2. I yearn for the life in the Spring Festival Gala most: there are 90 cents flat houses in the world. There is a mother-in-law who doesn't want a house. A deskmate gave 30 thousand as soon as they met. Some owners in the world have already retired 654.38 million. A girlfriend regards 5 million as wasteland.
3. Ten highlights of the Spring Festival Evening in the Year of the Rabbit: Brother Han Geng lip-synching. Hawthorn is ambiguous. Sister Zhi Lin has very small breasts. Brother Jie is short again. Huang Hong's vacation is great. Uncle Benshan is very boring. Brother acrobatics is so handsome. Aunt Han Hong is out of tune. Dong Qing Danto is addicted. The goldfish finally died.
It is said that there is an old lady sweeping the floor backstage every Spring Festival Evening. When the actor came down, she whispered to him, You are a disgrace again.
There must be one less audience in this year's Spring Festival Gala: Song Shanmu.
6. How wonderful Lin Chi-ling is: In order to accommodate Jay Chou, Lin Chi-ling put on flat shoes, which is to take care of people. Cheng Xiang Dong Qing came up on stilts. It's too cloudy. He's only half as fierce as Lexus. He called Lin Chi-ling to her as soon as he came to power, but Lin Chi-ling saw through the trick at a glance. But looked down at Dong Qing's feet first, and then took two steps back to keep their distance. This action made the audience understand how stupid Dong Qing was.
7. A harmonious society pays attention to calmness.
8. Dong Qing, a trickster, made of steel.
How do pig farmers do foxes?
9. The security of the Spring Festival Gala is very strict, and fillers can't be brought into the venue, even if you are in Lin Chi-ling.
10. Just now, Jay's technique of sitting in the air while singing should be popularized in Spring Festival travel rush craze!
1 1. It is said that the real magic of this year's Spring Festival Gala is to replace Lexus' sister's chest with Cai Ming's sister.
12, don't be afraid to write a paper next semester! Writing a book: Omit 10,000 words here!
13, the most powerful sentence of the Spring Festival Gala: Lin Chi-ling said to Dong Qing: In fact, you are more experienced than me in parenting.
14, fish walking policy magic decryption: all fish tanks are very shallow, because there are electromagnetic wires under the fish tanks (used to arrange goldfish to walk). Second: it is the most cruel part; Arrange magnets in the stomachs of these goldfish (people who know the operation will understand very well) and let the goldfish walk according to your instructions. I deciphered this magic because it was cruel! Because this kind of fish will not live for 5 ~ 7 days (animals)
15, or the magic of goldfish: goldfish symbolizes the people-goldfish is as obedient as the people.
16, the fourth pair of Spring Festival Evening: Zhu De Xiao Wei often goes home to watch first, and the second pair of couplets is too simple: go for a stroll in the kiln ... (Why is it a liberal arts student)
17, part I: Zhu geili, Zhao keng's father, the people of the whole country, damn it! Bottom line: Cai Yunfu, Ni Linmei, CCTV Spring Festival Evening, what the hell! Horizontal batch: sleep to save electricity.
18, Spring Festival Evening: 5 million, gone; Fake divorce and housing distribution, yellow; Pick up a hundred thousand dollars and pay it back.
19, the magician's necessary prop for the Spring Festival Evening: Dong Qing!
20. Uncle Benshan came from the audience and said the first sentence in the sketch: Hey (yeah) …