi be idle. Make sure he performs. Even if he comes to your room to ask for something, you should smile gently and say, "Why don't you sing a song for me first?"
Then let Xiong Haizi endlessly cycle the theme song of Pleasant Goat, so that even if Xiong Haizi starts to cry, everyone will turn to you and persuade Xiong Haizi to perform for you. In the long run, Xiong Haizi will definitely be more willing to stay with his parents than to bother you.
"Threat" tactics:
Every Xiong Haizi has animal instinct. When you are alone with him or occasionally look at him, you should show the ferocious face of "Little Pot Friend, I'll stew you into soup today". Making terrible faces is the most effective way, but it must be noted that faces are invisible to adults.
Personal advice: staring with your eyes wide open and your head down is a very simple and effective expression, which is not only terrible, but also can be instantly transformed into a smile.
Of course it is more suitable for young Xiong Haizi. Xiong Haizi, who has been able to express himself in primary school, can use another threat.
If he wants to play with your computer and watch your cartoons, you give him a problem to do, and he can only play if he does it right. The number of questions must be large and the number of questions must be difficult. You can even give him math and physics questions in the college entrance examination and tell him to give him something if he gets it right.
The formula of the word "disease":
Really no, there is a last resort, that is, pretending to be sick, lying on the bed in your room pretending to be sick.
Attention! It's no use just saying that you are ill. In order to keep Xiong Haizi away from you completely, you must cough loudly and in a way that can cough up a lot of droplets, so that even if Xiong Haizi wants to enter your room, their fucking parents will not agree.
In short, please remember, don't stay away because you hate Xiong Haizi. The more you do, the higher the possibility of being hurt, because in Xiong Haizi's eyes, your leaving means giving in. They will only get worse.
At the same time, we must not show reluctance to things, because in the eyes of Xiong Haizi's parents, it is stingy, and in the eyes of parents, it is to lose face.
You must use circuitous tactics to make Xiong Haizi that you like. Everything you do is for his own good, and you are willing to give Xiong Haizi toys, but he doesn't want them until he finishes the problem, and so on.
If you are not there when the bear appears, please remember the following methods:
"Chaos" formula:
If your parents are very face-saving, they will definitely not let their relatives see their children's room as a pigsty. My room can't hold it, so there is no Xiong Haizi in these years.
Before my relatives come, my mother will lock my door quickly, so that no one can see the dirty side of the room and my things will be safe.
The word "hidden":
Temporarily take the baby off the shelf and hide it in the closet, closet or even cupboard. Their grievances are nothing compared with the bad luck if they fall into Xiong Haizi's hands.
In short, make sure Xiong Haizi doesn't come in, or he will find nothing if he comes in. Asking your parents to keep things for you is one of the ways, but the effect is not obvious.
Because when faced with a crying Xiong Haizi and his mother's parents, your parents often choose to betray their teammates. Of course, you are a teammate.
The "bear" suddenly appeared, you were not at the scene, and you were unprepared, causing losses. Please remember the following methods:
"Chase" formula:
If Xiong Haizi's house is not far away, and it is really important, you must go to Xiong Haizi's house to get it back.
In order to show that you can become a man, you can buy Xiong Haizi a 5-yuan water gun, and sincerely tell Xiong Haizi's parents that this thing is so important and valuable (say as much as possible) that you must get it back.
Usually, if there are snacks at home, they will give them back to you, and according to the freshness of children's toys, your things should not be damaged at this time.
The formula of "compensation":
Xiong Haizi can get ahead, but you can't? Say the price is higher, let Xiong Haizi's parents pay, or let your parents pay (yes, in your mind, parents are Xiong Haizi's accomplices at the moment).
The key word is "this is not mine! I borrowed it from others! People ask me what I want! " Even if this thing has been in your house for ten years, you can still say so.
"Explosive" formula:
Take a photo of your room and send the name of Xiong Haizi (if there is a photo) to Weibo, "Almighty Weibo! My family has been tossed like this! Lose tens of thousands! Just because it's a child!