We compare ourselves with others, such as ourselves, achievements, courage, wrist strength, alcohol consumption, salary, parents' ranking, wife's appearance, housing area, children's intelligence and so on. It is better to win if you are happy, and lose if you are depressed. If you don't know your own shortcomings, you won't think of making progress and catching up; If you don't know your sense of superiority, you can't enhance your self-confidence and be satisfied. Sometimes, competition is still a kind of spirit, not to say "dare to be the first in the world", not to say "meet the brave in the narrow road and win", and so on. As for me, I am 30 years old. When people say that I am "in the prime of my life", it seems that I really should work hard to compare myself and show my "true self".

But I'm really not that promising.

First of all, what do I compare with others? I got good grades in middle school, but only partially; The courses taught now rarely take the first place in the grade. I'm too timid to watch horror movies alone at night. I can't beat a chicken. Don't you believe me? Then I can't kill the chicken by force. I've never killed a chicken, and I don't eat it. I got drunk after drinking three ounces of white wine and three bottles of beer. My salary is the lowest among my colleagues of the same age. Mom has no job and dad has retired. I have no lover, my wife has moles and spots on her face, and her figure is not slim. At present, there are at least ten families in our unit whose houses are wider than mine, not to mention the luxurious decoration. My daughter likes playing and dressing well, but she doesn't like reading or writing. You have to ask me something else, such as my downstairs teacher Feng writes well, another building teacher Chai is knowledgeable, and several teachers have second jobs and can make money. These are not only me, but also many people.

Secondly, as I said, I am a slacker, and I have to do more work than I should. To surpass Mr. Feng and Mr. Chai, we must spend more time writing and reading than them. Speaking of making money, although I can also offer composition tutorial classes, or Putonghua training classes, or calligraphy interest classes, how much time do I have to play Warcraft online, drink and see beautiful women? If so, I will suffocate. This is not serious at all.

Third, why should I compare with others? Who stipulated it? I am precious, because I am who I am, the unique me. Than, will "see Si Qi", "qi", there would be no me. My ideological quality is not good. I am more afraid of jealousy than winning, and I am more afraid of falling into the quagmire of inferiority than losing. Besides, there is a saying that "people are more angry than people." I am very angry. Who will pay the bill? So I think we should add something: I deserve to be angry, I smile for the world, alas!

So don't compete.

Drinking, for the record, I'm not very good at drinking. I got drunk first, then I fell down, so there was no one to drink with you. Shouldn't you help me, so it's fun to get drunk together You want to compete? Then compare it with the jar. Can you drink less than me? Ok, I will help you, but you can't lie. What, you already paid? Okay, but I don't owe you a meal. Owe? Ok, I'll pay next time. Haha, why am I so funny? Have fun. Let's play tomorrow.

I smoked five yuan a box, but it used to be two yuan. Do you want one? Yours is ten yuan? All right, smoke first, save mine first. Ten dollars is really easy to draw, and my five dollars is also easy to draw after playing.

It's time for you to evaluate your professional title, and you didn't argue with anyone. Look, Xiao Zhang's salary is higher than yours now. Me? You're right. Thank you. Comment later when you have time. Hey, are you free this afternoon? Let's play national football and have some beer when we have time.

You said that your sister's family's income from opening a restaurant for half a year is enough for us to earn ten years? Yes, that's right. Why don't we quit our job and open a restaurant? What are you talking about? It's not like we didn't eat, wear or play. By the way, this is my good wife, make progress! I'll treat you to a beer tonight.

Dude, writing some bad poems and essays is a pastime and a relief. What's the click rate? Look, aren't there some close friends here? It's none of your business. What's in this? I really appreciate what you wrote. Nobody replied to my song? But I like it myself. You can't be loved by others.

……

I traded my labor for alcohol and tobacco and turned my mood into poetry and songs. In the crowd, I am alive and happy.

Be happy,

This is my life.

compare

What's the ratio?

Comparison is thunder, it can wake you up and inspire you to fly in the ideal sky, but it can also crush you and crawl to the ground.

Comparison is a whirlwind, which can not only open your mind and embrace the whole world, but also close your mind and make your mind narrow and unbearable.

Compared with rainstorm, it can not only cleanse your soul and make it clear, but also pour evil, ruthlessness and darkness into your heart.

In life, Bibi is like a blooming flower, and it is also like a humble grass on the roadside, which can be seen everywhere. Comparison is a double-edged sword. If you are not careful, you will stab yourself and others, so it depends on who and how you compare.

Flowers with only a little vitality will bloom brilliantly even if they are born in barren hills and nobody cares about them; Trees, even if born in the cracks on the edge of the cliff, will be deeply rooted in the earth and bloom green. Waterfalls, even if they jump to pieces, should sing all the way and fall into the magnificent scenery. High mountains, even if towering into the clouds, are equally silent and inclusive of all pebbles. The landscape flowers there are beautiful every day. Compared with them, you will learn nutrition as long as you appreciate them. The mountains are thick and quiet, the waterfalls are smart and exciting, and the flowers and plants are spontaneous and solid. How can your eyes be impure, how can your heart not be open and how can your heart not be quiet?

The same is true compared with animals. If you treat all living things humbly and devoutly, you can learn loyalty from dogs, diligence from cows, precious gratitude from sheep kneeling on your chest, sincere filial piety from crows, great maternal love from female monkeys mourning for the loss of their children, and loyal love from birds mourning for the death of their partners. How can people be inferior to these animals?