B was overjoyed: "Then our class flower gave me an eight-cup tea set. Does this mean that you should be good friends with me from generation to generation? "
A said, "How come? She means it's really bad to have friends like you in the eighth generation! "
Teacher: "Did you plagiarize this paper?"
Student: "Don't dare next time, please give me a break this time."
Teacher: "I wrote this paper six years ago."
Student: "Ah? ! Sorry, teacher, I didn't ... "
Teacher: "However, I decided to give you' excellent'."
Student: "Thank you, teacher, but why?"
Teacher: "At that time, my tutor only gave me a pass, but I always thought my thesis should be excellent." .
"They are all taught by the same teacher. Why do some students do well in the exam and some students do poorly? Ah! "
The head teacher gave a lecture again after the big exam. A voice came from the corner and the whole class was speechless: "Because the invigilator is different."
Before graduation, students send small gifts to their teachers to express their gratitude. Charlie's father sells wine. He brought a big box. Seeing that the box was leaking liquid, the teacher put a drop in his mouth with his finger and tasted it. Teacher: "Is it champagne?" Charlie: "No" "Brandy?" "No" Finally, the teacher said, "I won't try. What did you say you brought? " Charlie whispered, "A puppy!"
A boasted to her classmate B: "A girl in our class gave me a cup, which is homophonic for life.". She means to be good friends with me for life. "
B was overjoyed: "Then our class flower gave me an eight-cup tea set. Does this mean that you should be good friends with me from generation to generation? "
A said, "How come? She means it's really bad to have friends like you in the eighth generation! "
One day, an international student who had difficulty in Chinese went to visit his Chinese teacher's home and had a chat.
International student: How many children do you have, teacher?
Teacher: 1.
International students: seven?
Teacher: Not seven, but 1.
International students: 1 1, so many!
Teacher: Not 1 1, but 1.
International student: 2 1 again?
Teacher (dizzy): Either 2 1 or 1.
International student: Oh, 9 1.
Teacher: ...
Why did you leave without telling me? With your company every night, I can only dream of dawn. The night without you is long and bleak, dear, come back!
-A notice written by a college student after the quilt was lost.
Dear students, I have work to do. You should go first!
—— On the eve of high school graduation, a student who decided to stay in school for further study left a message in his classmate's graduation yearbook.