Venue: school classroom
Person: teacher, student 1, student 2.
Background: In class, students and teachers talk and ask questions in class.
Plot:
("Ding, Ding ..." The bell rang, and it was a review class. The teacher walked into the classroom with steady steps. )
000 teacher: class!
000 students: Stand up!
000 Teacher: Hello, students!
000 students: Hello, teacher!
000 Teacher: Please sit down!
Teacher: Today we are going to review the famous sayings and names in ancient poems. I'm going to start today's study by asking the teacher questions. I ask the students, I say the first sentence of the poem, and the students answer the next sentence, okay?
The students said in unison: Good!
Teacher: No one has died since ancient times.
Student A: Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one wants to shit with paper.
Teacher: (angry) It was that student who said such immoral things. Stand Up!
000 Student A: (stands up) It's me.
000 teacher: (very angry) You are so disruptive, please stand up in this class. We must finish this task, otherwise we won't pass the exam. Never!
Teacher: No one has died since ancient times.
000 Student A: Since ancient times, people have not defecated, and there are no people who defecate with paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your thumb.
Student B: Unless you use your thumb, thumb, thumb.
Teacher: (furious) Who is talking nonsense? I'll ask one more question and you answer the next one. If the answer is correct, I will not punish you.
At this moment, the teacher saw the window, thought about it, remembered that it would snow in winter and asked a question. )
Teacher: It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it hits the ground. How troublesome it is to turn into rain. Why didn't it rain at first? (Xiaoming stands up to answer)
Student B: Teachers don't eat shit when they eat, but when they eat it, it becomes shit. How troublesome it is to turn into shit. Why didn't you eat shit in the first place In this way, the teacher wanted to punish Xiao Ming on the spot! His hands were shaking, his face was still smiling, and he looked at Xiao Ming with shame and anger. ...
Teacher: Where does this river go?
Student B: The river flows eastward!
Teacher: How many stars are there in the sky?
Student A: The stars in the sky join Beidou!
Teacher: Get out!
Student A: Just leave!
(The teacher is very helpless ...) Teacher: Are you sick?
Student B: You have it, I have it all!
Teacher: Try singing one more sentence!
Student B: When you see an uneven road, you will yell all your life!
Teacher: Do you believe I will kick your ass?
Student A: Do it when you should!
The teacher really can't stand it. He has nothing to say ...)
Teacher: I told you to quit school!
Students A and B: Wind, wind, fire, Jiuzhou!
(Ha-ha ..... The class was sensational, and the teacher was furious and walked out of the classroom. ......