Wang Lele's love letters are very popular among netizens.

"The most touching confession in history"

"If I don't study hard, my grades will not go up ... For the safety of life and property of all mankind, I will study hard to prevent tragedies from happening ..." Recently, an essay allegedly written by primary school students became popular on the Internet, and its powerful and hilarious logical thinking made netizens laugh that "I realized the butterfly effect at an early age and the future was limitless." Some netizens said that after reading it, the sense of responsibility came to life.

This article, called "the best composition for primary school students" by netizens, looks more like a diary. The top of the article is signed "165438+1It's sunny on Wednesday, October 7th", and the font is immature.

At the beginning of the composition, the little author expressed his anxiety. The article said, "How time flies! The mid-term exam is coming soon, so I'm starting to review nervously now. I have to start working hard. " After that, the little author began his powerful "butterfly effect" thinking, and never worked hard, his grades would not go up; If you don't get good grades, you will be scolded by your parents; Later, the little author was worried that he would lose confidence if he was scolded by his parents. After that, if you don't study hard, it will lead to World War III, nuclear war and finally the disappearance of mankind!

At the end of the article: "For the safety of life and property of all mankind, I will review well in the next few days to prevent tragedies." This composition was reviewed by the teacher, and the approval was: "Hehe. The teacher smiled when he saw it. "

Many people think this is an "inspirational" composition. Netizen "Xiaomi" said that no matter how old the author is, he knows how to study hard, so that his parents don't worry about their studies and care more about the country. "After reading it, I feel so embarrassed." Xiaomi said that she often complains that life is boring and work is boring. "Now reading this composition for primary school students is worth learning."

The original work of god

1Wednesday, October 7, the weather is fine.

How time flies! The mid-term exam is coming. Now I'm nervous about reviewing. I'm going to start working hard, because if I don't work hard, I won't get up, and my parents will scold me if I don't get up. If I am scolded by my parents, I will lose confidence. If you lose confidence, you can't study good books, you can't graduate, you can't find a good job, you can't earn money, you can't pay taxes. It is difficult for the state to pay teachers. If teachers don't get paid, they are not in the mood to teach. If they are not in the mood to teach, it will affect the future of our motherland. China will be difficult to take off, and the Chinese nation will degenerate into a barbaric nation. The Chinese nation has become a barbaric nation, and the United States will suspect that China has weapons of mass destruction. If China has weapons of mass destruction, the United States will go to war with China and World War III will break out. When the third world war breaks out, there will definitely be one side lacking in strength. Using nuclear weapons when the strength is insufficient will destroy the natural environment. If the natural environment is destroyed, the atmosphere will break a big hole and the temperature of the earth will rise. The icebergs at the poles will melt and the water level of the earth will rise. Because this is related to the safety of life and property of all mankind, I want to review well in the next few days, get good grades and prevent tragedies.

Very fair to say:

Lao Du: This is to learn for the rise of mankind!

Shi Xiu Linger: A pupil vividly taught me what the butterfly effect is.

Vv brand tea: It was our teacher at that time. If you write this way, you will get three words directly: running account!

My good father: smart baby, terrible baby. Don't say that I am a primary school student, even now I can't think of such a series of logic. Pay tribute to the baby!

Seventy-two and a half: I went back to reading.

Liang: This child has the potential to speak cross talk.

Counting the funny compositions of primary school students

Today is National Day, and my parents took us to the zoo specially.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the family greedily ate their own fruits.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up very beautifully, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, whose hair hasn't grown completely, quickly turned over a new leaf and was crowned a monkey. After putting on a two-piece suit, you are so handsome that people run away. Dong Shi showed off his love for his beautiful sister. What's more, he put on his upturned underwear, moved mountains, drew tiger dogs, dressed up brightly, and strutted on his newly bought high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo quickly, only to find that there were too many people visiting the zoo. The wolves were in power and every grass and tree was a soldier, which led to the separation of our family. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere and finally found my sister and me. My sister almost recognized the thief as the father. In the struggle between trapped animals, we tried our best to push ourselves to the front of the monkey bar and took a photo of our family with hypocrisy.

Then go to the bird garden where chickens call dogs and steal, and enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, when my father was foaming at the mouth and accused us of being deer, there was a cool breeze blowing, and the smell of self-drying was chilling. My mother quickly dressed my father in a yellow robe and told us to take good care of his fur.

Because of the holiday in the evening, every magpie in the restaurant occupied six animals in the pigeon's nest, so my mother took us to Meng Mu and moved three times, and finally decided to eat hot pot. A restaurant has just changed its wallpaper. The walls at home are beautiful, the lights are dim, and they are everywhere, which is very atmospheric. Ambush waitresses everywhere attract bees and butterflies, and are busy defending Wei and Zhao for their guests, making people mistakenly think of western paradise.

Hungry, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and our calm father took the lead in asking the waitress with a knife to teach us how to swim, and quickly cooked the cunning rabbit's legs, because our vegetarian family had already finished adding oil and vinegar, waiting for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese to win the Central Plains, but the lid was too small and a little shattered the glass.

After the soup boiled, it was so hot that we quickly undressed and pushed it to eat, so that we could collude with each other and get to the bottom of it.

Hot pot will soon be a drop in the ocean, and a few fish will slip through the net, after we swallowed the whale with a red face. There is also a mother model. When she wants to throw away the winter powder, she finds that the flame is in danger and has to wait for the boat. Fortunately, Hu Lulu, Smith's father, called to say that he brought firewood to put out the fire, the shop assistant, and finally the ashes came back to life, which also enriched us, just like we were sitting on a needle carpet. When all the birds are gone and our family is in cahoots, my sister and I are even more complacent.

Unexpectedly, when checking out, the boss showed his true colors and asked for a gold meal. My father was so angry that five cows couldn't breathe, and my mother cried bitterly.

Ah! On this lucky National Day, just after Dad was ashamed of his wallet, our whole family in Jiang Lang was exhausted and defeated.

The most touching love letter composition of primary school students

A love letter signed "You" was called "the most touching confession in history" by netizens. It tells the true feelings of Wang Lele, a sixth-grade pupil in Chengdu, about a girl named "Caicai" in her class.

"When you leave, I have nothing to give you, and I can't find a stone like a heart by the river." Such a spoof sentence is not a line in an idol drama, but a "love letter" written by a self-proclaimed sixth-grade pupil. This Weibo netizen named "Class Two, Grade Six-Wang Lele" posted a short article entitled "You" on September 7th. Although the writing is immature, it is sincere and closely follows the network buzzwords. "Love Letter" cried many netizens and was called "the most touching confession in history". After reading it, some female netizens regretted not receiving such a love letter in the sixth grade.