1) Ah Kin has been killing meat, because Qin Xiang lost his mind after marrying Naoki, and almost cut off Maruko's hand. Qin Xiang's father said, "If you cut off Maruko's hand, she will become Doraemon." 2) There is another sentence: Stop! Stop. My ... my husband, he ... he's WC. Qin Xiang: If I have any shortcomings, I can correct them. Naoki: Just leave it as it is. 4) You didn't lose your daughter, but you gained a son. (Video of their wedding) Dad, thank you for raising Qin Xiang so well. I will cherish her. 6) Kaitai, I hope you understand that she has married me, so don't make any plans for her. 7) Only by flying so high can we realize how big the world is and how much we have to do. Let's see further, shall we? 8) The food is too salty, the meat is too rotten, and there are eggshells in the eggs. I complain, but I have a smile on my face when I eat. ) 9)XQ asked Yushu what kind of girl she likes to be beautiful. XQ: (excitedly) Do you like girls with long hair or girls with short hair? Yu Shu: (very calm) No hair 10) In the fourth episode, Naoki said to Yu Shu, "I know you hate idiots, but don't bully my wife too much" 1 1) "But ... I'm stupid" and "Never mind, I've taught the stupidest one", and then took a look at Qin Xiang. Qin Xiang, is your head okay? Don't knock off your little IQ! -Angang 14) Naoki: She doesn't seem to understand. How much I love her 15) What should I do if something happens to you? 16) Naoki said: Little fool, come in quickly. 17) I really can't imagine how you would live without me. Maybe that's why I am so strict with you. I don't know how long I can stay with you in this life, but you should live bravely while I am away. 18) What is your wife, you? Naoki: It's Zhong Kui and his children. Nina: But shouldn't Zhong Kui be flushed? Naoki: The red face is Guan Gong. Nina: The red face is Guan Gong. Who's that black face? Naoki: Bao Gong. Nina: Bao Gong. What's that green face? (Laughing like an idiot) Naoki: Shrek (deadpan) 20) Our intelligent instruments are very excited to see dead things. 2 1) How does Chuanjin put on smoky makeup today? 22) This is our family affair, so you should get out of the way. 23) After Naoki fell down the stairs, Qin Xiang asked Dr. Sun Qinxiang, "Naoki has no concussion, right?" Dr. Sun: "No, it's just a fracture." Qin Xiang: "Head fracture! Naoki, I will take good care of you in the future ... "Dr. Sun:" I have to throw cold water on you at such an impassioned moment. He just broke his calf! " Later, Jiang Mu and Yushu went to see Hiroyuki Naoki: "Idiot, it's all your fault!" " Mother Jiang: "How can you blame Qin Xiang!" ! It's brother. What were you doing when you fell down the stairs? Grandpa: I'll get eggs for breakfast later. Qin Xiang: How to pick eggs? Grandpa: I don't know how to pick up eggs? You ask that hen! Qin Xiang: Will it answer me? 25) Mom: From now on, this is our "love hut". Naoki: It is still called such a big hut. 26) Naoki: What are you thinking? Qin Xiang: I'm thinking about Akin ... Naoki: My wife is thinking about another man. 27) (Qin Xiang faked her pregnancy, and her mother-in-law told the world) Akin: Oh, my God! My goddess is pregnant. What's more sad is that I'm not the father of the child! 28) Qin Xiang is at the Guam Police Station .. Policeman: Do you have a passport? Qin Xiang: Why should I lie down? 29) Naoki's mother: Hurry up ... catch up with the progress ... "Walking while taking off" 30) Kaitai: I really lost to you. Qin Xiang: Do we have a game? 3 1) Qin Xiang: hee hee ... call me an idiot ... Yushu: idiot Qin Xiang ... 32) Naoki: changed? Qin Xiang: The front is a little exposed ... I'll show you Naoki when I get home ... Turn around and have a look ... Naoki Qin Xiang has lost all four breasts ... This is Qin Xiang: Ah, moderate camouflage is necessary. Qin Xiang: When the chest school collapsed, Naoki: Let's make one. Qin Xiang: But someone else came to Naoki: It doesn't matter. No, that would be terrible. Naoki: It doesn't matter. Anyway, I want to be a doctor. Qin Xiang: You can't use this as an excuse every time. Naoki: I'm kidding. You can't have it. 34) Naoki: Doctors and nurses like us seem to be playing porn. For example, onion blasting cloth and air cutting radish. Qin Xiang: I am waiting for you to come back. Mom: Yes, Naoki, you should be filial to your wife! 37) Angang: Well, my name is Ouyang Gan anyway. You can also call me Angang ~ ~ Qin Xiang: Angang ~ ~ (Pay attention to the tone ~! ) Would you please not emphasize it? Please be light and soft! Qin Xiang: Gan Gan ... (Pay attention to the tone ...) 38) Qin Xiang goes to Naoki, who is in service, and Naoki talks to her on the roof. Qin Xiang: Naoki, where are you? Naoki: "Above." Qin Xiang: "Up there? You are dead. " Even funnier, Naoki also learned to lip-synch: "You just died." 39) Qin Xiang asked her mother, "Where did you go abroad?" Her mother said it was Yushu in Japan, and then her uncle said, "This. . My mother went shopping in Japan and my brother went to India for yoga classes. " Qin Xiang: I don't wash my underwear myself. Grandpa: I am an elder and have too much rest. Qin Xiang: So you haven't slept yet. Naoki: I can't sleep because of what you did, Qin Xiang. People just want to give you a sweet good night kiss. 43) Naoki said, "That was a horror movie. (Holding Qin Xiang's hand affectionately) Qin Xiang: Oh ~ ~ Yu Zi, why are you so sudden ~ ~ Thank you! Yu Zi: You're welcome. You must tell me which hospital you will serve in the future. You must! Qin Xiang: Hmm. Yu Zi: I would never go there to see a doctor. 45) Ah Kin: Although you don't look very smart, you seem to have been abandoned by Qin Xiang recently. Naoki: What are you trying to say? 46) Qin Xiang: When Naoki gave a speech on the stage yesterday, she threw her hand at the audience. Cai: One in each hand and one pitcher. Naoki is a pitcher now. ~ ~ ~ 47) Cai Shu: Female 175 ... Jiang Mama: Did you see that photo? Uncle Cai: Yes, men like flying kites and women like walking dogs. 48) Yushu: Let me ask you, why did Lin Daiyu bury flowers? Qin Xiang: Your girlfriend! Yushu: No! Qin Xiang: Yang Yun ignored you, so you went to find other girls ~ There are many more here. = /archiver/？ tid-37680.html/f？ kz = 120380263/view/94f 70 e 160 b4e 767 F5 acfcebf . html