2. Inspiring is what the poor do, while the rich pretend to teach people to let go.
3. What hurts single dog the most: Being old, taking a selfie may be a family photo!
4. Money is not spent on paper, but also spent on money. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will not only be poor, but also ugly!
My mother told me to be kind to people when I was young, and then I met many people. I hope they have a mother.
6. Work testimony: Sorry not to do it; Do as you wish; There is no point in doing more; Do it desperately, and people will question: What do you mean?
7. Some people will eat hard when they are unhappy. As long as they can eat, there is nothing in life.
8. "Our manager said that selling insurance requires shameless spirit!" "This is why you sell insurance in the ladies' room! ? "
9. If classmates or friends around you say you are ugly, don't be sad, because people have different aesthetics. Some people think you are ugly, and some people will definitely think you are handsome, such as clothing store promoters, supermarket promoters and street salesmen.
10. You can live like a pig, but you can't be as happy as a pig.
1 1. Why do you choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage.
12. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, and God wants me to be fat, so I will leave it to fate!
13. "What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people."
14. Girls always bow their heads like a lady when they see me. What should I do? God replied: Try internal ascension.
15. Some people say I am fat. Oh, do you understand this is called wealth? I'm adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance.
16. "Where is the most beautiful girl in China?" "Friends circle!"
17. I often see news that I may die suddenly after staying up late. Really scared me to death. I will never watch the news again.
18. The doorbell rang. I opened the door and saw an old classmate I hadn't seen for years. I didn't expect him to be reduced to delivery. He also looked at me in surprise and sighed: "I didn't expect you to install a door on the bridge opening!"
19. endless work, lack of sleep, not fat wallet, can't buy mink. I earned 200 million in my half life, one with amnesia and the other with memory.
On the edge of the square, a mysterious man sat under the banner of "selling all kinds of mobile phones". Passers-by asked: Dude, you sell mobile phones. Where is the mobile phone? Mystery man: Look at this square. I'll bring it to you if you like it!
2 1. I suddenly had the urge to study, so I took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.
22. When I was waiting in line to withdraw money, I saw the person in front of me take it out and look at it in his hand, and then put it back. Asked what he was doing, he replied, "Just now, a friend transferred several thousand dollars to me. I'll take it out and see if there is any fake money. "
23. Sleeping after 0/2 o'clock at night/kloc-equals to chronic suicide, skipping breakfast equals to chronic suicide, frequent barbecue equals to chronic suicide, mobile phone is turned on 24 hours a day equals to chronic suicide, staying indoors for a long time equals to chronic suicide, and lack of exercise equals to chronic suicide. I suddenly realized that I had done nothing all day, and I fucking committed suicide.
24. I told my playful classmates that the final exam is coming soon, so you still play. Have you memorized the Chinese text? Did you do your math homework? Has the wrong chemistry question been corrected? Do you remember English words? He shook his head and then asked me loudly: Teacher, has your salary increased? Is there a bonus this year? Did you buy a house? Do you have a car? Do you have a girlfriend?