Han Han's classic funny quotations
Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people. That's how everyone follows the trend. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the big mouth party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at the people there. 2. The most irrefutable thing I said in my life is that the quilt doesn't need to be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but this is also the first time to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that ghosts can't understand it. 4. If this era can produce all-rounders, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents. The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets. 6. Trends can only wait, not chase. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up. 7. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, boasting is nothing, just like ancient women used to bind their feet, and they were called "big feet" when they met normal feet; People in China are used to "small talk", and when it is normal, it is naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking. 8. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to fail in ideological and moral education than to have no thoughts. 9. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself. 10, don't like being trapped by nature, and often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times and asks me to take three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting. (1 1) There are very few beautiful women on the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. 12) Various buses are parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang. It can be seen that the Chinese government attaches great importance to improving the artistic quality of officials (13). It is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecation. 14) after a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is very subtle. For example, if something is just being eaten and suddenly robbed, it is natural to do everything possible to find a similar taste-this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love". The more you eat, the more smelly it is. Don't eat any more (15). Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance (16). I am also an excellent student in mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese and English, and my music and sports computer score is zero. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student. 17) An adult over the age of 18 still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes, which is really a failure of education. 18) Mathematics is to do, keep doing, keep doing, until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done. (19) At school, I like playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated. (20) If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, love is all about saving face. 2 1) In the process of fighting SARS, some airlines have introduced 60% discount measures for teachers and medical staff, which is very puzzling. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what the teacher has to do with SARS except teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I'm a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane? (22) In this article, there is no standard to judge whether the sentences are fluent or not, and few typos affect reading. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' writing was good enough to become famous writers, or would make many revisions. (23) In a certain year, the school forcibly overcharged 100 yuan when paying tuition fees, on the grounds that parents' loans were used for education construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. Finally, no one knows what the money has built. 1, Chinese, there are two "secrets": first, don't read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.