Allen: It seems to be a little luck. In fact, it is the addition of dad's years of social experience and decisive attack. Can you make money without it? Not only can't make money, but also have to delay others.
Wei Xiang: It's true. The salt my father has eaten in his life is more salty than the rice you have walked through.
Shen Teng: What are you talking about? What do you mean that the salt you have eaten is more salty than the rice you have walked? Is that salty or our father's feet are salty?
Allen: I was cheated. I married my daughter to you, which was the only time I was cheated in my life. Hmm.
Wei Xiang: Dad, what are you going to do?
Allen: Save money.
Wei Xiang: Shall I go with you?
Allen: No need. Take this 200 yuan and go to someone else's house to buy some fruit in the future. Don't always be empty-handed
Shen Teng: I didn't buy any fruit? When have I ever been empty-handed? Three people wash two pears, whose father can do this. Is your sister unhappy to marry me? But what did it swell into? He was cheated, as if he had cheated a liar. I'm telling you, if this goes on, the liar will have no sense of accomplishment, so he will be cheated every time. I will do it this time. I'll plug this 100 thousand hole. What about next time? Who blocked it? Are you blocking it?
Wei Xiang: I can't let this happen again.
Shen Teng: Speaking of money, how did it grow so fast?
Wei Xiang: No, I'm telling you, brother-in-law, I'm telling you, I immediately realized that this matter was on fire. Brother-in-law, I tell you, you must give dad a vivid education lesson at once. Hey, let's learn from liars and cheat him well. Let him know that he is not a fairy and will be cheated, okay?
Shen Teng: This is a great move. Come and study online now. Really, I'm telling you, we can fool him with what we are learning now. Can you believe it?
Wei Xiang: Let me tell you, it's too low-end, so you can't learn it. If he exposes it, it will be even more amazing.
Shen Teng: This line of work is not low-end. Kidnapping, I'll call him, I'll pretend to be a kidnapper, and I'll tie you up. Do you believe him? Come on, let's find a place where no one is there and give him a call.
Wei Xiang: Well, hey, no, I'm telling you, you should download a voice changer right away. He didn't recognize your voice on the phone.
Allen: Hum ...
Wei Xiang: Wait, dad's back.
Shen Teng: Go, go.
Allen: Hey, whose cane is this? Xiangzi answered the phone and must have gone out for a drink again. Hello?
Shen Teng: Hello, is this Hu Xinxin?
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Note: This article was compiled by Fat Egg Prose/Shen Teng/
Cui: brother-in-law
Shen Teng: Xiangzi.
Wei Xiang: Why don't you come in?
Shen Teng: How is Dad's mood these two days? Are you mad at me?
Wei Xiang: Dad is in a good mood because you didn't come these two days.
Shen Teng: Well, here I am. I'd better put my crutch outside so that he won't hit me with it.
Wei Xiang: Why did you buy so much fruit? I bought them all.
Shen Teng: Bought or picked?
Wei Xiang: In other words, my pears are very precious, authentic Nanguo pears.
Shen Teng: Mom, is this a pear?
Wei Xiang: Ann.
Shen Teng: I thought it was two apricots.
Wei Xiang: Come on, go inside. I'll hold it for you.
Shen Teng: No, no, no.
Wei Xiang: Hey, let go, let go. I'll keep it for you. What? Oh, I dropped one. Come on, let's go, dad. I'm back, dad. Where did you put this fruit?
Allen: You look tired. Why did you buy so much fruit? Just two pears. You can buy two pears if you return them.
Shen Teng: No, Dad. Xiangzi bought these pears.
Allen: Oh, I came empty-handed. All right, sit down and wait for the ready-made food. I'll wash it for you two.
Wei Xiang: Thank you, Dad.
Shen Teng: No, Dad. Xiangzi, explain to dad.
Wei Xiang: Dad, my brother-in-law really didn't buy those pears. I know.
Shen Teng: That's a good explanation. After that, you can buy all the fruits.
Yang: Grandpa, remember that the pie falling from the sky must be a trap. Family members should dissuade them and always remind them.
Wujiang: OK, go to the station to go through the formalities when you are free and take the money away.
Shen Teng: Thank you, comrade policeman. We will go there in the future.
Wujiang: You're welcome.
Allen: Go back. How can I get there?
Shen Teng: Call a taxi.
Allen: Call a taxi and two policemen. How did you get here?
Yang: I drove here.
Allen: Good. I'll drive your car.
Wujiang: Haha, ok.
Shen Teng: Dad, I can't do it. The police dare to take advantage.
Allen: How can this be called taking advantage of the police? It's New Year's Day, and you have the nerve to let the police go back empty-handed.