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1, five new intimate relationships: the same school, the next door, the same gun, the collective sharing of stolen goods and the same prostitute.
2, always pay attention to the current situation and current affairs, report everything, never inaccurate, major historical facts, write an epic, powerful, and seek truth from facts.
3, eight don't understand: the leader respects you, the leader walks with you by car, the leader talks to you, the leader talks nonsense to you, the leader takes a shower first, the leader takes the food, you turn the table, and the leader listens to the cards and you touch yourself.
4. One-day life: stress righteousness in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength at night.
5. Eight hundred vanguard ran north slope, and artillery ran north side by side; The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun.
6. Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang and Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, and the Yang family asked the Jiang family to pay for the wall and the Yang family to pay for the sheep.
7. White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, White Stone Pagoda, Big White Stone Pagoda.
8. There are forty-four stone lions in front of Shishi Temple, and forty-four persimmon trees are planted in front of the temple; Forty-four stone lions do not eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons do not eat forty-four stone lions. Chengdu koucai training school
9. There is a vine on the high mountain with two bells hanging from its head. The wind blows the vines, the bronze bells move, the wind is calm, and the bronze bells stop.
10, when there is no money, ride a bike on the road; When you have money, ride a bike in the living room. If you have no money, you want to get married, and if you have money, you want to get divorced. When you have no money, your wife is a secretary; when you have money, you secretary your wife; when you have no money, you pretend to have money; when you have money, you pretend to have no money.
1 1, virgins are tribute wine, and men want to taste it; * * * is red wine, I want to have a drink; The lover is beer, which is refreshing and refreshing; Wife is white wine, if it doesn't taste good, you should take a whole bite; Pregnant women are foreign wine, so they can't help but take a sip!
12, Shi Yong, Shi Yong, learn clocks. After ten winters of hard work, I finally succeeded. Trial, very practical, "The Brave of the Lion" entered the bell, and loved to use it. Chengdu koucai training school
13, when there is no money, raise pigs; When you have money, get a dog. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.
14, I wish you always smile, smile anyway; I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; Back home, without a trace; I wish you a prosperous business and getting poorer and poorer; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere; I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; I wish you a pleasant journey and fall halfway; I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and your steps are swaying; Have a good life, you are often abnormal.
15, grandma drinks cheese, and the cheese turns to grandma for cheese; My uncle put a pigeon, the pigeon flew, and my uncle pulled the pigeon; Mother rides a horse, the horse is slow, and mother scolds the horse; Niu Niu cattle, Niu Niu cattle, Niu Niu cattle.
16. Debut at the age of one, make progress every day at the age of ten, be ambitious at the age of twenty, be basically oriented at the age of thirty, become popular everywhere at the age of forty, work hard at the age of fifty, go home at the age of sixty, play mahjong at the age of seventy, bask in the sun at the age of eighty, lie in bed at the age of ninety, and hang on the bed at the age of one hundred.
17, the pole is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the pole, and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not let the pole tie to the bench.
18 There are 44 stone lions in Shishi Temple, and 44 stone lions eat 44 wet purple persimmons. interpersonal communication
19, Xiaoshi and Xiaoshi, they are quarreling. Xiao Shi said that "integrity" should be read as "politics &; Governance ",the" transformation "mentioned by Xiao Shi should be read as" whole skill ". The two men were red-faced, and neither of them could read "clean government", "rectification", "politics" and "complete skills"
20. Chen can't be called Cheng, and neither can Cheng. It's Cheng, and Erdong is Chen. If you don't distinguish between Chen and Cheng, you will mistake one for another.
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1, wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you get; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?
2. Husband can't relax and follow as soon as he goes out. Don't go directly when you see a problem, go home and wait for him to communicate immediately.
3. The monk carries the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk cooks soup at the top of the tower, and the soup is cooked in the soup sliding tower.
4, you are a martial arts master, thinking of that year: punching Nanshan nursing home and kicking Beihai kindergarten; The men less than one meter down the street were knocked down. They stamped their feet on the morgue and said, stand up if you don't agree! No one dares to say anything.
5, if there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no * * *, the four seasons will be mediocre, if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, Bunny would ask, "Who should I race with?"
6, the barber shop does not have a haircut-* * *; Karaoke bars don't sing, they are all closed; Sauna does not take a bath-melee; Security guards don't catch prostitutes-cooperation
7, a bottle on the wall, a basin under the wall, the bottle fell and broke the bottom of the basin, the basin turned over and broke the bottle mouth, the bottle had to pay for the bottle mouth, and the basin had to pay for the bottom of the basin.
8. Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. Ten can't be called four, and four can't be called ten. If you make a mistake, you can destroy the ship.
9. In the street, a beautiful lady said to me, "One hundred dollars is not the kind of person you think. Tonight, 200 dollars is your person, and tonight, 300 dollars is your person. You must never treat me as a person. Four hundred dollars is how many people you want to take tonight, and five hundred dollars is not for me!
10, the ugly man turned around and scared a cow by the river; The ugly man turned around and Daqing Oilfield did not produce oil; The ugly man turned three times and Jordan played table tennis instead. The ugly man turns around, and the monk washes his hair softly.
1 1, you are a crow flying in the sky, I am a dog chasing on the ground, you are my flashlight in the dark, I am your fire stove, you are the moon, I am a tooth, without you, I will commit suicide.
12, a camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. The camel got an eggplant, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to pay for the eggplant.
13, the earliest love poem: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!
14. If you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.
15, stabbed in the back, stabbed in the back for a beautiful woman. Brothers are like brothers, and beautiful women are like clothes. Whoever wears my clothes will be cut. Beauty is like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. Whoever touches my brother will wear his clothes! ! !
16, socialize like a gentleman and fight like a fighter. Drink like a soldier, like a drunken martyr. Make money like a soldier and spend money like a counselor. Look after the house like a guard and go out to play like a knight. My wife is like a nurse, and I am a Taoist.
17, the goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn; Buffalo enters the water, and the water has no buffalo waist; Pigs enter the pigsty and the pig arches the pig trough; The donkey carries grass, and the grass presses the donkey's waist.
18, women in their twenties are like olives, which are chased and robbed by individuals. Women are like blue balls in their twenties, chasing each other. A woman in her twenties is like table tennis. Two people call each other. Women in their twenties are like golf. The farther they play, the better.
Competing with Shen Shen for the gold medal, while Chen and Shen Shen went out together, but their companions disagreed. Stark Chan wanted to keep it for himself, and Shen Shen had a heart. Don't you know that it takes one heart to find gold, and it is difficult to find gold when you are distracted? Stark Chan and Shen Shen went home empty-handed.
Dear husband, I have arrived in Guangdong, and it is easy to find a job. It only takes a few minutes to get hundreds of dollars at a time. If you are willing to get rich immediately, if you are not willing to change husbands immediately.