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Hu Yun doesn't like The Happy Life of the Maid in Ancient Harem and The Queen's Joke Marriage, both of which are very classic, although they are a little abusive at the back, but they are very interesting.

The happy life of the maid in the ancient harem

A girl who crossed the ancient harem and wanted to stay at home forever accidentally broke into a secret. ...

The harem is really a good place, and you can always add a beautiful man to your family. She really wants to count on this house, but in this gorgeous court, she can't escape the fate of an American mouth.

The uniqueness of this book lies in the story of a stay-at-home girl crossing the past. Modern women are knowledgeable, money is paramount, and sometimes they make some inventions and earn some gold and silver to satisfy the desire of young women to stay at home and rot, so young women who stay at home can't help but get involved in many conflicts. But it also held the emperor back.

Lin Haitang, the heroine with the worst luck and the least ambition in history.

Encountering a corpse: There are many mysteries about the body attached to the past, and various conspiracies in previous lives follow one after another, and Haitang's desire for Mi Chong is becoming more and more out of reach.

Meet the bad guys: when the hero is fickle and cunning, his mind is unpredictable, he falls into the palace and is in danger. What awaits her is an uncertain future and uncertain love.

But fortunately, Haitang is an optimist, with food, drink and beautiful women, and everything is enough.

Lin Haitang, the house is rotten in the harem, and it's really interesting to have a small life without being disturbed. I have been idle to make a small invention and make a lot of money.

Moreover, the harem is really a good place to have sex with beautiful men at any time. Haitang students drool too much, and it is easy to be overturned by [a blow]. It is really the so-called stronghold of MengMeng.

She really wants to rely on this house. ...

But nine times out of ten, it is not satisfactory, and the palace is gorgeous. This blow may sprout for her, or it may give her a fatal blow. What is the fate of Haitang Homecoming in Very Ha?

Her Majesty's Joke Marriage

Plastic moon historian infinite beautification edition

He sings the world in red.

She wears a lot of makeup.

He is a prince and she is a female emperor.

The beginning of his relationship with her, like an enemy but not a friend, is a visible beginning but an unexpected ending.

She eventually became a sage of the plastic moon generation, bowing to her knees; He went down in history and was honored as the husband of the emperor.

After all, it was only in the depths of the pear flower, among the flying white clouds, that he held her hand and never gave up.

The truth version circulated in Da Yue.

The rogue queen of the plastic moon took advantage of the beauty of our family, went to the hall and got into the court. Not to mention Wang Shugang, who was left in a small place like the dormitory, was in an extremely weak state of body and mind, and took advantage of it. Finally, she forced Wang Shu to leave by taking her relatives away from her. ! !

(The masses dislike the grass nail man)

The autobiography of Queen Ye:

Have you ever seen a sow whose molars were pulled out by a boar just after she went on stage?

Never seen it? Congratulations, I am.

Author's summary edition:

This is a vulgar story in which all scenes are bloody, just like lightning, cautious.

The woman is just handsome, and the man is charming. (In terms of force value, it may be regarded as the world = =)

No Np, no depth. We will adhere to the principle of taking spoof as the center and OTZ and embarrassment as the two basic points for one hundred years.

Ps: This is a vulgar story.

The vulgarity of this story can be clearly seen from the names I once planned to use-"The Devil Queen Joe" and "Chapter 5 of the Complete Works of Plastic Moon Jokes" = =+

Those who like thunder please eat.

And Monday's

Enter the martial arts world

Introduction: Immature writing shocked the public, and the author was ashamed and guilty, so he locked it.

A dream about Ranco.

Introduction: fantasy+romance, ambiguity, easy to write, still rough, and the final ending is a bright spot.

Crossing the first husband

Introduction: martial arts romance+crossing+suspense reasoning, finalized works (released with the help of pirates)

The heroine is just a very ordinary modern girl, without charming appearance and brilliant heart, but without her, the story is no longer complete. There is a saying circulating in the rivers and lakes that "there is no need to find reasons for major cases, and major cases are not worrying", and the story begins. Two "people" and two "gods", this article is about love, but it is about other people's feelings, love and friendship. There are no real bad guys in the novel, and a group of good people can stage a love-hate story.

Legend of crossing Wulin

Introduction: romance+crossing+spoofing martial arts (published)

This book is also called Wulin Legend, or Crossing Dawn.

Messing around, talking nonsense, great rivers and lakes are in a mess, smoke everywhere, beyond recognition. What is left is a grotesque, bizarre and unheard of Jianghu. ...

God, how can a martial arts fan be photographed by the author in such a Jianghu!

The secret buried for twenty years was finally uncovered.

It turned out that everything was just a farce.

Fall on the moon

Introduction: Martial Arts+Romance (published)

Mention the name Xiaohu Jiang, is really a household name, from the emperor's cabinet to the village bitch. The reason is simple-he is useless. Carrying a family massacre, he didn't delay eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. He lost all his property, left his beautiful wife to be raised by prostitutes, and even lost his name ... There is no doubt that he is recognized as the most, most and most useless man in the world!

What? You ask such a useless person, there are still beautiful women to marry him anyway? There is no justice! Hey hey, don't be angry, don't be angry! This wife, nicknamed "tigress", is not a simple person! Therefore, Xiaohu Jiang successfully defeated "henpecked husband"!

Just, is there really such a useless person in the world? It's no use standing up for your friends? It's no use letting your wife cry everywhere? It's no use fulfilling grandpa's wish that he has already passed away perfectly.

This is really-looking at flowers in the fog, it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, and when it is true, it is false.

Spin a thousand silver coins and come back! .

Introduction: Martial Arts+Romance (published)

"Thousands of hands teach each other, and the surplus wealth in the world is used by me. The wealth in the world is inexhaustible. Even if it costs a lot of money, what's the harm? How about you call it a refund? "

"Thank you, master, for giving me this name. My apprentice will let Jin return it. "

"Add a canon? Mama of nonsense, this teaching attending your sin! "

At the end, everyone broke up.

Previously, the man stood under the steps in a respectful manner, waiting for the leader to come back and be punished, but when Kim came back, he had taken what he said as a fart and ran to the stream to find his "little friend"

"Kim is still here, you idiot."

"yes."

"I am the person who likes you the most."

"yes."

……

-Remember the story of a thief and a little girl?

Thunder resounded through the first part of the sky.

Introduction: martial arts romance+suspense+crossing, slightly spoofed (published)

What is ray?

Strictly speaking, thunder is a natural phenomenon.

However, with the progress of the times, natural phenomena have gradually evolved into human phenomena. What we are talking about today is a very special and modern word or plot, which often appears in TV dramas and novels with great probability.

What is lightning?

Borrow Baidu's explanation: it means that when I saw some words, my brain suddenly exploded and I felt that I was struck by thunder.

Again: this is a very serious work, full of educational significance, academic atmosphere and artistic height (personal views are for reference only)

Meet the monarch again in autumn

Introduction: romance+crossing+immortals, a transformational work, the tone of the article is no longer relaxed (published)

Cite the author's copy:

Tang Duoling Xiaoxu

The middle road faded, and the jade crown was abandoned in front of the bottle. But this is a love. Don't ask about past lives in this life. You are confused and stupid.

After several rounds of bright moon, the world is full of red dust. Laugh at Heng E and regret it. There are gods in the sky and ghosts on the ground, but they are not like people.

The above two sentences are oily and slightly inconsistent, which can be ignored:) This topic is elegant and graceful, and Xiao Shu shivers when he reads it himself, but some people say that you think I want to read this topic! This article is absolutely bloody, but the plot should be quite special. A small part of the plot was adapted from local folklore. About Taoism, some are true, some are fictional, and the levels are different. Hehe, there are many such articles in Jinjiang. Read these stories.

Clear sea and clear sky at night

Introduction: Xu Anqi+Folk Stories

Copywriting:

As the saying goes: "ten people earn well, it is better to lie down alone."

Lotus supports the moon

A fierce tiger dashed down from the top of the mountain-unstoppable.

……

In the ancient mysterious story, if there is a love that is hard to give up as if nothing happened, the bride will fall into a sinister dispute without knowing it.

The strange blind old man next to the stone mill, the smile of the cold night childe, the mysterious master around him, and the mysterious Tsing Yi boy … always meet by chance.

Knowing that I am not your destiny takes a hand's person, I am still willing to exhaust the afterlife for you.

Consider him worried.

I think you are heartless.

Mixed truth and falsehood

If you meet each other, you will fly away.

A defiled angel

Above, shocking copy. Some friends say the title of this article is too common, but I can't think of a more suitable one for the time being. Yishan's poems are famous for their implication. This blue sky and long night sounds too sad and lonely, but Xiao Shu wants to write another artistic conception of openness and freedom with this sentence:) Note: Some plots in this article are based on folk stories, and the geomantic omen in this article is purely folklore, not authentic geomantic omen.

The Legend of Mo, She and Hui

Introduction: Martial Arts+Reasoning

Copywriting:

Xiao Xu, the head of water tune.

The temple of life and death is far away, so take precautions. Doubt is uncertain about success or failure, and the sea asks Hong You. It's hard for the Lord to stay after several swords and shadows, and several times of love and hatred. The greed for what is in the cup pours out the troubles of the world.

Cry, laugh and have a drink. Everyone will remember the Spring and Autumn Period before the Jianghu is old. Regain the blood of Shan Xin, and write romance happily on the basis of Gu Yan Yu Guang. Earn all your tears and turn your head white.

Hehe, don't be scared by Xiao Xu. This article may be a little heavy in the middle occasionally, but the overall tone is definitely relaxed and happy. So you can choose relaxed background music (you can turn on the stereo when reading, and occasionally have chapter background music). Most of the earliest martial arts novels you read belonged to Mr. Gu Long, so you are keen on novel writing today, so I will come to the preface of Gu Long style to express my nostalgia for that youthful time:

What is Mexican society? Frankly speaking, it's two men and one woman.

There is often a crane-like man in the novel, a colorful rooster-like man, which is vulgar.

It would be even more vulgar if a woman like a man joined the team.

There are not many people in Mexican society, but they are absolutely noticeable in the rivers and lakes, because the strength of these three people is more useful than that of hundreds or even thousands of others combined.

They are friends and United, so they are all famous in the Jianghu. Those proud heroes can never compare with them.

You have to ask what history and dynasty this is. I don't know. In short, it exists. You can insert it before any dynasty, or you can insert it after any dynasty you imagine. And this society is very rich, just because I think throwing tens of thousands of dollars casually is more imposing than throwing a few dollars casually, that's all.

Deep purple.

Introduction: Xianxia+Romance

On 20 10, the author wrote a new New Year's greeting with the theme of Xianxia Mentoring and Copywriting:

"Bug, you won't like such a day, so don't be a demon."

But uncle doesn't know that everyone wants her to be a demon except herself.

"You never believed me."

It's not unbelief, it's something else. He can't afford it, only she can.

"Do you want me to forgive you unless there is a landslide in South China and the four seas are exhausted?"

When he finally walked towards her with open arms.

She just laughed, no joy, no expectation, just stood there laughing.

Two students were apprentices, and the third became a demon. Things have changed, courting and pleading, and how much love and hate? It's better to make him fall into the South Huashan Mountain, and the four seas will be exhausted. What are your plans for the afterlife?

Most afraid of looking back, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the moon is high and the clouds are light. I am going home, hugging for a while, and my heart is facing the long river.

If the stars are bright, I hate them

I like Li You who crossed my first husband best. He is very talented and funny.

Snow-free: Being a Princess/Fox through the Ming Dynasty

After waking up, Sang Qing came to the Ming Dynasty and became the Snow Princess of the Prince.

Although Xue Fei looks beautiful, she is unpopular in Wang Fu and has been bullied. And she, a modern woman, will not bow to evil forces!

It would be great if you don't know their fate. How should Sang Qing choose?

What? Judy, he died before the Northern Expedition? It's not true!

With Sang Qing's efforts, she returned to the Ming Dynasty and became a little maid-in-waiting beside Moin. She has been looking for opportunities to sneak out of the palace and put Judy's fate on the right track.

Without her peerless beauty, she seems to have been forgotten by everyone. Wen was allowed to let her go back, in exchange for stealing the military code. . . . . .

Judy, can you recognize me when you don't see a familiar face?

Crossing: Today's Princess Than the Past (End) Text/Moussa

In order to save the life of her beloved, she cut off love with her sword! Then came the crazy revenge that almost killed her.

Just go through it. It's the wind anyway.

A cold palace is a cold palace, quiet!

But why are you so popular in the cold palace these days?

For a while, the jealous harem concubines came to show Wei, and for another moment, the arrogant maids came to dominate.

Sleeping can be indecent, and these people are also a virtue, leaving while patting their ass. Don't even say goodbye.

They bully us foreigners, don't they?

Princess Xiaoyi/Autumn Water Shines

She-traveled to ancient times, inexplicably became a princess of national subjugation, suffered humiliation, but still lived tenaciously and confidently.

She is kind, beautiful, lovely, confused and sometimes a little white.

She is full of longing for beautiful love, but she doesn't know who her true love is.

"Little Beggar Crossing" Text/Ying Bu

It is said that others are either beautiful women or princesses, and the way of crossing is relatively normal.

Why didn't I tell you that I was dressed in rags after wearing it? It was because someone who was wicked and didn't smoke took the manhole cover, which caused me to fall into the sewer and cross the hole. Why did I become a normal sewer after I arrived in ancient times?

Then he was kidnapped by a group of uncles of a handsome man with a handkerchief on his sick body in this city called Bubugong. ...

What the hell is going on here?

"How many flowers fall in the dream of Datang"/Silent Moon Jiao Jiao

When I woke up from my dream, I turned out to be an idiot of Tang Rong's family.

Has history changed me?

Or am I changing history?

In the great disaster, in the world of mortals,

Who's gentle smile is guiding the way ahead for me?

Season/Flower Shed of Love Through Time and Space

And a person who loved him, but he didn't love me, pushed off the cliff and became the emperor and imperial concubine of another dynasty. After solving many obstacles and stabilizing Zheng's power, he just wants to live a life of wives and concubines.

The Jianghu is sinister, and people have ulterior motives, which my new girl can understand.

At that time, I was young and frivolous, and I had beautiful fantasies about everything.

At that time, I didn't know what love was, but I was fascinated by the so-called empty dream of love.

At that time, I couldn't see my heart clearly.

at that time ...

Not everyone has a chance after understanding. Not everyone can recover after losing it. Many times, the choice of life is cruel, perhaps a sudden turn, to see the emergence of sincerity, but also to see its fall.

Too many memories are green.

Time flies, no tears.

After so many years, when I open my eyes again, my youth has passed, my heart is like Qian Fan, and the scenery is still there.

Liu Cangmu, if I fell in love with you from the beginning, wouldn't many things happen?

Time flies, love is burning, all my thoughts are gone, and the first one is empty.

But, if, after all, just if!

The Queen with Black Belly Plays Three Realms. Alger 7897.

It's not that I haven't thought about it. If my last life wasn't the green heron imprisoned by the second prince, if he didn't find a way to get me back, if no one robbed me on the way across, if my soul wasn't attached to a woman who was good to the moon-dwelling cat demon family in my last life. This girl is the only black queen in the universe. Look at me, a rogue and shameless woman, how to turn your three realms upside down, and the sun and the moon have no light. ...

BH Crossing: Waste of Cold Emperor-Little Fox

An accident made Helan float by ... Toy Boy's bed? What is even more frightening is that there is not only one Toy Boy in this bed, but four are alive! God, how can there be such a chaotic situation?

As a result, she was caught in bed red-handed, and they called her "Queen"? Will she be the first queen in history to find a sword caught in bed?

Crossing BH: Abandoning Your Husband-Water …

Just when she opened her eyes, she found herself lying naked in the arms of a man with a cold face, with a murder weapon in her hand, ready to assassinate him!

This cruel and bloodthirsty tyrant took the opportunity to take her body!

Later, he told her indifferently that she was just his plaything, and he married her only to establish diplomatic relations between the two countries.

And she, a pharmacist from 2 1 century, proudly said to him, tyrant, if you dare to bully me, I will poison you with enterotoxin!

BH Crossing: The Abandoned Queen 15 Years Old-By Na Lanjing

When I woke up, I suddenly found myself pressed on the bed, and it was almost XX. Fortunately, she reflected in time, kicked people down and held the most basic line of defense.

On the other side, actually stood a man with a cruel and evil smile, the man with cold purple eyes.

His slender fingers grabbed her snow-white neck, and the cold words were as sharp as blades: "This king will not die, because this king wants to save your life and let you suffer with me!"