Daily funny list: Mr. Chen took his daughter to the mall and many people got separated. Mr. Chen looked around and was very worried. He heard the broadcast: "Chen XX, your mother is waiting for you at the service desk in 1 building. Please ... "Mr. Chen wondered why the child's name was the same as his own. My daughter was waiting there when I went to the first floor. Ask him, "Why don't you tell Mr. Chen XX that your daughter is waiting for you on the first floor?" Answer: "I'm afraid some bad guys will hear me and pretend to be my parents and take me away by force ...".

Daily anecdote: Xiao Qiang is going to have an exam. For a good omen, he never eats breakfast, and specially bought a fried dough stick and two eggs! But who knows, an egg turned out to be a double yellow egg! Xiao Qiang thought and thought, and finally only ate double yellow eggs. After the results were announced, Xiao Qiang shouted, "How accurate! ! "Everyone looked at it:" 18 points! "

Daily funny list: (A sister took her 5-year-old son Xiao Q to work today) Xiao Q skipped around the office with Peking Opera facial makeup. I asked Xiao Q: What's this with you? Xiao Q: It's a singer. I asked again: Can you sing opera? Xiao Q said: Yes. I said, why don't you sing a song for my uncle? Small q immediately said: good. Then I sat on the ground, patting my thigh with my hand, crying and shouting "Mom, you died miserably" ... A thunderbolt flashed through my mind ... I was stunned.