Scene: There are 10 stools and blackboards in the kindergarten classroom, and a wall stands on the left (with various Olympic pictures posted on it).

The director and a group of children walked onto the stage.

The children were noisy on the field, and the director made three steps and one step.

Director: Ouch! Kids. Kids. Don't worry, go to your seat first, alas! Sit tight! Sit tight! Teacher, continue to tell you stories. (maintain the chaotic order at the scene)

The teacher came in in a panic.

Teacher: Sister Furong! Hey! Sister furong! Something happened! Something happened! This meeting, but a great event happened!

Director: (hurriedly pulls the female teacher) What's the big deal?

Teacher: The street director is coming to inspect our kindergarten.

Director: Oh dear! Mom, do you think our kindergarten is so good that we are still afraid of being investigated? Stop it!

Teacher: I heard you! Two unqualified kindergartens have all been closed down. What if someone comes, takes out a seal and seals us?

Director: I can't help it. Look (pointing at the child to show appreciation) ...

Director: OK! Hello, guys!

Director: And you are? (making strange gestures with the female teacher)

Director: I'm the street director. My last name is Ma Shangfeng.

Teacher: (raising his hands in horror) Huh? (Holding hands, staring blankly) Horse! Horse! Horse! Seal it now! (pointing to the director) He'll seal it soon!

Director: (pointing to the director) Is it sealed as soon as you enter the door?

Director: (surprised) Ma Shangfeng didn't come in!

Director: (the female teacher stands behind the director) You! Do you really want to seal it right away?

Director: Yes! My street director, Ma Shangfeng.

Director: (clap your knees with joy with the female teacher and realize that you have misunderstood) See! Street director Ma Shangfeng! (beckoning children to welcome) Welcome Director Ma Shangfeng!

Teacher: (pushing away the director) You are ill. How can you welcome it and seal it immediately?

Director: Be sure to welcome Ma Shangfeng.

Teacher: I am firmly opposed to immediate closure!

The children saw that the female teacher opposed the immediate closure and pushed the director to the ground together.

Director: (immediately pulls up the director) Sorry! I'm sorry!

Director: Why did you oppose me when I first came here?

Director: She is not against you, she is against immediate closure!

Director: I'm Ma Shangfeng!

Teacher: Look! He said he wanted it shut down immediately!

Director: (persuading the female teacher) Her surname is Ma Shangfeng! (a face of regret) alas! Chief. Chief.

Director: (Korean female teacher) My name is Ma, and I'm a noble person with a good style!

Teacher: Oh, dear! Your name is Ma Shangfeng, not a person's name!

Director: (immediately pushing the female teacher) What are you talking about?

Teacher: No! Don't! I mean! How can you call a person that?

Director: What's the matter with you? I'm sorry! She's looking at you. She was nervous and didn't know what to say.

Director: Relax! What are you nervous about? I heard that the migrant workers in your city have set up their own kindergarten. I'm here to look into this matter. If the inspection fails in the future, I really want to seal it immediately! (The two of them have already panicked. ) You are engaged in preschool education. Have you had a physical examination?

Director: Oh dear! Director! You see, only our physique needs to be checked! What a nice stone! Alas! Before I came here as a teacher, I worked in a building, hey! 30 floors! I went from 1 to the 38th floor, and I didn't even breathe!

Director: What do you do?

Director: Open the elevator!

Director: Then you don't breathe! For the sake of children's health, it is absolutely impossible not to have a physical examination!

Teacher: Yes! Tomorrow! I went to the hospital to see X-rays, VCD and MP3 (interrupted by the director when pointing to these items).

Director: Watch the DVD again! Is that a medical examination?

Director: What's more, let's go to the hospital for autopsy.

Director: Hey! Yes! Huh? Just have a normal physical examination! Ah! The key is your equipment! It's so crude!

Teacher: This equipment is quite crude, but the teaching level is not crude!

Director: Yes! Our hardware is really not hard, but our software is really soft!

Director: Oh! Huh?

Teacher: Alas! No, no. The software is not soft!

Director: What can you two teach your children?

Director: I teach children to recite poems in Mandarin. If you close your eyes and listen, I am the host of the TV program!

Director: Oh! Then I need to hear it!

Female teacher: Please, Director!

Director: Close your eyes and listen!

Teacher: (the director turns to look, and then the female teacher covers her eyes again) You close your eyes.

Director: Children! We recite poems in Mandarin now, (pointing to the Tang poems on the blackboard) Goose! Goose! Goose! (Children read together) Xiang Tiange with a crooked neck!

Director: No, no, no! All right! All right! What is it, Xiang Tiange?

Director: What a crooked neck!

Director: Qu Xiangxiang Tian Ge doesn't even know the word. Are you teaching blindly?

Teacher: Alas! Isn't this the neck?

Director: Ah! Then your palm or paw! It's more like a mainframe. Which host sounds like you?

Director: I think my accent is particularly like Zhou Tao's. (triumphantly)

Director: You can forget it. People in Zhou Tao can't even snore well! (Quickly take out the paper from my wallet and try to make a list)

Teacher: Alas! Alas! Alas! Director! Chief. She teaches Mandarin nonstandard, and I am a thief when I teach math! Hehehe! Hehehe! (grinning, trying to please the director)

Director: Oh! You teach math well!

Director: Yes! She teaches science and I teach liberal arts!

Teacher: Yes!

Director: Oh! You have a fine division of labor.

Director: We are from Tsinghua University.

Director: Don't ruin Tsinghua! (Finger Director) You teach math well, so I'll give you a debut! Listen! Buy cabbage, a catty of cabbage is 36 cents, how much is it to buy three and a half catties of cabbage?

Teacher: Oh, dear! Your question is too simple. A catty of cabbage is 36 cents, and the cabbage is 3.5 Jin. You won't sell 36 people!

Director: Of course!

Kid A: Uncle, I can count!

Director: Ah! You can count? Then tell me!

Child A: 36 points for a catty of cabbage, 3.5 kilograms of cabbage 1.26 points!

Director: Ow! That's right. How about five Jin of cabbage?

Child A: One yuan and eighty cents, six catties of cabbage, two yuan and sixteen cents, seven catties of cabbage for sale … (stopped by the director)

Director: All right! All right! All right! The calculation is so correct and accurate. Who did you learn from?

Child A: My mother sells cabbage!

Director: Very clever. Uncle will ask your mother to buy cabbage in the future

Kid B: Uncle, I'm smarter than him!

Director: Oh! Smarter than him. Where are you smarter?

Child b: I know everything!

Director: Wow! I know everything! Where did you know that?

Child b: I know! X, X, X, X, X, I often go to your house.

Director: Oh! Do you know our Sandaohe community?

Child B: My father and I have delivered milk to your family!

Director: Oh dear! How clever! How clever! If such a clever child is not taught by a sensible person, it will all be delayed.

Director: Who says you don't understand people? I am a smart man! You see, I not only teach them culture classes, but also take charge of their art classes!

Director: Oh! You know art!

Director: Look at what you said! Didn't Mei Lanfang, the master of art, say that! How dare you yell at a pig with three knives and two scissors?

Director: When did Mei Lanfang say this?

Director: Anyway, my singing in the village will become popular! Chief. Come on, you! Sit here and I'll sing for you!

Teacher: (hurriedly calling the director to sit down) Please sit down! Please sit down!

Director: (loudly) Wear tungsten sand. ...

The director fell down with fear!

Teacher: (hurriedly walks to the director's side, quietly points to the director) He fell!

Director: What did you just sing?

Choreographer: Hebei Bangzi, a song in Yang Liulang's Yuanmen Chop Zi.

Director: Can all the children understand?

Director: Everyone applauds (indicating that children applaud).

Director: Alas! Kid! Do you know Yang Liulang?

Child c raised his hand and answered, uncle, I know.

Director: Oh!

Child C: Yang Liulang is a sheep and six wolves.

Kid Ding Shang: Uncle, uncle! Something is wrong with her. Yang Liulang is the story of Yang Jiajiang.

Director: Oh! You also know!

Kid Ding: I not only know, but also sing!

Director: Sing a section of Henan Bangzi to my uncle.

Ding Xiaozi: (performing) There are three cannons outside Yuanmen, just like the same. When I come out of the government, I will definitely defend my country!

Director: Ah! All right, all right!

This is the messy child in the teacher!

Director: (hastily maintaining order) OK! All right! Stop. What kind of kindergarten is this? Playing tricks and singing, this is too irregular!

Children A, B, C and D: (Holding the director's hand) Uncle, uncle!

Xiao Ding: Uncle! Uncle! Am I not a good singer? Am I not a good singer?

Director: Uncle didn't say you didn't sing well. You sing very well, you sing very well! But this kindergarten can't do this! Uncle heard that you eat steamed bread and pickles every day. How can the child keep up with nutrition?

Xiao Ding: Uncle! You are wrong. I don't eat steamed bread and pickles. I eat steamed stuffed bun, stir-fry and fish!

Director: Who will eat steamed bread and pickles?

Kid Ding: That's what my teacher eats!

Child: Yes! The teacher ate it!

Director: (smiling knowingly at the teacher) That! Then I understand that uncle just wants you to grow up healthily. You are all geniuses!

Director: Director! Don't look at these children from the countryside, this is the future! They are all useful talents to society!

Teacher: (pointing to child Ding) This is the future Chang Xiangyu.

Director: Director, if she can't be Chang Xiangyu, that's your business!

Teacher: This is the future astronaut who can do somersaults on the moon in the future!

Director: If he can't go to the moon, wow, you are responsible for sending him to the moon!

Teacher: This is the banker of China in the future!

Director: If he can't become a banker, you can give him as much as the bank has!

Director: Me! Can I afford it? Me? Are you all here to see me?

Teacher Qi: Who told you to seal our kindergarten? We're not looking for you. Who are you looking for?

Child: Uncle! Uncle!

Director: I didn't say anything about closing your kindergarten! What we want to seal is a kindergarten that swindles money and cheats children under the banner of running a garden. I see, you really do it for the children. These children are the future masters of our city and should receive a good education. This is our common responsibility!

Director: Oh dear! Director! If only you hadn't sealed us.

Director: Not only is it not sealed! I have to help you run this kindergarten well. I'll transfer two kindergarten teachers to you first, and then equip you with some hardware facilities. What are the difficulties, problems and needs? Ask me directly!

Teacher Qi: Thank you, Director!

Music Wahaha

Children: Thank you! (rushing, squeezing the director in the middle, and finally turning around and taking a curtain call)