"yes! Right! " The students are playing brain teasers there again. Qiu said a question: "Xiao Ming is always slow in doing things. Why should the leader praise him?" Say that finish, qiu made a questioning expression. The students began to think, and I thought: Xiaoming should be a mason. I was about to speak when suddenly Zhong Zhengnan said, "Because Xiao Ming is a mason!" " ""yes! " Qiu said to him again. At this time, Zhong Zhengnan smiled from ear to ear. The students had a good time in the laughter.
"What, I lost?" Zhou Hongle said loudly. After that, his face was tense and he looked unhappy. It turns out that Zhou Hongle and Zhang Yu are playing the Colosseum. See Zhang Yu have answers, loudly say: "I will walk like an elephant." I'm going to the dog. "I go' Wolf'." "I want this lion." "I walk like an elephant." "I go' Tiger'." "Ha ha, Zhou Hongle, you lost again!" Zhang Yu shouted. The students standing on the sidelines clap their hands and exclaim that Zhang Yu walked well! Hearing the admiration of his classmates, he burst out laughing. Zhou Hongle heard the laughter of other students and soon returned to a happy smile on his face.
"It's thundering, it's raining, collect clothes!" Zhang Tianyu is using the lines of Tang Xuanzang in A Chinese Odyssey again. Suddenly he came up to me. I don't know what he is going to do, but he said to me, "What's your father's name?" As soon as the voice fell, the whole class burst into laughter I'm so angry and happy that it's hard to keep from laughing. I still laughed with my classmates.
Zhang Tianyu heard his classmates laughing. He put his hand on the back of his head and looked unhappy. He doesn't know what his classmates are laughing at. I said to him, "My name is Zhong, and my father is Zhong of course. Is my father surnamed Zhang or Li? " Zhang Tianyu grinned.
Look, how lively and naughty they are. Do a lot of interesting things to make students happy!
No. 1
It was an English class. ...
A few days ago, a beautiful English teacher dragged her curly blonde hair into the classroom.
"Teacher, do you have a cram school? Other classes have been done, why don't you do it? "
"It's too difficult. It costs thousands of dollars to run for more than a few months-I don't feel it, and I dare not accept your money. " The teacher smiled and the corners of his mouth rose. Oh, beauty!
"Then you can do it for free. You can't bear to say it. " A boy said loudly.
"This is not a question of giving up. The point is that if I do it for free, then you want me to teach for a whole year. What should I do? In that case, you boarders will all come here on Sunday. How tired it is. "
"……"
"……"
Gee, it's all nonsense without nutrition.
second kind ...
"Tell you a good news, I was" forced "by your teacher in charge. Every time I go to the office, he always says to me,' Do you want to make a tutorial? Do it. You see, if this student improves his English, he will definitely be able to go to No.1 Middle School. If this student's English improves, then he will definitely go to ... Oh, I cant help your head teacher, well, just do it. "
"Teacher, this is the best. Where is the address? "
"It's on the fifth floor of my house."
"Ah, the fifth floor! Climbing mountains is exhausting! Hey, teacher, is there an elevator? "
"The elevator is gone. You didn't accept the opportunity I gave you to exercise? "
"That teacher, where do you live?"
"At the intersection of primary schools, isn't there a semicircular house over there? The first floor is a tile shop, as well as clothing stores and snack bars. "
"Teacher, I still don't understand."
"If you don't understand, then you can ask the other person."
"Teacher, you drive a BMW to pick us up." Fat governor CGM said.
"How can I carry you so many people?"
"Otherwise, you drive a tractor." "Otherwise, a scooter will do." "……"
"Then I still carry pigs?"
"Ha ha."
……
Stop. That's the highlight.
No.2
It was a Chinese class. ...
Because of the trouble caused by a few naughty boys, the teacher talks eloquently, curses at random, and digs east and west. ...
"..." "Don't think you can bully me by seeing me black! You perverted students, oh, the last time I changed my composition, so-and-so said to me,' Teacher, look at my composition. Still so strong after being lovelorn. Why don't you give me high marks?' Oh, you thought you were lovelorn, so I followed suit, pervert! "
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The second Chinese class ...
Heimei (the teacher told us her nickname herself, but I couldn't help it) cited the example of her dutiful son "Li Kui jy's back mother" and only listened to the following CHT mode; "My mother can't learn, I can." The boy said with a little unconvinced tone.
No. Three
This is a political lesson. ...
The Chinese teacher (black sister) left the lesson plan on the podium table and remembered it in class. The teacher stood at the door facing "Sun Yat-sen" (the head teacher of our class): "Hey, bring my book." I saw Sun Yat-sen handing in a lesson plan. Suddenly, the Chinese teacher seems to have lost her hand and the book fell to the ground. At this time, the ass said, "Teacher, don't be so nervous. Don't be embarrassed. "
No. Four
Chinese class again, or evening self-study ...
The Chinese teacher told us some idioms and allusions. In fact, the Chinese class in grade three is quite rich, because considering the content of the senior high school entrance examination, there are still many extracurricular classes, so it is enough to bring a pair of ears, listen to idioms and allusions, listen to excellent compositions and listen to two-part allegorical sayings in Chinese class ... So, we still prefer this kind of Chinese class.
This time, the Chinese teacher told us more than N idioms and allusions, among which Han Xin ordered more soldiers-the more the better, and we finally learned them. Teacher: "well, it's no use not listening." That's all I'm saying. Don't listen! " "As he spoke, he went to the podium to collect his book. A boy at the bottom said, "Teacher, the more the better!" "The teacher squinted and the boy said," This is called applying what you have learned. "
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Pay attention to the fifth point ... (Actually, I haven't told many jokes in class. I don't remember it anymore. Alas, can't share. )
-By 20061October 1 1 day
continue ...
One month before the entrance examination, we ran from Class Two to Class One. It was the night after the quality inspection. The top 20 students in the class are very excited with piles of books. Oh, they finally changed shifts! Maybe this is a new thing for us. Heimei (the Chinese teacher, that is, the head teacher of Class One) stood in our class during the first class of self-study in the evening and shouted, "Those who want to go to Class One should leave quickly! I won't let you in later! " Smile as if she were excited, too. In fact, of course she's excited. All the good students in the class have gone to Class One. Of course, she left some strength to control those "ruffians" and it would be nice to be less angry. No. 1 (Note: I said our class is Class One)
Ten days before the senior high school entrance examination, a male student was transferred from No.7 Middle School in our class. That time, it was the first time we met, and he was still cool. When our head teacher introduced us, he stood at the door tall and shy, and the girls in our class "wow". What I didn't expect was that he sat next to me. After class, the girls all ran to my position desperately. CW said to her deskmate, "Oh, that's very kind of you. He is sitting next to you. " The deskmate CXH said to CW, "I'm fine, QY is more advanced than him!" " "At this moment, the girls all smiled strangely:" Hungry ~ ~. " They nodded as if they realized something.
One evening self-study, CW handed out papers, and she suddenly came to me and said, "I finally had a chance to pass by him." Said, and made a face to us. We realized something and shouted, "Oh! ~ "When the teacher looked over, we quickly bowed our heads and grinned.
No.2
Before the evening self-study, our class was very quiet, and few students had come yet. At that time, my bird arrived early, and CW ran to my seat with a math exercise. A boy next to him, YSB, is cleaning the table seriously, and CW wants to play tricks again. She said to YSB, "Biao, look me in the eye." When she said this, the boy blushed. He smiled, but there was nothing to see. CW said loudly, "Biao, can you see it? Look. " The boy had to look at it, but it didn't last that long. CW then said hesitantly, "Actually, actually ... actually, I want to say three words to you. I ... love ... love ... sleep! " The boy quickly turned his head to the other side, but CW fell asleep at his desk. Zzzz ~ ~ ``` Haha, we girls are laughing to death.
No. Three
That night, the power went out. ...
Lighting candles in class is like celebrating a classmate's birthday. The class is in chaos. The students are walking around, even the other classes downstairs have come to our class. Do you know what they are doing? They sat in their seats in pairs and chatted. There is finally no class tonight, but it is still raining heavily and thundering outside ... Look at this side, I get down, and other girls are singing and telling jokes ... Is this the third day?
No. Four
Maybe I'll go to high school. I don't think high school is that easy. I bought it. Please, my parents have done so much for me. I will work hard, repay them in the future, try to get into my own university and find a job.
To be continued ... (Maybe, this is very difficult, and there is nothing to write in high school, dizzy)
Alas! Generally speaking, our class has a unique personality.
I don't know why, maybe it's because our class used to be a bilingual class, which was rendered by western open education, but it was also a key class and had to be obeyed. The students were hit by this "cold" and "warm" climate, thus forming the "crazy climate" of our class now-when it is noisy, it seems to be asleep, when it is quiet.
Let's go to class first! Teachers often say that "the bell in class is an order, and you should return to the classroom as soon as you hear it", but in our class, few students take the bell as an order, but they all take the teacher's arrival as an order. It's no use ringing the bell several times if the teacher doesn't arrive. The class began, but some activists couldn't keep their mouths shut. The teacher said that he also said that when the teacher stopped, he stopped, but in the end he couldn't escape the teacher's "ears" and had to be called up to answer questions. If you are lucky, you can avoid a "death". I remember once, Xiao was unfortunately "arrested" for speaking in class, but he answered the teacher's question correctly. The teacher asked him to sit down, but he was dissatisfied, saying that he was just invigorating the classroom atmosphere and helping everyone get rid of drowsiness. "It's bad luck not to say it." The teacher immediately ordered: "Run around the playground 10, drive away the drowsiness first, and then write an article" Drive away the bugs "." After running, Xiao returned to the classroom and muttered, "My sleepyheads have all been driven away, and my classmates' sleepyheads have not been driven away. Why not let them escape? "The teacher flew into a rage and asked him to run another 30 laps. Little boy vomited blood and died (fake).
Ten minutes before class, asking questions is a major feature of our class. Some intellectuals rushed to the podium to surround the teachers and discuss problems with them. Many teachers say it's good, but English teachers don't appreciate it. They insist that we ask questions because we don't listen carefully in class, and don't ask so many questions in English, just know the sentence patterns. Not all students are so eager to learn. Some students rushed to the playground to play ball as soon as class was over. Their understanding is that the bell is the command. This is just a normal and abnormal time. Class is quieter than class. That's because the teacher scolded the students for their poor discipline, which made them afraid to leave their seats after class.
Self-study class is a unique scenery in our class. In every self-study class, the lessons of this class are almost connected with the lessons of the previous class. When teachers on duty or school leaders pass by our teachers, they will severely criticize us, saying that ordinary classes are not as noisy as ours, and students are quite proud, saying that this is "the discipline of ordinary classes and the achievements of key classes." Well, I really can't help them. There is another point that makes the teacher have a headache. There was a night study, and the political teacher was on duty. At first, the students were quiet, but they seemed to be asleep. As soon as the political teacher came into the classroom, they became active at once. This phenomenon is that students are afraid to speak without a teacher because they are afraid of the teacher's "sneak attack". When the teacher came, they spoke with confidence. Sometimes, the classroom is very busy and suddenly there is no sound. Everyone will look at the window to see if the teacher has come. If they find that the teacher is not here, they will make a "click …" sound and continue to talk. If the teacher comes, they will immediately blush and bury their heads and pretend to read, but they will still be scolded by the teacher.
Students, the senior high school entrance examination and the senior high school entrance examination are getting closer and closer to us. Why are you still so disobedient? The English teacher said, "I have been teaching for so many years, and I have never seen any class so noisy when the exam is near!" " Maybe the teacher will say this to every student, but if we want to listen to the teacher.
Alas, our class!
Just a classmate and teenager, in the prime of life. Yes, you see, in our class, groups of "activists", "leading cadres" and "veterans" appeared on Friday, almost comparable to the previous "criticism meeting". Let me tell you something interesting about our class! Today is Friday, there is only one class, and school ends at half past three. Look at the excitement of those "chaotic elements", which can almost shatter the earth. At the beginning of Chinese class, I picked up the book and read it carefully. "Haw, haw, Mulan is weaving at home ..." "Comrade McDull" seems to particularly like this opening, repeating it over and over again. "ah! Why not innovate today? There is no creativity at all. " This sentence can ignite the passion of Comrade McDull. "Haw haw, Mulan eats melon seeds. I didn't smell the shell vomiting, I only smelled vomiting. " Said with a pose, "why pinch? -melon seeds are poisonous! " "Let me smell your melon seeds and find that they are full of mice ..." The band improvised and the singing atmosphere reached its climax. "ah! That's more like it? Hey-why are these children so excited today? " I didn't hear Mulan's sigh this time, but I heard the teacher's sigh. Physical education class, after two laps ... Music class! Our world! Rush-"when! Brake! " The head teacher takes the lead and is the first to break through the defensive line and shoot! "Classmates, the monthly exam is coming next week, so we should hurry up. I will take a moment to comment on your ten questions. Any objections? " Everyone knows what will happen if you object, so no one dares to speak. The teacher began to talk about the Tao Te Ching, but she couldn't listen any longer. Finally finished, but fortunately it didn't take long. I was about to rush to the music room when I was stopped. "It's too late, in the classroom. So-and-so, you go to the music teacher and ask her to come down to class. " "Ah ..." Interest is gone. So-and-so ran back like lightning and reported that "the music teacher is not here." "Ah ah ah!" Our hopes are being swallowed up little by little. "Well, what about the intern teacher?" Our hopes were rekindled. "Yes, let's go to the intern teacher." Unexpectedly, the intern teacher is not here either. We must do our math homework. At the end of the class, the division operation of algebraic expressions just put into my head was driven away by the music teacher's sudden braking. "Rare guests, rare guests." Xie took the lead in applauding. The music teacher arched his hands. "Ashamed! Shame! There are some things in our university, so we are here now. " Just finished this sentence, class is over. Teacher, this doesn't mean that you are here now ... After class, two blackboards are hung with red scarves, and "Lost and Found" is written on the blackboard ... In history class, when the teacher introduced Jingdezhen porcelain, she talked about the official kiln of the Northern Song Dynasty unearthed in Chengdu, Sichuan. She told us that the magnetic peak of the kiln in Pengzhou surprised us. Suddenly there was a loud noise and the whole class laughed. I started surfing the Internet as soon as I had my computer class ... This Friday is really strange, but I think it is very interesting. Happy, happy, another week has passed!
Just a classmate and teenager, in the prime of life. Yes, you see, in our class, groups of "activists", "leading cadres" and "veterans" appeared on Friday, almost comparable to the previous "criticism meeting". Let me tell you something interesting about our class! Today is Friday, there is only one class, and school ends at half past three. Look at the excitement of those "chaotic elements", which can almost shatter the earth. At the beginning of Chinese class, I picked up the book and read it carefully. "Haw, haw, Mulan is weaving at home ..." "Comrade McDull" seems to particularly like this opening, repeating it over and over again. "ah! Why not innovate today? There is no creativity at all. " This sentence can ignite the passion of Comrade McDull. "Haw haw, Mulan eats melon seeds. I didn't smell the shell vomiting, I only smelled vomiting. " Said with a pose, "why pinch? -melon seeds are poisonous! " "Let me smell your melon seeds and find that they are full of mice ..." The band improvised and the singing atmosphere reached its climax. "ah! That's more like it? Hey-why are these children so excited today? " I didn't hear Mulan's sigh this time, but I heard the teacher's sigh. Physical education class, after two laps ... Music class! Our world! Rush-"when! Brake! " The head teacher takes the lead and is the first to break through the defensive line and shoot! "Classmates, the monthly exam is coming next week, so we should hurry up. I will take a moment to comment on your ten questions. Any objections? " Everyone knows what will happen if you object, so no one dares to speak. The teacher began to talk about the Tao Te Ching, but she couldn't listen any longer. Finally finished, but fortunately it didn't take long. I was about to rush to the music room when I was stopped. "It's too late, in the classroom. So-and-so, you go to the music teacher and ask her to come down to class. " "Ah ..." Interest is gone. So-and-so ran back like lightning and reported that "the music teacher is not here." "Ah ah ah!" Our hopes are being swallowed up little by little. "Well, what about the intern teacher?" Our hopes were rekindled. "Yes, let's go to the intern teacher." Unexpectedly, the intern teacher is not here either. We must do our math homework. At the end of the class, the division operation of algebraic expressions just put into my head was driven away by the music teacher's sudden braking. "Rare guests, rare guests." Xie took the lead in applauding. The music teacher arched his hands. "Ashamed! Shame! There are some things in our university, so we are here now. " Just finished this sentence, class is over. Teacher, this doesn't mean that you are here now ... After class, two blackboards are hung with red scarves, and "Lost and Found" is written on the blackboard ... In history class, when the teacher introduced Jingdezhen porcelain, she talked about the official kiln of the Northern Song Dynasty unearthed in Chengdu, Sichuan. She told us that the magnetic peak of the kiln in Pengzhou surprised us. Suddenly there was a loud noise and the whole class laughed. I started surfing the Internet as soon as I had my computer class ... This Friday is really strange, but I think it is very interesting. Happy, happy, another week has passed!
There is everything in the class, sour and bitter, sweet and spicy, and there are good scenes every day?
Look, today is no exception. The hero is Sheng Wang who is naughty after class. Ding, the annoying class bell rang like a reminder, and the students walked into the classroom helplessly, still reminiscing about the happy time of ten minutes between classes. The students sat in their seats waiting for the teacher. Only Sheng Wang murmured, "One, two, three ... ten." The words sound just fell and a familiar figure appeared outside the door. It's teacher Lu. I really admire his ability to be a prophet. Whenever I count to ten, Teacher Lu always comes to the classroom on time. The title of "Half Immortal" really lives up to its reputation. Teacher Lu walked into the classroom, scanned the whole class, cleared his throat and said, "Today, we learned a bag full of bugs." Everyone bowed their heads and dodged. Finally, Mr. Lu turned his attention to it.
Sheng Wang lost his swagger just now, his forehead oozed with sweat, and he blushed, but he still pretended to be calm, but his hands did not listen to him, so he trembled.
Teacher Lu looked into her eyes with an imperceptible smile on her face: "Sheng Wang, stand up and read the text." Sheng Wang stood up trembling: "In the south of France ... there is a stream criss-crossing ..." With the vibrato of Sheng Wang, the classroom burst into laughter. 1 of "pa", Sheng Wang's face left the "Wuzhishan". Sheng Wang has become an "eggplant face". Before he came to his senses, Teacher Lu threw out a cold sentence: "Reread". Sheng Wang broke out in a cold sweat. I really regretted reading the Book of Changes last night. If I spent half my time reading the text, I wouldn't be like this. Stuttering reading brings a crisp slap in the face. Sheng Wang's legs trembled slightly. With the cynicism of his classmates, he became more nervous: Why did you pick up some stones and burst your trouser pocket? He read "Why did you pick up some stones and burst your crotch?". Sheng Wang's face was twisted as the class turned back and forth. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Teacher Lu was also amused by his antics.
After class, Sheng Wang came alive again. Classmate ZhangChang's trousers, the thread seal is broken. In front of the girls, she blushed like an apple, covered her crotch with her hand and hurried back to her seat. Sheng Wang has long forgotten the pain and studied the painting carefully: "I saw your Tang Yin was black this morning, so I guess you made a big disaster and told you to lose everything, but you didn't listen. Now it's too late to regret it."
Alas, Sheng Wang, you deserve to be the "iron teeth and copper teeth" and "iron warrior" in our class.