The rabbit family is a complete coward in the big forest. They are all steamed stuffed buns, and wolves bite dogs and chase foxes to bully people. Spend every day in fear. Mother rabbit sighed and said, "alas, human beings sympathize with this poor lamb and say that they are helpless." In fact, what is really unfortunate is us! " It is really impossible to prevent children from learning some skills, even if they climb relatives to find a michel platini for their children. "
Do it. Live in the moment.
The rabbit was sent by its mother to a primitive forest to learn eighteen martial arts. A month later, the white rabbit came back from school.
On this day, the little white rabbit moved a small stool, set up a blackboard in front of her house and wrote an article with great fanfare.
A fox came swaggering, and the little white rabbit buried himself in writing such a topic: "How did the little white rabbit eat the sly fox?" The fox immediately asked, "Little Rabbit, you don't want to live! You don't say hello when you see me, aren't you afraid that I will eat you? " The little white rabbit said without fear, "I'm very busy. I'm writing a paper."
The fox is very interested. "What newspaper?"
"How does the white rabbit eat the sly fox?"
When the fox heard this, he said angrily, "You want to die, you brag, because you can eat me?"
The little white rabbit reached a finger. "If you don't believe me, follow me to the front." The fox said, "Let's go. Do you think I will be afraid? "
The white rabbit led the fox to a hole, pointed to the hole and said, "Go to the hole and have a look. The Rabbit Association is discussing how we can eat you. " The fox walked into the cave with indifference. The white rabbit went back to the door to write a paper.
After a while, a wolf came.
Without looking up, the little white rabbit confidently wrote "How the little white rabbit ate the hateful wolf". The wolf grinned and roared, "Little rabbit, you don't salute or say hello when you see the uncle." You don't want to live? " The tail proudly swept up a cloud of dust on the ground.
The white rabbit said with a straight face, "I didn't see people busy writing papers."
"What paper? You deserve to write some bullshit papers! "
"I'm writing about how the little white rabbit ate the hateful wolf."
"You brag, how can you eat us! Ridiculous, ridiculous. "
The little white rabbit said ambitiously, "Don't believe me, come with me. Our rabbit association is discussing how to eat wolves today. " I was also appointed to write an analysis report. "
The wolf is a little angry and wants to kill the blind bastard with one bite. However, he decided to take a trip with the rabbit first to see what the rabbit wanted to play. The white rabbit took the wolf to the mouth of the cave and said, "Don't believe me, go in and take a trip. Our association is having a meeting to discuss how to eat you. " The wolf rushed into the cave without hesitation.
The little white rabbit came back confidently. After a while, a tiger came out of the hole with its big mouth open and was picking its teeth with a toothpick. Then the tiger burped twice.
The little white rabbit walked firmly to the blackboard and solemnly wrote two lines: "It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is who I am with."