Reporter: Uncle, if you have ten acres of land, are you willing to give half of the harvest to the party?

Uncle: Yes.

Reporter: If it is two villas, would you like to dedicate one villa to the party?

Uncle: Yes.

Reporter: What about two cars?

Uncle: Yes.

Reporter: What if I win the grand prize of one million?

Uncle: Yes.

Reporter: What about two cows?

Uncle: No. ......

Reporter: Why are fields, villas, cars and bonuses all willing, but cows are not?

Uncle: I really have two cows!