What is the most beautiful and hypocritical sentence today?

Engage in scientific research, modernization, revolution, education, business, career, work, development, money, innovation and development.

The worst vulgarity is "fuck", extremely bad rogue vocabulary, absurd and despicable vulgar vocabulary, despicable rogue vocabulary, ugly rogue liar vocabulary, disgusting mantra, dirty and shameless ugly cultural phenomenon buzzwords. Dirty is a kind of dishonor, loss of courtesy, shame and vulgarity. The meanest, meanest, most evil and hateful anti-social, anti-human and reactionary words. Boring, empty, degenerate, confusing and obscene words that have been "deteriorated" by abuse.

Fully exposing the mistakes of self-value orientation, without shame, bring disgrace to oneself and bring disgrace to oneself made no secret of bring disgrace to oneself and demeaned themselves, seriously damaging the image and credibility of the government departments they represented.

The person who said this has no brains at all. He is an ignorant and shameless person who has no independent thinking ability and is greedy for profits. Is shameful, sad, extremely disgraceful, openly bring disgrace to oneself.

The State Information Office and the Ministry of Culture, you should have a strong sense of national responsibility, stand at a historical height, and promote the taste of both refined and popular tastes.

You should purify news reports and pure film and television works! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It is strictly forbidden for these street words to appear in official and government speeches, documents, reports, conversation terms and so on! ! ! !

Rectify the situation that the vulgar language of spoof is flooding the society and endangering the world.

In fact, innovation, independent intellectual property rights, invention, high technology, core technology, key technology, experts, professors and so on are all the same.

About pirates

It's too simple. China has installed a terminal-guided strategic missile attack aircraft carrier, which can accurately attack moving targets. Just before the hijacked ship sails, hitting a few pieces will have a deterrent effect.

China has also installed the world's most accurate cruise missiles and unmanned aerial vehicles. Fire a non-lethal shock wave missile in front of the cab of the hijacked ship to smash the wave window of the cab, or make a hole in the cab. Then the second missile injected anesthetic gas into the cockpit along the channel opened by the previous missile.

China's missile guidance capability can be continuously improved through actual combat, and China's military technology and space technology can be demonstrated to the whole world.

It's very simple, open the submarine valve of the cargo ship, sink, crash, burn, and squeeze into the lifeboat with pirates.

For the image and dignity of the country, we must be strong and brave and dare to sacrifice.

In the future, the remote control device will be installed in the cabin that has the greatest influence on the hull attitude. In an emergency, the submarine valve will be opened by the densely distributed on-site control switches and land remote control devices on board, which will artificially cause the hull to tilt;

The remote control device is installed on the main engine of the ship, which automatically limits the power output after triggering, reduces the speed, delays the time and waits for rescue, because the ship without power at all can't resist the sea wind and waves, and prevent stranding, hitting rocks and collision avoidance;

Install compressed air guns on the ship and take the initiative to fight back.

Those professors are all cheating money. They can only do system integration of imported equipment on imported hardware platforms and imported software platforms, which they call integration innovation and system innovation. They copied scientific and technological books, textbooks and documents from developed countries to write textbooks and papers. Students can only do big business, and small business wastes talents.

Using the blood and sweat of migrant workers to exchange the mature software and hardware of western industrialized countries is to combine and integrate the resources of western countries.

Will the earth be full? What is the highest value of the total population in the world?

Decades ago, foreigners did experiments, putting a group of mice in a closed space, with fresh air and adequate food, and artificially cleaning up the sanitary environment;

Breeding to a certain extent, the result is constant war between mice, and the total number of mice has been maintained at an average level.

You see, hunting, killing, catastrophe and war have promoted the progress of the animal world and human society, so the country must have a strong national defense force! Powerful armed police, public security, security and other state machines.

We have implemented the best system of capitalism and the most effective laws of capitalism, which embodies the superiority of feudal society.

Why did your superiors push you to work for a rival faction?

What happened? What can you do?

Undercover, test you, hurt you, prepare to promote you, kill you,

Traffic problem! ! ! Please help answer! ! !

Let's fucking go,

There's no need to keep it.

Only when the genes of natural immunity survive can human beings achieve their own progress.

The evolution of human beings depends on the laws of nature, and those human genes with natural immunity (produced in the long-term confrontation with natural viruses) thrive on a global scale and encourage others to provide sperm and eggs.

It is a retrogression of history to use expensive drugs, manpower, material resources and financial resources to treat genes that lose resistance once they are recruited.

Do you think people's quality is improving now?

Intellectuals in China only pieced together science and technology fast food and system integration on the basis of imported hardware platform, software platform, science and technology system and ideology, and their basic skills have been replaced and abandoned by western countries, becoming a colony of culture, goods and technology.

The consumption level has improved, the desire for corruption and profligacy has expanded without restraint, basic industries have been destroyed, and collective morality has disappeared.

Paper explosion is a black hole that devours national resources. The extravagant life of intellectuals and the profligacy of the country's real money have exhausted China's economic resources and completely subverted and destroyed its moral foundation.

The Nobel Prize is a beautifully packaged poison, a drug, an opium, a trap and a trap for China. It is to buy addiction drugs with huge sums of money, which corrodes academics and causes education corruption. It is a poisonous political ecstasy designed by American strategists with ulterior motives to drive fish out of gardens, birds out of bushes and empty China's aphrodisiac economy. It is a tool, a weapon and a gimmick for the US imperialists to erode the intellectuals in China. Moreover, the more advanced and developed the western scientific and technological system is, the more expensive modern instruments are, the more expensive advanced processing equipment systems are, and the research methods such as deep space exploration, genetic engineering, nano-micro research and high-energy physics exploration are so expensive that many developed countries lack joint opening. In this era, the dazzling and illusory Nobel Prize is used to induce China to use national resources, empty the national treasury and all social resources to destroy the national economic foundation and national economic construction, and to anesthetize China people with concepts. Compradors and China intellectuals, under the command of westerners, squandered and exploited their own people, helped state capital plunder their own wealth, and seized the world's wealth by using western politics, ideology, scientific and technological system and dollar hegemony. This has long been a public manifestation of China people's servility, psychological deformity and distortion, and it has been applauded by foreign bosses, disarming China people's spirit and benefiting many China people, especially officials.

So what if you win the Nobel Prize? The materials and production level of bicycles in China can't reach the level of developed countries before the Cultural Revolution.

Imperialism used captured foreign slaves, spies and agents to guide the publication of papers in Nature and Science to bring down China, and all kinds of knowledge in the system sharpened their heads and swarmed in, ruining the party style and political style, and even ruining the people's hearts.

How to win the Nobel Prize?

It's simple. Wouldn't it be better to hold another Olympic Games, send them some silver medals and comity gold medals, import more latest instruments and equipment, buy a large number of advanced materials and reagents, and invite a large number of foreign experts? Too short-sighted

Does anyone know the amount of gunpowder used to set off firecrackers in China every year? Converted into TNT equivalent. Let's do the math!

The annual output value of fireworks in China is more than 654.38+0 billion yuan, less than 20 billion yuan, and domestic sales are 5 billion yuan. According to the calculation in the industry, the gross weight of high-grade fireworks (such as high-altitude fireworks) is about one kilogram in 50 yuan (the ex-factory price is so low, the industry has high profits, many patterns and deep water), and the gross weight of ordinary firecrackers can be converted into TNT equivalent of 0. 1 kg to 0.2 kg on average.

Therefore, it is estimated that the equivalent of TNT is in the order of 10 million kilograms to 1 million kilograms.

Please refer to for details; Simple production method of blasting equipment Zhang Deyao Beijing: National Defense Industry Press 1965 published 2 15 pages, light green cover.

Ask for fireworks composed of special symbols ~ urgent!

Person in charge of report:

The truthful report is as follows-

There are several schemes to produce patterned fireworks;

The oldest is the gunpowder array fixed on the ground, which is ignited together or pre-programmed, and ignited at certain intervals so that children can understand it.

Or there is a three-dimensional cavity made of paper in the projectile, arranged according to the pattern you need. This is a customized process according to customer's requirements. There are bonded rolling powder balls in the cavity, which will explode after the fireworks are launched, and the burning and luminous powder balls can form simple patterns in space. The price 1000 yuan to 3000 yuan, and the production cost is less than that of 500 yuan.

Now they all learn from the practice of foreign countries ten years ago and adopt programmable electronic delay fuze. Because there are many imitation manufacturers, the original special chip has long been replaced by a general-purpose single chip microcomputer, and the fuse cost starts from 10 yuan. The firing tubes at fixed intervals on the ground, the direction of each firing tube should be tested, which is the dot matrix pattern of the fireworks in Beijing Olympic Games and Tiananmen Square on the 60th anniversary of New China. The standard price of this kind of barrel array and ground programming launch computer is more than one million yuan respectively. For ordinary customers, 20,000 yuan can open a rough system. The minimum consumption for typing a word is 20 thousand, and the reserve price is also open, which is an integration.

Circuit-controlled timed fireworks range from 100 yuan to 1000 yuan, and when it hits ten o'clock, it is 1000 yuan, earning the franchise of producing fireworks, transporting fireworks, storing fireworks and launching fireworks. Big customers not only type a few words, but also provide supporting services.

Fireworks is an immoral and sinful industry;

The pollutants produced by fireworks and fireworks combustion are similar to those emitted by automobile exhaust and coal combustion. Forget firecrackers, it is harmful nitrogen and sulfur compounds; When the colorful luminescent substances of fireworks burn, they will produce more toxic substances. For example, firecrackers should emit particularly bright white light and silver light. In addition to adding aluminum and magnesium, rare earth element titanium should be added. To produce colored light, non-ferrous metals are essential, and heavy metals and rare earth metals have good flame color effects, such as manganese, chromium, nickel, vanadium, molybdenum, tungsten and cerium (the main flint materials of traditional lighters). Smokeless fireworks mainly use nitrocellulose, which has been around for more than 0/00 years. Hunan Province, Jiangxi Province and the Ministry of Science and Technology have invested more than 100 million yuan, and the low-pollution fireworks developed are not up to the level of R small enterprises. Compressed air cold strike (from 15,16th century) fireworks, time programmable preset software and integrated circuit delay electronic ignition fuze (from 1940) are engineering technologies that have been publicly used in this field abroad for more than ten years.

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Liangzi of Liuyang Fireworks Factory is immersed in water to irrigate crops. What harm will people do after eating crops?

Pyrotechnics are the core of finished fireworks.

Its components include: (1) oxidant; (2) combustible materials; (3) substances that color the flame; (4) adhesive; (5) Special substances such as flute, chlorine-containing organic substances, preservatives, moisture-proof agents, etc.

Name, barium nitrate, potassium nitrate, potassium perchlorate, strontium carbonate, copper oxide, bismuth oxide, cryolite, antimony sulfide, birch bark paint, phenolic resin, polyvinyl chloride resin, sulfur, red lead, aluminum slag, aluminum silver powder, carbon powder, strong powder, titanium powder, high-potassium flute, military nitrate, aluminum-magnesium alloy powder and other medicinal materials.

All kinds of toxic substances are in it. I come from Liuyang. I know this. The chemical raw materials in the fireworks factory are all toxic.

Respondent: Zeng Huanwen

People are rich and powerful. What about you? ! ! ! !

There are too many social problems,

The output value of fireworks in China is more than 654.38+00 billion yuan, less than 20 billion yuan. To support a large number of production enterprises, what industry can be used to change birds?

Fireworks and firecrackers management departments, safety supervision departments, public security departments, fire departments, hospitals, medicines, surgical instruments, funeral homes, etc. It is indispensable for this industry to rely on these to eat.

If these people don't shoot, they will do more dangerous things, and let these class enemies vent, vent, and release @ @ @ # # # #.

Therefore, existence is reasonable! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Please review and modify it and forward it anonymously.

Because the opening and closing ceremonies of Guangzhou 20 10 Asian Games were held on an island separated from the new TV Tower by a river, the way to light the flame is as follows:

The steel cable is made of materials smelted by Carpenter Company.

Hanging the imported high-strength steel cable at the top of the new TV tower to the torch tower on the island,

Use the northbound brake (slow descent device),

The torchbearer descended from the top of the new TV tower along the steel cable at a low speed and at a constant speed.

If the cable breaks, use K-36 and ACES-II for protection.

Pull a steel cable from the top of the new TV tower to the torch platform, the main venue hundreds of meters away. Under the control of the centrifugal governor, the brazier that ignites the revolutionary flame will reach the torch platform along the steel cable at a constant speed to ignite the torch.

Pull a steel cable from the top of the new TV tower to the torch platform of the main venue hundreds of meters away, and hang a nitrocellulose fuse on the steel cable to transmit the revolutionary fire to the torch platform.

At the same time, the second scheme is started, and the torch is lit by laser from the top of the new TV tower.

In order to prevent accidental injury to VIPs, the power of laser is limited because of atmospheric dust, smoky climate,

Because the upper floor of high-rise building vibrates greatly under the influence of wind and foundation vibration,

The laser spot hitting the target keeps moving,

The servo tracking system is used for continuous correction, so the laser ignition may fail.

Therefore, the third scheme is to launch the autonomous gliding UAV from the top of the new TV tower with compressed air-powered pneumatic cold launch.

If the drone gets out of control halfway,

Then activate the fourth scheme. From the top of the new TV tower, an extreme skydiver jumped down and went straight to the torch from the air.

If the fixed-point skydiving fails, the landing point is the surface of the Pearl River.

The fifth set of emergency plan is to use the high tide of the Pearl River, which is strong in winter and strong in winter. Torchbearers beat gongs and drums and paddle dragon boats with Lingnan traditional cultural characteristics to land on the island.

Swimmers struggled to swim, kayak, take a flower-tailed ferry, take a hydrofoil jet boat and land on military landing ships and carbon fiber speedboats.

If it still fails, the special forces frogman suddenly emerges from the water and goes straight to the torch.

If the scuba fails,

Light the torch from the connecting cable between the nearby bridge and the torch platform,

If the lifting wheel breaks down, use air cannon to launch torchbearers and catapults to help torchbearers reach their destination.

If it continues to fail, extreme skateboarders and cyclists will make a driving leap from the platform.

If you encounter obstacles again, use the fixed Wuyang modeling robot and the mascot of the Guangzhou Asian Games to spray fire.

At the same time, fire was fired from the surface ship platform. One stunt torchbearer drove the car and the other stunt torchbearer drove the motorcycle.

At the same time, the platform on the Henan side and the platform on the Hebei side leap over the river to reach the Torch Tower.

The boss spoke: If the opening ceremony of Guangzhou Asian Games is not creative, I won't come.

Finally, the physical torch of the Asian Games was directly lit at the top of the new TV tower, creating the largest, most revolutionary, most advanced, most creative, brightest, grandest, most spectacular and majestic torch in the world!

It is the largest virtual torch in the world, which uses a large area of light grid on the outer surface of the new TV tower to produce the effect of dynamic flame flow.

Isn't there a revolving restaurant platform, a ferris wheel and a sightseeing ball cabin above the waist to light the torch of the Asian Games?

A submarine on the riverbed of the Pearl River launched a submarine-launched missile. After the missile came out of the water, it went straight to the ignition platform of the Guangzhou Asian Games.

The amphibious vehicle driving on the surface of the Pearl River dived into the water, then drove a certain distance on the riverbed of the Pearl River and climbed ashore. During this period, the torch in the interior space of the vehicle kept burning and ran to the torch platform after exiting the water.

From the former site of Whampoa Military Academy, the mini submarine sent a group of torchbearers from underwater to the shore below the new TV tower. If they fail halfway, another batch of torchbearers will be sent from White Swan Hotel to the shore under the new TV tower by hydrofoil.

Torchbearers enter the bottom of the new TV tower, take the elevator in the middle of the new TV tower and climb to the top of the new TV tower. The torchbearer jumped from the top of the new TV tower with a lighted torch. Some torchbearers use catapult parachuting.

Torchbearers filed from the air and headed for the ignition platform! Live video taken in the air. Under the control of stunt parachutes and powered parachutes, these extreme athletes did not land directly on Haixinsha Island, but unexpectedly landed on the barges waiting by the Pearl River and boarded the dragon boat with southern characteristics.

Strong in winter, strong in winter, follow the high tide of the Pearl River, sail to the main venue of the opening ceremony of Haixinsha Island (500 meters north of the new TV tower, just across the Pearl River), and light the main torch in front of the guests;

Then, holding the torch non-stop, riding a stunt car, jumping from the platform of Haixinsha Island, skydiving over the Pearl River and reaching the bottom of the new TV tower.

In full swing, make persistent efforts, take the elevator inside the new TV tower, reach the top of the new TV tower, light the Asian Games torch at the top of the new TV tower, and set up the world's largest, most spectacular and majestic torch for the Games!

It is the largest virtual torch in the world, which uses a large area of light grid on the outer surface of the new TV tower to produce the effect of dynamic flame flow.

Guangzhou Automobile Group has built an underwater car that runs on the Pearl River bed, launched from the former site of Huangpu Military Academy, and sailed to Xiaoman waist on the Pearl River bed. Note that this is not ground transportation.

After disembarking from the Pearl River bed, open the sealed hatch, and the torchbearer will come out and board the waist.

At the top of the waist, light the highest, largest, strongest, most spectacular, brightest, largest, most spectacular and dazzling main torch in the history of the Games! ! ! ! !

The torchbearer was put into a carrier rocket, which sent the manned cabin into Earth orbit, then returned to Earth from outer space and landed directly at the main venue of the Asian Games in Haixinsha Island. Light the torch of Guangzhou Asian Games immediately after the torchbearer leaves the cabin!

The details are that the parachute is opened at the altitude of return cabin 10km, and the hatch cover of the torchbearer is separated and thrown at the altitude of 5km. The return cabin will eject the torchbearer from the cabin at a height of 1km from the ground, and the torchbearer will control the power parachute to land accurately above the waist, where the main torch will be lit.

The reason why this method is adopted is that it is not thrilling for torchbearers to jump from the waist, and it is too tacky to take a dragon boat ride.

Waist skydiving,

Torchbearers fired cannons at the main venue from the ship.

Torchbearers were launched from the submarine to the main venue.

The astronauts walked out of the manned space landing module,

Slipped off the wire rope,

Pull it up from the bottom of the water with a steel cable,

Driving a flying car across the river to the main venue,

Driving an underwater robot to climb ashore from the bottom of the river and drive into the main venue,

Hee hee, what do you say?

campus security

First: there will be endless troubles after raising security guards! ! ! ! ! At present, the social burden is heavy and there are few things, which delays their good time of youth study and cultivates their violent directional thinking and action inertia. When they were at work, they provoked numerous social conflicts. Their verbal violence is left behind, buried, produced and intensified in society. Even if there was no bloody conflict at that time, it accumulated countless dangerous jealousies and intensified the opposition between the people and the government. You can only paint a gourd ladle and dig Peter to pay Paul. You are too young to learn well. If you use violence against others, you will be arrogant and superior, and you will do whatever it takes to make a living, which will delay their lives and ruin their future. With absolute power, condescending, intimidating language and threats of violence, security guards can force others to submit according to their will. For example, if the owner refuses to pay for parking, he will smash the car on the spot, face to face, and immediately! Security guards are used to bullying, obstructing and driving away home appliance repairmen, water workers, gas workers and couriers who enter the community to serve the society, pushing and shoving, releasing bicycle tires, imposing fines on electric bicycles, collecting protection fees, charging parking fees in illegal areas, taxi hospitality and so on. Bullying, squeezing and exploiting people can't maintain social peace. On the contrary, they harbor and connive at criminals, directly create social unrest, turn themselves into criminals and endanger the people. The profession of security has viciously reshaped their personal outlook on life, values and world view.

Second, after the security guard lost his job, he was abandoned by the rich boss and the workplace. They don't have proper skills to make a living, so it's extremely difficult for them to find jobs. Their habitual behavior makes them a high-risk group of crimes, which is completely different from ordinary people's thinking, behavior and values. They have serious mental illness, which causes far-reaching and extensive harm to society! ! ! ! We must never underestimate it, nurture it, or promote it on a large scale. This is just an emergency measure and a stopgap measure.

Third, install more cameras at the school gate to spread the real situation widely on the Internet. Real-time display equipment for registered Internet cafes, otaku, social workers, nearby shops, nearby workshops and nearby houses will be widely supervised. If there is any abnormal dynamic, it will immediately report to the police, and people who work and live around will receive radio announcements and flock to fight the people's war. It costs less than hiring security guards, does not encourage new violent tendencies, and facilitates officials to create political achievements. It is funded by local government departments and implements the accountability system for officials. If there is a case, he will be dismissed on the spot and investigated again, and the dereliction of duty official will be compensated in cash to end his political life forever.

Fourth, raise the age of security guards on duty in public places. Don't think that joining a gang gives you power. Just because you have a backer, you think that a strong security guard can shock the masses. This doesn't scare criminals. There is no strongest, only stronger. Fighting each other by force can only aggravate social opposition and promote the vicious escalation of criminal tools and means. Young people should learn exquisite maintenance skills and fine decoration techniques to sharpen their body and mind in the community. Without skilled work, it is also good to be a cleaner and porter. If the middle-aged and elderly security guards at the scene find bad signs, they will use modern communication tools to summon young security guards to the scene, so that they can come at once, go away at will, and fight when they come. In recent decades, the most urgent need in China is to re-advocate and train conscientious and self-disciplined industrial workers, and focus the attention of the whole society on their own jobs. It is urgent to restore the soil for finding improvement measures in their own jobs. Relying on all kinds of speculative temptations, stable trend culture and measures to divert people's hearts, society has invested a lot and consumed endless social resources; At present, surrounded by school security guards and armed police, as students, studying under the protection of submachine guns has a very wrong role in shaping and guiding students' psychology and spirit, which requires cadres at all levels to seriously reflect!

Class enemies are still there, and their hearts will not die. Comrades, we should always be vigilant, seize the string of class struggle, adhere to the dictatorship of the proletariat and never relax! !

Adhere to the continuous revolution under the dictatorship of the proletariat and unswervingly follow the socialist road.

In the fiery revolutionary era, Mao Zedong era, the east is mighty, the red flag is flying, the song of triumph is loud, the steel guns are shining, the battle songs are loud, and the revolutionary situation is excellent.

The enemy is getting worse every day and we are getting better every day.

The future is bright, the road is tortuous, and the final victory is ours.

American imperialism is a paper tiger.

Unswervingly follow the socialist road, adhere to the dictatorship of the proletariat, adhere to the glorious banner of Marxism-Leninism and Mao Zedong Thought, plant the revolutionary red flag all over the world, and liberate all mankind.

Great mentor

Great leader

Great commander-in-chief

The great helmsman

Do you want to play hard or pretend to like it?

Are you serious or are you joking or joking? If you are too involved, something will go wrong.

I suggest we just watch the fun. If you really want to take it seriously, you are stupid.

You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, which unit are you from? ! ! ! ! Ha ha.